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hazel thomas and lilah thomas
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diary of two sisters who can’t shut their mouths. hazel and lilah thomas spend every single second together and surprisingly still have hundreds of things to talk about. this podcast follows as they laugh, giggle, and boy cry about every aspect of life.

  1. 04/02/2025

    30 minute squirrel guided meditation

    take a deep breath and join us for a peacefully hilarious squirrel meditation. this week you’ll travel through the mystical forest, eat acorns, swim with your sister, and even attended a princess themed “nut-luck”. p.s. do you feel relaxed?

    37 min

  2. 03/19/2025

    our eras tour

    we’ve had a lot of eras, would you join the ticket master battle to see us on tour? this week is all about every single period of our history. join us as we talk about babyhood, star wars, separation anxiety, crazy games an even crazier fashion choices! p.s. if you had to choose one, which thomas sister era would you become friends with?

    51 min

  3. 02/26/2025

    crashing out over kit conners bicep

    have you ever been so obsessed you feel sick? we have! this week is all about new york city and our celebrity obsessions. join us as we talk about broadway, post concert depression, internet cleanses, and our favorite rat, ricky gormet. p.s. is this normal?

    56 min

  4. 02/12/2025

    we feel the irritability in our heads

    do you ever look at your sister and just want to strangle her? this episode we are feeling irritable and ready to fight. join us as we talk about funny stories from our week, lilah’s pizza baby toy, hazel’s leg hair obsession, and the goodwill bins. p.s. does lilah have ADHD?

    41 min

  5. 01/21/2025

    this has to be a prank (where is susan b anthony?!)

    we’re depressed and grieving. this week we are saying goodbye to our rights and our tiktok edits. join us as we talk (and sob) about tiktok “going dark”, susan b anthony, and trump taking office. p.s. kamala harris if you see this please come give us a hug

    57 min

  6. 01/08/2025

    men’s skulls are coming at us (happy new year)

    new year new me? drew starkey’s new hair agrees! after a long break we are finally back and ready to chitter! this week is all about new years aspirations (not resolutions) and a whole lot of catching up! join us we talk about christmas, hazel starting hair school, bleached brows and men’s protruding sculls. p.s. our christmas gift to all men is a bottle of toner and purple shampoo (your welcome)

    45 min

  7. 12/10/2024

    we're holding space (we didn't know this was happening)

    we're holding a lot of space for the lyrics of defying gravity… well hazel is at least. this week is a plethora of “that’s really powerful” moments. join us as we gab about the way jonathan bailey says perfect, crying at christmas songs, and celebrities turned trump supporters. p.s. kit conner please get us to new york

    33 min

  8. 11/19/2024

    we love a man with a little bow

    after a week of grieving we are back and better than ever. this week, left disappointed and angry after the results of the election, we are looking for something jolly and bright. welcome to our impossible christmas lists. join us as we talk about the men we are obsessed with, who we would freaky friday, celebrity private instagrams, and lilah missing her two front teeth. p.s are you ready to rock around the christmas tree?

    59 min
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diary of two sisters who can’t shut their mouths. hazel and lilah thomas spend every single second together and surprisingly still have hundreds of things to talk about. this podcast follows as they laugh, giggle, and boy cry about every aspect of life.

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  • Creator
    hazel thomas and lilah thomas
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © hazel thomas and lilah thomas
  • Show Website
    hey squirrels