High Functioning, Slightly Faded

Julie
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High Functioning, Slightly Faded is the weekly chaos you didn’t know you needed. Hosted by a 25-year-old cardiac nurse that could talk to a wall, this podcast is your new favorite space to spiral (responsibly). From beauty tips and personal stories to pop culture hot takes, and unsolicited advice—nothing’s off-limits, and everything’s slightly unhinged. Whether you're waxing for vacation or crying in the Richardson's parking lot, you're in good company. New episodes drop weekly.

  1. Munchie 10: taking pics to look at your shelf butt

    12/26/2025 · BONUS

    Munchie 10: taking pics to look at your shelf butt

    On this munchie episode I discuss making edibles, the work Christmas party, Stranger things theories, Season 2 fallout, I LOVE LAAAAA, no wonder everyone wants to f**k don Draper, some of my LEAST favorite flavors, the genuine power of pretty girls, the magic of a 1990 remaster and more!

    26 min
  2. Episode 20: can someone teach me how to thirst trap??

    12/23/2025

    Episode 20: can someone teach me how to thirst trap??

    This week on the pod I discuss the salem historical holiday walk, bluetooth connecting to the hive mind, the recent cold front, the hottest sports for guys to play, Christmas Nostalgia, HEATED RIVALRY TO KEEP YOU WARM DURING THE COLD FRONT, some gift giving ideas, my Spotify wrapped and more!! PS if you can take a mean thirst trap slide into my DMs I need help

    37 min
  3. Episode 19: facetiming from the upside down

    12/09/2025

    Episode 19: facetiming from the upside down

    SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO EDIT!! I have been busy w life/ drama/ having fun/ work/ etc so forgive meeeee bc this is a long episode!!! I talk what I’m thankful for, OBVI the DWTS season/ finale, plus my DREAM all star DWTS cast, THE HUTCHERSSAINCE, some drunk additions to my podcast phone note, STRANGER THINGS OFC, and more!!! Check it outttt :)))

    1h 17m
  4. Munchie 9: “we love you j law”

    11/26/2025 · BONUS

    Munchie 9: “we love you j law”

    This munchie episode I discuss my unbased mid 20s crisis (I just love to stress), my queen JLaw, the magic of hemp wick, some women in comedy I love, why my legs hurt, and more!!!!!! Omgggg tune innnnn!!!

    27 min
  5. Episode 18: “I’m so hungry I could eat Enver Hoxha” ft Iftimi

    11/09/2025

    Episode 18: “I’m so hungry I could eat Enver Hoxha” ft Iftimi

    Today on the podcast I am joined by my friend and fellow nurse, Timi! We discuss his journey into nursing and experiences as a man working in a female dominated industry, his Albanian heritage and journey to the US, his incredibly brave love of fashion as a straight man, and many more things!!! This episode is extremely chill, check it out :)))

    1h 10m
  6. Munchie 8: “you’ll have to pry the black cat ears out of my cold dead hands”

    11/05/2025 · BONUS

    Munchie 8: “you’ll have to pry the black cat ears out of my cold dead hands”

    On this munchie episode of the podcast, I talk horror movie recommendations, Chad Powers, Halloween costumes, some recent stuff I was up to and more !

    24 min
  7. Episode 15: "the patriots are finally good guys!"

    10/26/2025

    Episode 15: "the patriots are finally good guys!"

    Sorry for taking so long to edit and upload this episode !!! also it’s 15 bc I skipped over 15 when numbering the episodes and I just realized lol. This week on the pod I discuss #TALLBOYNATION, Travis kelce’s 1587 restaurant, my recent IT issues, my apology for #bringingbackfingering, the king Kylie revival, hot guys in horror and more!!!!!

    45 min
  8. Episode 17: “be my NY when Hollywood hates me”

    10/14/2025

    Episode 17: “be my NY when Hollywood hates me”

    Yes, the Red Sox spanked the Yankees. No, I don’t wanna talk about it. WHAT I DO WANNA TALK ABOUT IS LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL BY TAYLOR SWIFT!!! You guys know I have SO many opinions and you KNOW I’ve loved it since day one. Drunk driving PSA just in case you guys still think that’s chill or something and I talk about some other super cool stuff tooooooo. But FINALLY YES A FULL LENGTH EPISODE YOU ARE WELCOME LOVE YOU ALL! Special credits to my friend Quinn for editing it for me 🩵🧡

    1 hr
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High Functioning, Slightly Faded is the weekly chaos you didn’t know you needed. Hosted by a 25-year-old cardiac nurse that could talk to a wall, this podcast is your new favorite space to spiral (responsibly). From beauty tips and personal stories to pop culture hot takes, and unsolicited advice—nothing’s off-limits, and everything’s slightly unhinged. Whether you're waxing for vacation or crying in the Richardson's parking lot, you're in good company. New episodes drop weekly.

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