”High” Functioning

melissa addison
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Welcome to "High" Functioning — the unfiltered audio diary of a 31-year-old wife, cat mom of two, and certified pothead just trying to make it through life one random thought at a time. Whether I'm overthinking the universe, ranting about daily chaos, or deep-diving into why my cats are probably judging me, this is your cozy corner for high thoughts and functional living. Light one up, chill out, and let's vibe through the weird, the funny, and the surprisingly profound moments of day-to-day life.

الحلقات

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    Episode 11. Questionable Decisions, New Pets, Theater Kids, + WEED!

    My older sister joins me as we unpack the deeply questionable decision of getting new pets like we’re emotionally responsible enough for that (we’re not). We wander into childhood theater kid chaos, moments of accidental brilliance, and a very honest amount of weed-fueled reflection. If you've ever impulsively brought home a furry creature and hoped for the best, this episode might feel uncomfortably relatable — in the funniest way.

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    Episode 10. Dad Jokes, Too Many Tokes, The Best for Last + WEED!

    We’re high, we’re laughing, and somehow my husband thinks he’s a comedian now. Join us for dad jokes gone wrong, too many tokes, and one last joke that might actually break us.

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    Episode 9. Overwhelmed, Over It, Over the Hill + WEED!

    In this episode of High Functioning, Melissa gets blazingly honest about feeling overwhelmed, developing “grandma problems” at 31, and rethinking Thanksgiving one edible at a time. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and a little too relatable — like your inner monologue, but higher.

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    Episode 8. Then Vs Now, Newlywed Game, Functional Relationship + WEED!

    In this episode, we get blazed and look back at who we used to be versus who we are now — for better or worse. Then we put our marriage to the test with a hilarious Newlywed Game and chat about what makes a “functional” relationship (with a little help from weed, of course).

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    Episode 7. Ghost Hunting, Open Enrollments, and "higher" Perspectives + WEED!

    This week, we’re ghost hunting, surviving open benefit enrollments (the real horror), and exploring “higher” perspectives on life, love, and the afterlife. Expect stoner philosophy, haunted giggles, and— all fueled by premium bud and questionable logic. (Warning: Contains adult language, smoke breaks, and way too many deep thoughts about ghosts and medical coverage.)

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    Episode 6. Married, Baked, Autumnal TP, + WEED!

    Husband+Me=CHAOS. Discussing married life, going on weed-fueled tangents, and hitting on some really interesting topics. 🍁💨 Listener discretion advised: strong language, weed talks, and pumpkin spice.

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    Episode 5. WEED, "high" nice to meet yah, WEED + more WEED!

    My Stoner Aunt & the Gospel of the Good Green

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    Episode 4. 31, Halloween, Autumn Activities + WEED!

    31 candles, haunted knees, and weed-fueled tangents—welcome to autumn chaos!

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    Episode 3. Vacation Recap, Come-to-Jesus Moments, Swordfish Sucks + WEED!

    Vacation stories, life lessons, and high thoughts—sprinkled with laughs (and a little swordfish slander). 🍃✨

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    Episode 2. Vacation Prep, Family, Chaos, + WEED!

    Join me as I get happily ripped, hit the bong, and rant about the dreaded yet exciting chaos of vacation prep. I’ll spill my hopes that this trip will top all the past disasters, share some laughs about family bonding, and brace for that classic mix of good ol’ fashioned family chaos—served, of course, with a side of joints and giggles.

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    Episode 1. Who, What, Where, When, and WEED!

    “Being an adult is hard. Being high functioning is a whole vibe.” Welcome to High Functioning! In this intro episode, I share who I am, what this podcast is about, and what you can expect — comedy, cannabis, cats, marriage, mental health, and the random thoughts in between. Lighthearted, real, and sometimes a little hazy — but always functional.

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Welcome to "High" Functioning — the unfiltered audio diary of a 31-year-old wife, cat mom of two, and certified pothead just trying to make it through life one random thought at a time. Whether I'm overthinking the universe, ranting about daily chaos, or deep-diving into why my cats are probably judging me, this is your cozy corner for high thoughts and functional living. Light one up, chill out, and let's vibe through the weird, the funny, and the surprisingly profound moments of day-to-day life.

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