You’ve got to try this cheesecake you know, I’m not that much of a sweet tooth Wow, my god, so creamy That is the best cheesecake I’ve ever had, where did you get this? It was at the front door when I got home, somebody sent it to us Chandler, this is not addressed to you, this is addressed to Mrs.Braverman downstairs, huh, thief I didn’t read the box before I opened it, you can’t return the box after you’ve opened the box Why not? Because it’s too delicious! Chandler, you stole this cheesecake, that is wrong No no no...It is going to be ok, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one, and that way we all win, the only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, Mama’s little bakery. I feel terrible, I’m a horrible horrible horrible person I’m sorry what? Hi The other cheesecake came, they delivered it to the wrong address again So just bring it back downstairs, what is the problem? I can’t seem to say goodbye Are you serious? Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake 2 days ago, and you want more? I’ve forgotten what it tastes like, ok? It was cheesecake, it was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust….with the very rich ...yet...light cream cheese filling Wow, my whole mouth just filled with saliva You know what, forget it. We are just hungry, we have not had lunch, we are just lightheaded, let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake, Yeah, we’ll drop it off downstairs so we’ll not tempted Great idea, where do you wanna go to lunch? Mama’ little bakery, Chicago and I Thank you for lunch What? Wait a minute, I didn’t pay, I thought you paid So apparently, we just don’t pay for food anymore Did you see what I see? It’s still there Mrs. Braverman must be out She could be out of town, maybe she’ll be gone for months By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad, we don’t want her to come back with to bad cheesecake No, that could kill her We don’t want that No, so we’re protecting her oh we should take it yeah but we should move quick why Because I think I just heard her moving around in there Go go go OMG, that is so good I’m full. And yet I know, if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it What have you got there? It’s tofu cake, do you want some? Are you eating the cheesecake without me? I will give you a hundred dollar to whistle right now How can you eat the cheesecake without me? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna go over and tell Monica? Are you gonna tell Joey? No, because then you will have to tell them what we did, we are desert stealers, we are living outside the law You know what? I don’t trust you with this cake anymore, and I got it first, then I’m taking it back You think I trust you with it, we’re gonna split it, You take half and I take half. That’s not fair, you’ve already had some You know what, I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy What do we use to split it? Alright, pick a half OK well this side looks bigger, there’s more crust on this side, maybe If I measure for God sake, just pick a piece I’ll pick that one Also the smaller piece OK, there you go, enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing, no switching and don’t come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast Alright, you have got to give me some of your piece No switching, no sharing, don't come crying to me. I may just sit here and have my cake all day, just sit here in the hallway and eat my... --------- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdYy_7rsLKk&list=PLuGL6Sc4_eJZN6MNANjKQrXI75TnnFw4N&index=11
