37 episodes

A comedy NBA podcast hosted by comedian Jez F.M and hot-take machine Thom Nixon. It has been voted as the NBA podcast with the highest joke-to-sound-effect podcast on the internet, so sit back, relax and enjoy unhinged takes about the NBA.

Hoopatheticals Jez F.M & Thom Nixon

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A comedy NBA podcast hosted by comedian Jez F.M and hot-take machine Thom Nixon. It has been voted as the NBA podcast with the highest joke-to-sound-effect podcast on the internet, so sit back, relax and enjoy unhinged takes about the NBA.

    LEBRON is a FREE AGENT?! + Conference Finals Check-in

    LEBRON is a FREE AGENT?! + Conference Finals Check-in

    Free Agent Lebron James... where is he going and why will it be the Lakers?



    In this episode of Who Patheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on the Eastern and Western Conference Finals. They express their disappointment with the Eastern Conference, which has been plagued by injuries and lackluster performances. They also discuss the potential of the Dallas Mavericks and the struggles of Rudy Gobert.

    The hosts engage in a fun segment called 'Worst Fake,' where they argue for unexpected scenarios involving LeBron James and the New York Knicks.



    Overall, they provide entertaining and insightful commentary on the current state of the NBA playoffs. In this conversation, Thom and Jez discuss potential destinations for LeBron James, the future of the Milwaukee Bucks, and play a game of 'Agent Cody Banks' where they act as agents for obscure players. They also share their final thoughts and answer a rapid-fire question.



    Chapters:

    00:00 Introduction and Discussion of Eastern Conference Playoffs

    06:49 Discussion of the Dallas Mavericks

    13:28 Critique of Rudy Gobert's Performance

    19:07 Worst Fake Segment

    24:34 Discussion of LeBron James' Impact on the Lakers

    25:06 LeBron James' Potential Destinations

    29:10 The Future of the Milwaukee Bucks

    34:09 Agent Cody Banks: Obscure Players Edition

    40:43 Would you rather Bowl someone Middle-Stump, or be Hot from Behind the Arc?

    • 45 min
    The Vibes in the East are OFF!! Playoff Predictions and the State of the Bucks

    The Vibes in the East are OFF!! Playoff Predictions and the State of the Bucks

    Why is every team in the east seeming a bit... off. No one seems to have rhythm, and we are 2 games away from the playoffs.

    In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the current form and playoff prospects of the Milwaukee Bucks. They analyze the team's offensive and defensive ratings compared to last year, and express cautious optimism for their playoff run. They also discuss the importance of chemistry and the need for players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Damian Lillard to find a balance between individual performance and team success. The hosts also touch on the coaching strategies of Doc Rivers and the impact of players like Khris Middleton and Bobby Portis. They conclude with their playoff predictions and potential upsets. In this conversation, Thom and Jez discuss the current state of the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on various teams. They talk about the lackluster performance of the Boston Celtics and the passionless coaching of Joe Mazula. They also discuss teams that have no chance of winning, such as the Philadelphia 76ers, Phoenix Suns, Golden State Warriors, and Los Angeles Lakers. They express their doubts about the New York Knicks' chances of making it to the finals. They also discuss the potential matchups in the playoffs and the dominance of the Denver Nuggets. Finally, they play the segments 'Worst Fake' and 'Two Truths and a Lie' and share their thoughts on the upcoming playoffs.



    00:00 Introduction and Buck's mega chat for the playoffs.

    10:04 The Impact of Doc Rivers' Coaching Strategies

    26:27 Team Most Likely to Be Swept in the First Round

    34:01 Bad vibes in the East: The Disappointing Celtics and Passionless Coaching

    41:50 Worst Fake

    52:02 Two Truths and a Lie:

    01:00:04 Agent Cody Bank:

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Pat Bev Helps the Bucks Buck the Trend + Celts/ Knicks Playoff Predictions

    Pat Bev Helps the Bucks Buck the Trend + Celts/ Knicks Playoff Predictions

    In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Tommy discuss the recent performance of the Milwaukee Bucks and the impact of Pat Bev on the team. They also analyze the defensive struggles of Brook Lopez and the contributions of players like Bobby Portis and Thanasis Antetokounmpo. The hosts then move on to a heat check segment, where they share their thoughts on the Celtics, LeBron James, and Dante DiVincenzo. Finally, they discuss teams with challenging fan loyalty, including the Brooklyn Nets and the Detroit Pistons. The conversation covers the struggles and disappointments of several NBA teams, including the Detroit Pistons, Toronto Raptors, Charlotte Hornets, and Utah Jazz. The hosts also play a game of Two Truths and a Lie and conclude with the Agent Cody Banks segment.



    Chapters:



    00:00 Introduction and Check-in with the Bucks

    03:05 Impact of Pat Bev on the Bucks

    05:58 Brook Lopez's Defensive Struggles

    07:58 Discussion on Pat Connaughton

    10:03 Heat Check Segment: Celtics, LeBron, and Dante DiVincenzo

    22:55 Blake Griffin and the Detroit Pistons

    23:39 The Tragedy of the Toronto Raptors

    25:11 The Pitiful Charlotte Hornets

    27:19 The Confusing Utah Jazz

    29:36 Two Truths and a Lie

    32:42 Agent Cody Banks

    • 42 min
    Adrian Griffin Fired! Doc Rivers In!! - Emergency Live pod

    Adrian Griffin Fired! Doc Rivers In!! - Emergency Live pod

    Adrian Griffin has been fired halfway through the season, and has been replaced by Mr 3-1 himself; Doc Rivers. Is this a Posiitve for the milwaukee bucks? Will they lose another 3-1 lead? Should our hosts be optimistic or sad?



    All will be revealed!



    Also sling us a message at hoopatheticals@gmail.com

    • 30 min
    NBA Season Halfway Point + Bucks Blowout Celtics

    NBA Season Halfway Point + Bucks Blowout Celtics

    It's the halfway point of the season, and I think it is time to start asking the big questions... like was the Milwaukee Bucks blowing out the Boston Celtics the most underreported news event of the last 1000 years?!



    We break down the worst handles in the clutch, the Dame time winner, and a lot more.



    Also email thoughts to hoopatheticals@gmail.com



    Show Time Stamps:

    00:00 discussing Bucks vs Celts Blowout



    10:51 - Thanasis Chat: Thanalysis and ‘what is a Thanasterclass?’



    14:27 - The Dame Time game and more Bucks chat



    27:39 - Thom’s Heat Cheque: Clippers



    31:39 - First Team All- “Likely to dribble the ball off their own leg in the clutch”



    39:38 - Two Truths and a Lie - Team Edition



    46:18 - Worst Fake 



    52:33 - Agent Cody Bank

    • 58 min
    15 Games into the '23-'24 Season

    15 Games into the '23-'24 Season

    Do the Milwaukee Bucks have bad chemistry? Are the Denver Nuggets actually easy to stop? And will Thom love this version of the James Harden Clippers?



    All this and more on today's check-in of Hoopatheticals

    • 1 hr 3 min

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