Hoops Crew

Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino
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It's the best sports podcast that you've never heard of. Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every week as they break down all of the most important topics in the world of sports and beyond. Smash that play button and get in the zone!

  1. JAN 15

    Tra(d)e Young

    It's the episode you've all been waiting for: Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to break down our thoughts about the main characters of the NBA last week - The Washington Wizards and Trae Young. Welcome to DC, Trae! We share our thoughts on the move, what it means for the future of the Wiz, and share some voicemails from our friends with their thoughts as well. It's a heated poddery situation. Plus, we talk about Matt and Greg's big NFL parlay, correctly predict the Houston Texans to win against the Steelers, and discuss how social media is getting better and better. Bear down! This episode is hotter than a kiln. Kiln you dig it? Smash that play button and find out now!

    57 min

  2. JAN 7

    New Year, New Podcast!

    Happy new year! The full crew is here, and we're talking about all sorts of good stuff: the last week of the NFL season, picks for round 1 of the NFL playoffs, the Bears vibes in Chicago, and a check-in on the NBA season. Plus we talk Heated Rivalry and oh so much more. Smash that play button and get on in here!

    51 min

  3. 12/25/2025

    Hoopers and Poopers of 2025: Guill Fund Me

    Ho ho ho! Merry Spritemas! We've got a very naughty episode for you today. MC, Chlo, Matt, and Frank are here to look ahead to the Christmas Day games in the NFL and the NBA and help you decide what to watch. We also hand out awards for the Hoopers and Poopers of 2025. The Lord is working in mysterious ways. Grab your racist granny and smash that play button!

    52 min
  4. The FORMATT

    12/09/2025

    The FORMATT

    This episode is all about giving love! And starting our new cult: The FORMATT! Join us as we discuss the woes of the Washington Commanders, the Emirates NBA Cup, and Matt's heartbreak over the Clippers cutting Chris Paul. We also talk about Ethan Slater - who is he? A Johnny Tsunami villain? Listen now to find out!

    48 min

  5. 12/05/2025

    There's No Sports in Star Wars

    Blue leader standing by! Welcome to fantasy crunch time. Greg, Matt, and Frank are here to talk about some of their favorite topics: Star Wars and relitigating Wizards trades. Also, the NBA Cup: What the hell is it? Plus, Matt apologizes to Greg for his remarks about Stephon Castle, and Greg leaks messages from our private text thread. Grab a sports object and get on in here!

    44 min

  6. 11/28/2025

    Tampon C*nt Tw*t

    Ho ho ho, and welcome to our perverted Thanksgiving table! MC, Chloe, G2, and Frank are here to give thanks to the sports world. We also break down all of the action from last weekend in the NFL, discuss Chloe's conflicted feelings about the AFC North, and discuss bringing back the word "loser." This is a VERY French podcast. Shout out to Baby [BLEEP]!

    50 min

  7. 11/19/2025

    The Speed Test

    MC, G2, Matt, and Frank join together for an unforgettable episode where we finally learn who has the fastest (internet) speed. We also hear MC's gripes about (Pea)cock, Frank's analysis on the timing of the NFL trade deadline, Matt's thoughts on Metallica, and oh so much more. Plus, we get our thoughts on Avatar: Fire and Ash! 07:00 - 1st Quarter / NBA on Peacock 🐔 24:00 - 2nd Q / MetallicA 🎸 33:00 - 3rd Q / Avatar: Fire & Ash 🔥 39:30 - 4th Q / Hoopers & p00pers 💩

    48 min

  8. 11/12/2025

    Art, Fart, or Shart: 2025 NBA Cup Edition

    Frank, Greg, and Matt are in this week to do our annual round up of the NBA Cup courts in our classic segment - Art, Fart, or Shart. Plus, we give an update on the fantasy basketball league, NBA standings, and much more. Plus, Greg gives us a report from the NBA Cup and his thoughts on sportsmanship. It's a slam dunk of fun. Come join the party!

    1 hr
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It's the best sports podcast that you've never heard of. Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every week as they break down all of the most important topics in the world of sports and beyond. Smash that play button and get in the zone!

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  • Creator
    Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    138
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Hoops Crew