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Meg Kelly, Mason Smajstrla
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Childhood besties, Mason Smajstrla and Meg Kelly, lie down to chat pop-culture trends and interpret your dreams. Join the movement of non-movement! 💖

  1. I Dream Of Space Birds

    02/16/2025

    I Dream Of Space Birds

    Meg and Mason kick things off with a chat about the Super Bowl and Valentine's Day! What are these two single gals up to this year? A whole lot of nothin. Then, we dive into some crazy Reddit dream stories. The first dream explores desires and disappointment, while the second takes a more whimsical and surreal turn—featuring birds flying on broomsticks in space, a dark amalgamation monster, and even a hand-drawn illustration for our YouTube subscribers. We wrap things up with a special announcement—stick around until the end to hear our exciting news! 💖

    40 min
  2. "2025 Is Kicking Me In The Balls."

    02/09/2025

    "2025 Is Kicking Me In The Balls."

    We kick off the Ep. with a quick life check-in (send some love to your girls y'all). Then, we break down the release of Lady Gaga's brand-new single, "ABRACADABRA" 🪄✨—sharing our first impressions and the buzz surrounding it. Later, we dive into the hilarious early 2000s mockumentary, Best in Show 🏆🐶—which you may be shocked to know MEG HAD NEVER SEEN. We're skipping dream interpretations this week (please send us your dreams!!), but we promise to be back on track soon. Until then, enjoy this pop culture–packed episode! 💖

    25 min
  3. Kendall And Roman Forever

    02/02/2025

    Kendall And Roman Forever

    Mason breaks down the latest in pop culture—from Academy Award-nominated bros Jeremy Strong and Kieran Culkin's starkly different responses to their Oscar nods, to Carrie Underwood's cringey performance in D.C. Then, settle in for a dream deep-dive: Meg shares her nocturnal adventure about rescuing her parents' sweet Westie Jack mix, Sebastian. It's a short, relaxed episode—so grab a blanket, get comfy, and tune in for a cozy chat with Horizontal.

    25 min

  4. 01/26/2025

    Are you a Traitor or a Faithful?

    Join Mason and Meg for their second remote episode as they dive deep into reality TV and share too much about their lives. First up, they tackle the hit competition show "The Traitors," hosted by Alan Cumming, and pose a burning question: are you a Traitor or a Faithful? Next, Meg relives her experience of learning to drive a school bus at 16. Finally, brace yourself for Mason's wild dream analysis, featuring an unexpected kidnapper: Jack Black! From pop culture breakdowns to questionable personal anecdotes, this episode has it all. Don't miss it, y'all!

    30 min
  5. Should I cancel my date for a natural disaster?

    01/19/2025

    Should I cancel my date for a natural disaster?

    This episode is a bit different — it's our first remote podcast! The first half of the pod we talk about the LA fires and Mason's experience navigating the chaos of the past two weeks. We dive into the looming possibility of a TikTok ban and explore the mass migration to a new Chinese social media app, Rednote. There is also a fair amount of dating gossip — mostly on Mason's part. It's a very cozy ep (on the longer side). We're trying a longer format for our new Sunday series. Meg doesn't have time to cut it down to 30 mins anymore. If she had more time, she'd make a shorter podcast. And that's on editing. Okay stay safe!

    54 min
  6. Why Is Everyone Reading Fairy Smut?

    01/08/2025

    Why Is Everyone Reading Fairy Smut?

    Strap in for Mason's passionate pitch for the wildly popular fairy smut series A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Then Meg introduces us to the soulful sounds of up-and-coming singer Lola Young, sharing some lyrics from one of her most popular songs Messy (it's blowing up on TikTok!!). Things take a whimsical turn when the ladies interpret a dream from Meg's mom about casually bumping into Glen Powell at an antique show in Texas and setting Meg up with him—because why not? It's also a bittersweet moment as we mark our last episode as roommates! But don't worry, the pod isn't going anywhere—next up, we're diving into long-distance friendship and remote podcasting adventures. Fun times ahead! 💖

    32 min
  7. 2025 Resolutions: Do Less, Lie Down

    01/01/2025

    2025 Resolutions: Do Less, Lie Down

    Happy 2025! Meg and Mason ring in the New Year with fresh resolutions, analyze a questionable TikTok-famous Muppet, and break down a dream from Meg's dad—Horizontal's first Baby Boomer submission! Pour yourself a beverage, grab a blanket, and sprawl into the new year with the gals at Horizontal. 💖

    29 min
  8. We're Starting A Bell Choir

    12/18/2024

    We're Starting A Bell Choir

    This special holiday episode of Horizontal is full of surprises. The gals exchange gifts and open up about relationship dealbreakers—including families breaking into song or reciting the Pledge of Allegiance before dinner. Next, it's time to dive deep into the weird world of TikTok's Doorknob Girl and her wildly bizarre crafting videos. Finally, the ladies interpret a listener's dreams about feeling unsupported during pregnancy and encountering a longtime crush—only to wake up just as things were getting interesting!!! Put your feet up and join the movement of non-movement—after all, it's Christmas. ✨

    33 min
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Childhood besties, Mason Smajstrla and Meg Kelly, lie down to chat pop-culture trends and interpret your dreams. Join the movement of non-movement! 💖

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  • Creator
    Meg Kelly, Mason Smajstrla
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024
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