Horseshit Apocalypse

Cornelius Fitz

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COMEDY

Cult folk-horror comedy larks. Formerly 'The Latte Art Catastrophe'.

05/10/2021

Ep. 8 The Incident at Offalthropp

There's been an incident, but what exactly has happened? No one is talking. Professor of Linguistic Violence Horace Murgatroyd believes this to be the wilful obfuscations of the state delimiting human thought. But one inebriated resident is determined to make it home to his wife and baby. Deliciously dark folk horror.

10 min
05/01/2021

Ep. 7 - Cthulhu Is Not Your Homeboy

Was Mahler's 9th Symphony inspired by a sighting of the eldritch abomination in the Atlantic Ocean in 1908? And can self-styled cosmic weirdo Cthulhu escape the logics of capitalism by starting an 80s tribute band, Great Dreamer & The Mediocrities?

10 min
12/24/2020

Ep. 6 - Laughter In A Time Of Mass Extinction

Delve deep into the roadkill of the A6195. Discover magpie-cop duo, Esco & Orrison. And prepare to shed tears over Barry Higginbottom's 'driver tizer'. In this relic from the future, robot voices recite the exhibition catalogue of 'Laughter in a time of mass extinction', the final work of one-man art collective What About Me? Script: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bXuCe9KagyqHFonxaw8ygd7Knz-QpmJBUDlDBCsxzdY/edit?usp=sharing Closing music: Every Second Darker by No Demons Here.

11 min
12/11/2017

4 - Funny Business

Who shot Stan 'the Yeoman' Yeo? A devastating account of what really happened the night the standup comedian was gunned down on stage, which also provides an eviscerating look at the automated future of tomorrow's laughter. Opening music Black to Comms - Hotel Freund is used with kind permission of the artist. Credits to music and all sound effects used, as well as links to bands/songs/files, can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gdm9dUbZH8N4-DwJNUchhAw1kvv2YLsaAFJm9lLxJ14/edit?usp=sharing

16 min
11/06/2017

3 - A Problematic Supper with Slavoj

A despairing journalist tries to steer the so-called 'Elvis of nose-tweaking, T-shirt tugging and cultural theory' Slavoy Zizek away from the magnetic conversational pole of Castro's penis. Written, performed, recorded & produced by Cornelius Fitz

8 min
07/07/2017

2 - Brexyt Is Icumen In

Brexyt Is Icumen In examines the disturbing reaction of the villagers of Oughtiton when a suspected saboteur doesn't put any bunting out on Brexyt Day. Written, performed, recorded & produced by Cornelius Fitz TRIGGER WARNING: ample use is made of a Morris Dancing field recording. Credits & Acknowledgements: All sound FX sourced on Freesound.org and are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. For links to individual files, see: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12ZryOwRDDCSpjPRLo-C1T8e_8WLRc1V-Lm3ZdIwAeQc/edit?usp=sharing Other samples used under Fair Usage rights include: Benjamin Britten - String Quartet No. 1 (Maggini String Quartet) Sumer is icumen in - Ernst Stolz End song No Demons Here - Every Second Darker is used with kind permission of the artist

9 min
05/20/2017

1 - New Nature Writers Wit' Attitude

New Nature Writers Wit' Attitude concerns a failed attempt to ride the New Nature Writing gravy train with A Year In A Puddle. TRIGGER WARNING: mention is made of 'Driver Tizer', 'hedge-porn' and tree fetishism. Written, performed, recorded & produced by Cornelius Fitz Credits & Acknowledgements: All sound FX sourced on Freesound.org and are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. For links to individual files, see link: The following sound FX are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. All sound FX sourced on freesound.org. For links to individual files, see: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Psou6NGTVAV2QX9ev-II0fMXEB7KjljYPbjVoy7HEF8/edit?usp=sharing Other music samples used under Fair Usage rights include: Arnold Schoenberg - Verklarte Nacht (Boulez/Ensemble InterContemporain) Thee Midniters - Chicano Power Charley Patton - High Water Everywhere Pt. 1 Real Estate - Pool Swimmers Das Rheingold - Prelude - Solti/VPO End song: No Demons Here - Every Second Darker is used with kind permission of the artist.

20 min

7 Episodes

Cult folk-horror comedy larks. Formerly 'The Latte Art Catastrophe'.

Creator

Cornelius Fitz
Years Active

2017 - 2021
Episodes

7
Rating

Explicit
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Horseshit Apocalypse