Hoteps Been Told You

Hoteps Been Told You

Trying to make the world more Hotep

  1. 2D AGO

    The Mysterious Case of Ashlee Jenae- HBTY 409

    We’re living in a new era where the internet reacts to death with instant analysis instead of mourning. That dynamic was on full display after the sudden passing of Ashlee Jenee. Ashlee, known online for her relationship with a white crypto investor, was found dead in a hotel room. Early reports suggested suicide, but social media quickly spun up its own theories, pointing fingers and dissecting her personal life in real time. The speculation grew so loud that major online personalities jumped into the conversation, adding even more layers to an already sensitive situation. Regardless of the noise, it’s a heartbreaking loss. Rest in peace, Ashlee.   Meanwhile, another story had the timeline in a chokehold. Reports surfaced that J Prince Jr., son of a well‑known Houston figure, was connected to an alleged attempt to confront Detroit rapper AllStar JR. But the situation flipped in a way no one expected. Instead of being overwhelmed, AllStar JR reportedly defended himself, disarmed one of the attackers, and left one of the alleged assailants hospitalized. The aftermath? Pure shock across social media. People are still trying to piece together what happened, who was involved, and what this means moving forward.   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    2h 30m
  2. APR 3

    Sheisty Business - HBTY 407

    War is still raging in the Middle East, and the Hoteps open the show breaking down Trump’s speech from the night before. From there, the conversation jumps to the latest moon mission — with a Black astronaut taking part — and what that means for the culture. Then we get into a topic I’ve been warning y’all about for years: Pooh Shiesty. Federal agents held a press conference announcing that Pooh has gotten himself into a world of trouble… again. This time, he allegedly robbed Gucci Mane — the man who signed him — at gunpoint and forced him to sign paperwork. Let’s not forget: Pooh is the founder of the Pooh Shiesty mask and the spark behind YN behavior worldwide. I told y’all about his influence years ago on this pod. Nobody listened but Unc. Next up: Ye’s show last night. Three nights in London the same weekend as Hov, and honestly… the Cali show wasn’t hitting. Audio issues, stage issues — mid all around. I ended up going to sleep. And now Ye is set to perform three nights at Wireless the same weekend as Hov. So the question becomes: Who’s about to have the most entertaining weekend — Ye or Hov? If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    2h 4m
  3. MAR 27

    Druski Offends Triggers the Woke Right - HBTY 406

    The Iran war rolls on, and the Hoteps open the show debating who’s actually winning. Hotep Jesus breaks down the ancient bloodlines in play, while Uncle Hotep warns about the real danger sitting in the Strait of Hormuz. Then we pivot to the timeline’s favorite menace: Druski does it again… but at what cost Druski is back adding to his Hall‑of‑Fame run of A1 comedy bits — this time taking aim at conservative white women, “allegedly” channeling Erika Kirk. N****s are crying laughing, Red Whites are furious, and everyone agrees he struck gold again. But the question remains: does this one finally get him into some trouble. “My GOAT is full of shit… smh” Jay‑Z continues his Epstein Files damage‑control tour and sits down with GQ for an interview that has Black Twitter confused, annoyed, and side‑eyeing. One moment stands out: Hov saying he’s against rap battles now because of how nasty fans and stans get online. Which raises the obvious question: Did he realize that before or after he let Kendrick call Drake a pedo in front of the world. Unc has plenty more to pick apart in that interview — so we hand him the ball and tell him we need 83. From there, the Hoteps debate whether Swizz Beatz is really a top‑10 producer, Usher defending Diddy, Black Ice agents, and more. If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    2h 21m
  4. MAR 13

    When Terror Attacks - HBTY 404

    The Hoteps open with the latest in the Iran–US conflict and the wave of terror attacks hitting the States, then slide straight into the Black Twitter Report, where nothing is sacred and everyone catches a stray. Then… the unthinkable. Bam Adebayo—HoweverYouSpellHisLastName—drops 83 points, breaking Kobe Bean Bryant’s legendary 81. Kobe fans everywhere are calling foul: 40+ free throws, weird end‑game antics, and a vibe that just didn’t feel respectful. HJ and Unc weigh in: does this record even count or is it basketball cosplay. From there, the White Man & Coons Voltron up and take down Magic City Night. Adam Silver cancels the event a week before tip‑off, and—like clockwork—Black Twitter erupts. Curtis Scoon and Killer Mike start sparring, and the timeline turns into a digital barbershop. Unc says he saw the weird energy from the jump. And then… Ye returns. Apparently the apology tour worked, because a new stadium show is on deck and one million people sat in the queue waiting for tickets. The love is still there, the demand is still insane, and the question becomes: Is this the beginning of the full Kanye comeback arc.   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    2h 43m
  5. FEB 27

    Hotep State of the Union

    50 Cent is on what can only be described as a nationwide petty tour, and his latest stop? T.I.’s front porch. But Tip and the Harris household said, “Nah, not today.” Suddenly it’s not just 50 vs. T.I.—it’s 50 vs. the entire family group chat. The real question: Did 50 finally run into somebody who can clap back with equal cardio? Then we pivot to the world’s most unserious felony: a “friendly” snowball fight with the NYPD that somehow turned into charges. Only in America can you go from “winter fun” to “court date” in under 30 seconds. Were folks wildin’, or did the cops just not appreciate getting hit with artisanal, locally sourced precipitation? Next up: Michael Eric Dyson decided to jump into the “Not Like Us” discourse with a take that had people squinting at their phones like, “Sir… what?” HJ already said the song started feeling different after a while, but Dyson comparing it to certain political vibes? Is he defending his guy, or is he cooking up a point we just don’t want to admit? We also get into Trump’s State of the Union speech, which had everything except a halftime show. Then the crew debates a question that could end friendships: Who has better fine dining—New Jersey or Philadelphia? One side has Michelin stars, the other has diners that never close and attitudes that never soften. And finally, the BAFTA Awards gave us a controversy nobody had on their bingo card, involving a slur tossed at the cast of The Sinners. Hollywood said, “We’re shocked.” The internet said, “We’re not.”   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    2h 16m
4.7
out of 5
328 Ratings

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