22 episodes

From Hollywood to New York to Alabama and everywhere in between, Beth and Ted have lived all over the US pursuing their TV, acting and writing dreams. Married 35 years and moving 35 times, the crazy stories of their life together will keep you laughing as they try to figure out 'How Are We Still Married?

How Are We Still Married?‪!‬ Ted Ishler and Beth Albright

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    • 4.8 • 21 Ratings

From Hollywood to New York to Alabama and everywhere in between, Beth and Ted have lived all over the US pursuing their TV, acting and writing dreams. Married 35 years and moving 35 times, the crazy stories of their life together will keep you laughing as they try to figure out 'How Are We Still Married?

    Episode 1: The Wild Ride Begins!

    Episode 1: The Wild Ride Begins!

    How Beth and Ted came to be. How we met as rival interns at the CNN New York Bureau, to our crazy wedding in Alabama (car engine sardines are involved) and our unbelievable escapades back in the Big Apple that set the stage for what's to come!
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    • 36 min
    Episode 2: From Metropolis to Demopolis???

    Episode 2: From Metropolis to Demopolis???

    Beth and Ted’s epic adventure continues. From sneaking onto the New York NBC TV network sets to take kissing photos, to moving to rural Demopolis, Alabama and running a low-power TV station (and getting fired and suing the owners) all in the first year of marriage! The relationship should have been pushed to the breaking point, If the situations hadn’t been so insane and hilarious!
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    • 31 min
    Episode 3: A Ghost, A Butterknife and the Mafia

    Episode 3: A Ghost, A Butterknife and the Mafia

    Disembodied spirits in their Baltimore townhouse? A phony job offer from a kid in his basement? A radio station run by organized crime? Beth and Ted's crazy marital trek continues!
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    • 35 min
    Episode 4: House Husband, Hollywood and a Cat Named 'Beef'

    Episode 4: House Husband, Hollywood and a Cat Named 'Beef'

    More tales of anything but marital bliss. Ted becomes a Kelly Girl while Beth is a short-lived Cleveland star. A jobless move to Hollywood that involves a flimsy house made of paper, an office behind the Price Is Right ‘Wheel’, selling towels to Arsenio Hall’s mom, and a cat named ‘Beef’. If this doesn’t do them in, nothing will!!
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    • 36 min
    Episode 5: A Narcissistic Doctor's Plunger, a Cheezy Radio DJ and a Baby!

    Episode 5: A Narcissistic Doctor's Plunger, a Cheezy Radio DJ and a Baby!

    A bad luck song sets the stage for the craziness to come!  A plea at New York City night court, a move from LA to LA (Lower Alabama), ridiculous jobs at small-town radio stations, a harrowing birth with a narcissistic doctor and his plunger. Beth and Ted’s hits just keep on coming!
     
     
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    • 28 min
    Episode 6: There's A Mother-In-Law On Your Couch!!

    Episode 6: There's A Mother-In-Law On Your Couch!!

    Beth and Ted laugh about their high maintenance baby, another new city and Beth’s mother sleeping on the sofa… for five months! A broken Hollywood promise, a motor attached to the baby crib and a bald mullet hairstyle – more marriage-straining hilarity continues. 
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    • 24 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
21 Ratings

21 Ratings

MeanOldMamaMOM ,

I LOVE listening to y’all!!!!

16 years in and hearing y’all makes me hopeful for my future. I hope this kind of judgment-free, banter still exist in my marriage in 20 years. I am a YES person. Hubs is a closeted YES person. He always says No first, but he doesn’t mean it.

Wisconsin Andie ,

Very entertaining!

You both had me laughing! Each episode was very entertaining! I just finished episode 14.... get to it and record some more! ;)

60CLV ,

Laughing out loud

Thank you so much! We just retired last April when COVID started. The last 10 year’s was going ware the jobs took us. I could relate to packing up and just going. Finally we are done with it all! We did keep our house in Wisconsin while working in Indiana and South Dakota..,we had to go home every weekend or every other just to see family and grandkids. Blizzards and many snow storms. We laugh now but it was interesting! We will be celebrating 30 years this year 2021. God bless you both! A new fan CLV

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