How I Met Your Monster

Zach Wincik, Danny Salemme, Casey Brewer
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How I Met Your Monster

Welcome to How I Met Your Monster, the horror-comedy podcast that explores the introductions of your favorite movie monsters! Join Zach, Danny, and Casey as they break down how iconic monsters — from Freddy and Jason to Leatherface and Chucky — made their terrifying first impressions on screen. In each episode, we dive into the art of the perfect horror debut that turned these horror movie monsters into cinematic legends. Whether you’re a hardcore horror buff or just here for the fun, How I Met Your Monster delivers a perfect mix of spooky nostalgia and comedic commentary on the monsters you know and love. Subscribe now and never miss an episode. Now, let’s go meet some monsters!

  1. FEB 17

    A Flesh-Eating Virus in Eli Roth's CABIN FEVER

    Kicking off our UNLUCKY F*CKS triple feature, we’re building up an appetite for pancakes and guzzling down the local water supply to meet a skin-crawling, flesh-eating virus in Eli Roth’s CABIN FEVER, starring Rider Strong, Jordan Ladd, Joey Kern, James DeBello, Cerina Vincent, and Giuseppe Andrews.

    1h 47m

  2. FEB 3

    The T-800 in James Cameron's THE TERMINATOR

    Wrapping up our HIGH OCTANE KILLS triple feature, we’re popping our collars and spiking our mullets to meet Skynet’s body-building, face-shooting Cyberdyne cyborg, The T-800, in James Cameron’s THE TERMINATOR, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Earl Boen, and Bill Paxton.

    1h 58m

  3. JAN 20

    Confederate Vampires in ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

    Continuing our HIGH OCTANE KILLS triple feature, we're headed back to the 1800s with Timur Bekmambetov’s blood-soaked revisionist history hemoglobin-hungry hellscape. The political stakes are high, the wooden stakes are bloody, and honest Abe is honestly a badass as we twirl our axe and rewrite facts to meet an army of Confederate vampires in ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER.

    1h 23m
  4. The Crypt: THE THING Re-Release (Patreon Preview)

    JAN 13 · BONUS

    The Crypt: THE THING Re-Release (Patreon Preview)

    We're opening THE CRYPT for Patreon members to re-visit (or experience for the first time) the first 50 episodes of How I Met Your Monster, starting with a re-release of Episode 5 on John Carpenter's THE THING! In celebration of this week's live stream of The Thing, we're looking back on the days when Casey was not yet a host, but a recurring guest! To listen to the full episode and hear the beginnings of a beautiful horror movie loving relationship, check out our Patreon! We've grown a lot on our show when it comes to format and content, but also in the actual recording process itself. So while our early episodes don't have polish or quality audio that we're used to today, we think they're still a fun listen. We hope you enjoy! Now let's go meet some monsters. Again.

    3 min

  5. JAN 6

    Big Daddy Mars in John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS

    Kicking off our HIGH OCTANE KILLS triple feature, we’re cocking our metallic uzis and throwing caution to the crimson wind to meet the masochistic Martian, Big Daddy Mars, in John Carpenter’s GHOSTS OF MARS, starring Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, Jason Statham, Pam Grier, Clea DuVall, Joanna Cassidy, Liam Waite, and Richard Cetrone.

    1h 29m

  6. JAN 1 · BONUS

    A Nightmare on Elm Street Audio Commentary (Patreon Preview)

    Here’s a preview of our A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET commentary episode — available on Patreon for Maniac Tier Patrons. If you wanna listen, find How I Met Your Monster on Patreon and become a member!

    7 min

  7. JAN 1 · BONUS

    Terrifier 2 Audio Commentary (Patreon Preview)

    Here’s a preview of our TERRIFIER 2 commentary episode — available on Patreon for ALL MEMBERS. If you wanna listen, find How I Met Your Monster on Patreon and become a member! This episode does not require a paid membership.

    8 min

  8. 12/23/2024

    The Devil and Y2K in Arnold Schwarzenegger's "END OF DAYS" - Season's Creepings Pt 3

    Wrapping up our SEASON’S CREEPINGS triple feature with Peter Hyam’s 1999 century-capping showdown of good vs. evil. The balls are dropping, the pee is exploding, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is once again going toe-to-toe with holiday monsters as we party like it’s 1999… and panic like it’s Y2K… to meet New York’s most eligible — and evil — Beelzebubian bachelor in END OF DAYS.

    1h 51m
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Welcome to How I Met Your Monster, the horror-comedy podcast that explores the introductions of your favorite movie monsters! Join Zach, Danny, and Casey as they break down how iconic monsters — from Freddy and Jason to Leatherface and Chucky — made their terrifying first impressions on screen. In each episode, we dive into the art of the perfect horror debut that turned these horror movie monsters into cinematic legends. Whether you’re a hardcore horror buff or just here for the fun, How I Met Your Monster delivers a perfect mix of spooky nostalgia and comedic commentary on the monsters you know and love. Subscribe now and never miss an episode. Now, let’s go meet some monsters!

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  • Creator
    Zach Wincik, Danny Salemme, Casey Brewer
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    86
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021 How I Met Your Monster
  • Show Website
    How I Met Your Monster

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