How Not to Vampire

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Audio chapters from the Wattpad novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE. There are rules about who gets to be a vampire, and Bob, a young black man living in Toronto, breaks them all. In order to stay undead, he must battle the secret vampire society hell-bent on giving him a more permanent death. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371

Episodes

  1. 04/02/2022

    Chapter 2 - Friends In Low Places

    Meet Bob's best friend, Claude, gentleman thief and all-round rogue. He's the real hero of the show, and Bob is just a sidekick, just more fun, so deal with it. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/958354978 Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose

    13 min

  2. SEASON 1 TRAILER

    How Not to Vampire - Trailer

    Vampiring is HARD. Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires. Apparently, there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process. 20 CHAPTERS, released weekly, only on Wattpad. https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371

    1 min

  3. 03/19/2022

    Chapter 1 - My Own Worst Enemy

    In which we meet Bob, the not-vampire, and yes he is in trouble, but seriously, what did you expect? Oh yeah, and then there's his girlfriend Jaime... Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/869596783 Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose

    10 min

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Audio chapters from the Wattpad novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE. There are rules about who gets to be a vampire, and Bob, a young black man living in Toronto, breaks them all. In order to stay undead, he must battle the secret vampire society hell-bent on giving him a more permanent death. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371

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