Human Brain, Never Used

Human Brain, Never Used

Human Brain, Never Used is a podcast about life’s biggest questions & silliest observations. Hosted by friends Rijaab & Rabee.

Episodes

  1. 05/16/2025

    2025 Bingo Card

    Is it too late to wish you a Happy New Year?! After a long hiatus, Rabee and Rijaab are back in the studio! Recorded in January, we discuss our Ins and Outs for the year. Releasing now as an almost mid year (!!) vibe check. How'd we do? What are your Ins and Outs for the year? Have you crossed off anything on your 2025 Bingo Card? We're excited to be back and hope to be returning to your earbuds and speakers more frequently!

    23 min

  2. 08/11/2023

    Rabarbenheijaab

    Rijaab and Rabee return for the 2nd most iconic collab of the Summer, after Barbenheimer. We get back into the groove of things with a little update on what we've been up to this summer and share what our Ins (Barbies) and Outs (Kens) are this season.

    42 min

  3. 03/24/2023

    World Wide Women

    You've got mail! And a friend request! And a comment on your photo! And 10 likes on your last tweet, 70 story views, and a DM of a TikTok explaining today's online outrage! Wait! Don't put away your phone yet, there's more! In this episode, Rijaab & Rabee surf their web of memories and look back at over a decade of logging on. Join us as we recall first scr33n4m3s, walk down Facebook Memory Lane, and discuss both how the internet and our relationship with being online have changed.

    41 min

  4. 02/17/2023

    To All The Rom-Coms I Loved Before

    Welcome back, listeners! We kick off the new year (in February) with a Valentine’s Day themed episode. Join us as we discuss everything Romantic Comedies. Why we love them, what they teach us, and what we hope to see more of in the future. Listen and tell us about your favorite Rom-Coms! Iconic Rom-Com Scene Hall of Fame - Bridget Jones's Diary Fight Scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBvOHpNhswo

    33 min

  5. 12/16/2022

    It's Giving Friends

    Have you ever wondered how this podcast came to be? Well, look no further, because Rijaab and Rabee are ready to share all the moments that made us the podcastHER duo that we are today! We take a deep dive into the most important relationship we have: friendship! Join us as we discuss the highs (and lows!) of having friends and how we navigate all the challenges they might throw at us (i.e., Rijaab not responding to a single tweet or tiktok Rabee has ever sent her).   Indigo by RM

    51 min

  6. 10/14/2022

    Don’t Go On Dating Shows Darling

    Summer's Over! Rijaab & Rabee reflect on the season and the reality romance shows they hate-watched. Also, keep a notepad ready as we guide you with our Fall 2022 Ins & Outs: Bachelor In Paradise? Muslim Matchmaking?! Wife Guys??! Butter boards!?! We help you make sense of it all.  Rijaab & Friends Taylor Swift TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRHJjYSU/

    42 min

  7. 08/19/2022

    BeReal Eyes Realize Real Life

    Rabee and Rijaab are back from their summer adventures and are using this time to check the vibes, extoll the virtues of Pakistani mangoes, and deal with our complicated feelings about rain. Listen as we romanticize our lives through BeReal and create solidarity though the monotony of the 9-to-5 workday. Fawad Khan: https://images.app.goo.gl/E4gfKF1UCidTMzca6 ok but really: https://images.app.goo.gl/HXxxMpqSz7eHZKP4A Ms. Marvel Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/12ollrhm6t5F1l3wkxbJar?si=b43fcba07fb84811 Pakistani Mango article: https://www.eater.com/22618349/pakistani-mangoes-chaunsa-anwar-ratol-buy-usa-whatsapp-shipping-supply-chain

    40 min

  8. 07/04/2022

    The Summer I Turned Sweaty

    In this mini-sode, Rijaab & Rabee complete their mid-summer evals and check in on how the hottest time of the year is treating them. Have YOU been living up to your Summer Era?

    21 min

  9. 06/03/2022

    Long Time No Sea, Summer

    Summer is upon us and Rijaab and Rabee feel some sort of way about it (or do we?). Join us for hot takes about the heat as we try to greet the season with anything other than "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" induced ennui.

    48 min

  10. 04/28/2022

    2 Fast 2 Head Empty

    Ramadan Mubarak! Rijaab and Rabee take on a nearly impossible mission: Complete a Task While Fasting. Join us as we reflect on this spiritual month and talk about our new favorite TV show We Are Lady Parts, about an all-girl Muslim punk band.

    24 min

  11. 03/28/2022

    Fangs for the Memories, Robert Pattinson

    Do you believe that Robert Pattinson *is* the moment? We do, and we're here to talk about it. Join Rijaab and Rabee as we explore why this polarizing cultural icon has captivated the public for over a decade, featuring VIP listener feedback!   Robert Pattinson Desperately Needs a New York City Hot Dog Piccolini Cuscino Presentation Dior Homme Ad

    36 min

  12. 02/25/2022

    What Time Is It? Tooth Hurty

    Would you take healthcare advice from Instagram? Wanting to learn more about our underwater friends? Wondering what cultural trends are in and out this season? Join us for the first episode of Human Brain, Never Used!

    32 min
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About

Human Brain, Never Used is a podcast about life’s biggest questions & silliest observations. Hosted by friends Rijaab & Rabee.

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  • Creator
    Human Brain, Never Used
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Human Brain, Never Used
  • Show Website
    Human Brain, Never Used