Humanitis

Jayden Lopez

There's always something going on in the world. Our lives are never quiet. Being a person is challenging, beautiful, dark, tragic, hilarious, and fantastic. Let's talk about it.

  1. 19.05.2021

    Small Talk & Sex Cults

    In today's episode, Jayden describes his gripe with small talk, why he thinks it's the most ridiculous and fake thing humans arguably ever do, and why we should probably stop. Also discussed, Netflix's hit reality show The Circle, and the "orgasmic meditation" program (aka sex cult) atrocity known as OneTaste.  Enjoy the podcast? Consider leaving a positive review on Apple Podcasts and be sure to follow the show on Spotify so you never miss a new episode! OneTaste article from the New York Post Check out Blue Earth Review literary magazine

    34 мин.

  2. 15.04.2021

    Dating Apps: A Deck of UNO Cards

    Jayden breaks his hiatus to bring you his thoughts on the worldwide plague of dating apps. Does he hate them? Yes. Are they the most disingenuous invention ever created, and is their sole purpose to profit off your loneliness? Definitely. However, they're not all bad, especially if you go into them with the right mindset.  Enjoy the podcast? Consider leaving a positive review on Apple Podcasts, subscribe, and follow the show. It helps more than you know!

    28 мин.

  3. 07.01.2021

    Run! It's a F!@#%n Robot!!

    Today's episode is strange. Jayden talks about the current state of Artificial Intelligence and robots and whether we should be worried about them taking over the world, people who have sex with inanimate objects, Mukbangs, ASMR, Kim and Kanye, and how he identifies as being an optimistic pessimist. You don't wanna miss it! Enjoy the podcast? Feel free to leave a review on Apple Podcasts and follow the show on Spotify. It helps a ton!

    50 мин.

  4. 31.12.2020

    Airport Santa

    In the final episode of 2020, Jayden reflects on how bad the year was, discusses the COVID-19 relief bill, and shares a story about an old man he saw at the airport dressed as Santa Claus. Long story short, Airport Santa is a gangster of the highest regard. Also discussed, why ice skates should called ice blades, and how going viral works. Enjoy the podcast? Be sure to leave a review on Apple Podcasts, and follow the show on Spotify!

    36 мин.

  5. 09.12.2020

    Elliot Page, Boxing, & Aliens

    In today's episode, Jayden talks about Elliot Page's announcement that he is a transgender male. Also discussed, boxing, strange monolith sightings (ALIENS!!????), and the complexities of how limited we all are when it comes to describing things. You may find some of these issues sensitive, but please understand Jayden is doing his best to remain compassionate, and if he comes across as ignorant or offensive in any way, know that is not his intention. Things are complicated, and that's just how it is.  If you enjoyed this episode, please leave a positive review on Apple Podcasts! It helps a ton and let's me know how good (or bad) of a job I'm doing. It's also nice to hear what people think. Thanks for listening!

    33 мин.

  6. 04.11.2020

    Aunt Jemima For President

    Things are getting real spicy. Jayden gets down and dirty with politics and how people who aren't voting shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion about who should become President. He also dives into a story about a friend who contracted COVID-19 from her Aunt who came to visit her. To make things worse, her Aunt knew she was sick, and still came to visit! What!? Also discussed, why every presidential candidate seems to have serious issues, and the somewhat-ridiculous-but-also-understandable guidelines for gathering in the state of California. Like the podcast? Feel free to post a positive review on Apple Podcasts!

    35 мин.

  7. 31.10.2020

    The Boy In The Well

    Happy Halloween! In this episode, Jayden reads a short work of fiction he wrote, "The Boy In The Well." Like this podcast? Consider posting a positive review on Apple Podcasts! It helps more than you know, and you'll also get a shout out in the next episode!

    34 мин.
  8. Emojis! The Future?

    13.10.2020

    Emojis! The Future?

    In today's episode, Jayden expresses painful confusion around how the snowflake emoji means asking someone out. He goes down a rabbit hole of language and how it evolves, where it's heading, and what that might mean for the future of communication. Postcovidian communication... Did you know there's a real book that's a translation of Moby Dick that tells the same story using ONLY emojis? Well now you do. Also discussed, dating, performing, and the idea of becoming more comfortable with being uncomfortable. Like the podcast? Consider leaving a positive review on Apple Podcasts! It helps spread the word and I always like hearing what people think. And you'll get a shoutout in the next episode!

    26 мин.
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There's always something going on in the world. Our lives are never quiet. Being a person is challenging, beautiful, dark, tragic, hilarious, and fantastic. Let's talk about it.

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  • Автор
    Jayden Lopez
  • Годы выхода
    2020 - 2021
  • Выпуски
    14
  • Ограничения
    С ненормативной лексикой
  • Авторские права
    © Jayden Lopez
  • Сайт подкаста
    Humanitis