This show is good. I've been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and this is the first show that motivated me to write a review, so, yeah. Give it a listen. You might be disappointed, or you just might find your next binge-worthy podcast.

Listening to I Am the Cute One is like being launched into the pop culture multiverse by two agents of chaos disguised as podcast hosts. Each episode is a fever dream of nostalgia, unfiltered opinions, and absurd tangents that somehow feel like home. Chelsea and Donny don’t just recap movies—they dismantle them, reassemble the pieces incorrectly, and then set the whole thing on fire in the best possible way. One minute, you think you’re here to relive the wholesome magic of a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie. The next, you’re spiraling down a rabbit hole of deep-cut celebrity gossip, unhinged personal anecdotes, and theories so wild they should be studied by conspiracy scholars. Every episode feels like eavesdropping on two best friends who have inhaled an entire bottle of Surge and are now physically incapable of shutting up. This podcast is like the Lisa Frank binder of podcasts—loud, chaotic, aggressively nostalgic, and vaguely threatening in a way you can’t quite explain. If you don’t listen, I have to assume you hate fun, laughter, and the sacred institution of sleepover energy. Five stars, but only because I can’t give them 11.

Big fan of whatever this is even though Donny would hate me because I am medium length brown haired woman.

Not Maggie Roger’s confused for Maggie Smith☠️