I Hate Numbers: Simplifying Tax and Accounting

I Hate Numbers

For some, watching paint dry, or a poke in the eye is better than dealing with their business numbers. I get it, numbers can be scary, confusing, and boring, not what your business is meant to be about. But here’s the thing. If you’re serious about your business, you need to grab hold of your numbers, and connect with them. Falling in love with them may feel weird, but at least be on friendly terms with them if you want your business to survive and thrive. Numbers make you accountable, showing you the financial impact of your successes, a route map to success and highlighting those flip-ups. Above all, learning to love & use your numbers means you have a better chance of making money, what’s not to love. Fundamentally business is there to make money. You need to make money to survive and have impact. It’s about knowing how your future is going to pan out. As a business finance coach, financial story teller and tax advisor, I've helped thousands of businesses over the years. I love numbers, but I get it that not many businesses will do so. I want to share my love of numbers through my podcast, to make it accessible, to help you and your business power forward. My aim is to make this podcast listener friendly, jargon and BS free. In the words of W.E.B. Dubois “When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books. You will be reading meanings.”

  1. 5D AGO

    Social Enterprises: Doing Good and Making Profit

    Social enterprises are businesses that aim to make a difference while staying financially healthy. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, Mahmood explains how social enterprises can combine purpose and profit, create impact, and still run with the discipline of a commercial business. We explore what defines a social enterprise, how they operate, and what sets them apart from charities or traditional businesses. Main Topics & DiscussionWhat Is a Social Enterprise? A social enterprise is a business that exists to tackle social or environmental challenges. It trades in goods or services but reinvests the majority of its profits into its mission. It’s not a charity, nor is it purely commercial. Instead, it sits in the middle, using business tools to achieve social goals. Purpose Meets Profit Social enterprises prove that doing good and being profitable can go hand in hand. They create real impact while ensuring the business remains viable. The more successful the business, the more impact it can make. Profit is not the enemy of purpose. It’s what helps fund the mission and sustain the good work over the long term. Legal Structures Social enterprises can take different forms. The most common structures include Community Interest Companies (CICs), Companies Limited by Guarantee, and Co-operatives. Each structure defines how profits are distributed and how accountability is maintained. Choosing the right structure is key to balancing transparency, control, and long-term sustainability. Funding and Financial Health Unlike charities that rely mainly on donations or grants, social enterprises trade their way to success. They may still receive grants or investment, but trading income keeps them independent and resilient. Sound financial planning and management are essential. Mahmood stresses the need for strong bookkeeping, cash flow monitoring, and reinvesting profits wisely. Challenges Social Enterprises Face Social enterprises face unique challenges. Balancing impact with income can be tricky. They must compete with commercial businesses while upholding ethical values. Access to funding can also be harder because investors look for returns, not just results. Despite this, the sense of purpose and community support keeps them moving forward. Impact and Accountability Social enterprises must measure and report their impact. It’s not just about numbers but about demonstrating social value. Whether it’s job creation, community development, or environmental change, they need to show tangible results. Transparency builds trust with stakeholders and reinforces credibility with customers and funders alike. Examples of Social Enterprises Across the UK, social enterprises are thriving. Companies like The Big Issue and Divine Chocolate are powerful examples. They combine business models with strong missions. Each shows how profitability and social good can strengthen one another when purpose drives every decision. Common Mistakes to Avoid Neglecting financial planning or relying too much on grants. Losing sight of the core mission in pursuit of profit. Failing to measure or report social impact clearly. Choosing the wrong legal structure without considering long-term implications. Final Thoughts Social enterprises are proof that doing good can be profitable. With clear goals, financial control, and community focus, they can thrive and create lasting impact. Mahmood reminds us that purpose and profit are not opposites but partners in success. If...

    10 min
  2. OCT 5

    VAT Invoice Essentials: Get Paid Faster, Stay Compliant

    VAT may seem simple in theory, but in practice it can feel like opening a tin without a ring pull. For VAT-registered businesses, invoices are the foundation of compliance. Get them wrong and you risk late payments, disputes, and HMRC penalties. Get them right, however, and you protect your cash flow, build credibility, and reduce stress. What Is a VAT Invoice?A VAT invoice is much more than a receipt. It is a legal document that proves VAT has been correctly applied and charged. Only VAT-registered businesses are allowed to issue VAT invoices, and these must be provided whether the supplies are standard or reduced rate. Importantly, you have 30 days from the tax point to issue one, and you must always keep copies for your records. HMRC expects every VAT-registered business to maintain a tidy audit trail. Why VAT Invoices Are Essential First and foremost, VAT invoices keep you compliant. They demonstrate that VAT has been applied correctly, which protects you during audits and supports your customers in making their own claims. Secondly, they build trust. When invoices are clear and accurate, customers are more confident in working with you and disputes are avoided before they arise. Finally, VAT invoices play a huge role in your cash flow. Clear and accurate invoices speed up payments, and as we know, once cash flow dries up, businesses risk closure. Invoices done well are therefore not only about compliance but about survival. Mandatory Information for a VAT Invoice There are several items that must appear on every VAT invoice. You must include your VAT registration number, which identifies you as eligible to charge VAT. Each invoice also needs a unique and sequential number, with no gaps or duplicates—accounting software like Xero can handle this automatically. Both the date of supply and the date of issue must be shown clearly, as these may differ. Your business name and address should be present, as well as the customer’s details. Where appropriate, including the customer’s VAT number can also be useful. Perhaps most importantly, invoices must describe exactly what was supplied. Simply writing “services” is not acceptable; you must state what was provided, when, and how. Quantities, units, and pricing must be broken down line by line, with the VAT rate and net amount shown. The total VAT amount must be displayed separately, and the gross total including VAT should be clear and obvious. Even if the invoice is in dollars or euros, the VAT amount must always be shown in sterling. If discounts are offered, they should be explained in full, with the terms clearly applied. Missing any of these details could invalidate the invoice. Special Rules and Simplified Invoices In some cases, special rules apply. For example, if you use a margin scheme, you do not need to show VAT separately, but you must include the correct wording for the scheme. Businesses in Northern Ireland trading with the EU must include the customer’s VAT number with their country code. Retailers, on the other hand, are not normally required to issue VAT invoices to non-registered customers. Instead, for sales under £250, simplified invoices can be issued, which still require basic details such as your VAT number, date of supply, description of goods or services, VAT rate, and total payable. When issuing credit notes, always mirror the original invoice. Reference the original invoice number and clearly show any reductions, returns, or cancellations. This ensures transparency and protects both you and your customers. Electronic vs Paper Invoices Whether paper or digital, both types of invoices carry the same legal weight. Many businesses still use paper invoices, but electronic invoicing is...

    9 min
  3. SEP 28

    Self-Belief in Business: Build Confidence, Resilience, and Profitability

    Business success doesn’t start with numbers, strategy, or sales, it starts with belief. If we don’t believe in ourselves, we hold back. If we do, we take action. Mahmood explains why self-belief is the foundation that drives progress and resilience in business. What Self-Belief in Business Really Means Trusting your decisions: Self-belief is about backing yourself, even when the path isn’t clear. It doesn’t mean ignoring advice but having the confidence to choose and move forward. Seeing challenges as opportunities: Instead of being paralysed by setbacks, self-belief helps us see them as lessons and stepping stones toward progress. Balancing realism and optimism: It’s not blind confidence. True self-belief comes from preparation, planning, and recognising our own ability to adapt. Why Self-Belief Shapes Success Decision-making becomes faster and clearer: When we believe in ourselves, we avoid second-guessing and keep momentum in our businesses. Resilience improves: Business is full of bumps, but self-belief ensures we bounce back rather than stall at the first sign of difficulty. Growth feels possible: With self-belief, we are more willing to set ambitious goals, pursue opportunities, and step outside our comfort zones. Building Stronger Self-Belief Start small and act: Confidence grows through action. Take small, consistent steps in your business to build momentum and proof that you can achieve results. Keep learning: Knowledge and preparation reduce fear. Whether through courses, mentors, or reading, ongoing learning strengthens self-belief. Track your wins: Reflecting on progress, no matter how small, reminds us of how far we’ve come and reinforces confidence for the future. Seek supportive voices: Surround yourself with people who encourage and challenge you, not those who sow doubt or negativity. Common Mistakes to Avoid Confusing self-belief with arrogance, one drives growth, the other creates blind spots. Thinking self-belief is fixed. It can be built and strengthened with consistent effort. Waiting for “perfect confidence” before acting. Action builds belief, not the other way around. Final Thoughts Self-belief is the unseen foundation of business success. It fuels our ability to take risks, bounce back, and keep growing. Without it, even the best strategy or advice can fall flat. With it, we unlock the confidence to plan, act, and profit. Episode Timecodes [00:00:00] – Introduction: Why self-belief is the hidden key [00:01:15] – Defining self-belief in business [00:03:20] – Why self-belief shapes success [00:06:05] – How to build stronger self-belief [00:09:10] – Mistakes and misconceptions [00:11:00] – Final thoughts and next steps Host & Show Info Host Name: Mahmood Reza About the Host: Mahmood is an accountant, tax expert, and founder of I Hate Numbers. With over 30 years of experience, he helps businesses simplify numbers, strengthen strategy, and grow with confidence. Podcast Website: https://www.ihatenumbers.co.uk/i-hate-numbers-podcast/ 🎧 Listen & Subscribe to I Hate Numbers Ready to strengthen your mindset and build confidence in...

    8 min
  4. SEP 21

    8 Advantages of Budgeting for Your Business

    In this episode of I Hate Numbers, we uncover why budgeting is not a straitjacket, but one of the most liberating tools you can use in business. Far from restricting you, a budget gives you clarity, control, and confidence. By the end of this episode, you’ll see budgeting in a whole new light. We share eight powerful advantages of budgeting that will help you reduce stress, improve decision-making, and move closer to your business goals. Episode Summary Budgeting gives your business direction and resilience. In this episode, we explore: Why clarity is the first gift of a budget. How budgeting keeps you in control of cash flow and costs. How goals and purpose are shaped and supported by budgeting. Why numbers + instinct = better decision making. How budgeting improves communication with your team. Why targets boost motivation and accountability. How budgeting reduces risks and flags problems early. Why achievement is more likely when you have a roadmap. Timestamps [00:00] – Why budgeting is misunderstood — and why it’s liberating, not restrictive. [00:01:03] – Advantage 1: Clarity – your business sat nav. [00:02:00] – Advantage 2: Control – your financial dashboard. [00:03:00] – Advantage 3: Purpose and goals – aligning money with mission. [00:04:00] – Advantage 4: Better decision making – blending instinct with numbers. [00:04:47] – Advantage 5: Communication – involving your team in the process. [00:05:30] – Advantage 6: Motivation – why targets inspire commitment. [00:05:50] – Advantage 7: Risk reduction – spotting red flags early. [00:06:37] – Advantage 8: Achievement – turning dreams into measurable results. [00:07:20] – Closing thoughts: Why budgeting is your financial roadmap. Links Mentioned in This Episode Order the book I Hate Numbers for more practical advice on budgeting. Visit the I Hate Numbers website for resources and guides. Call to Action If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the I Hate Numbers podcast on Apple Podcasts and leave us a review — it helps more business owners discover the show. Want personalised advice? Book a call with us today and let’s work together on your budget and business growth. You can also visit our website for tools and resources to plan better, save tax, and grow your business. Plan it. Do it. Profit.

    8 min
  5. SEP 14

    Class 2 National Insurance Wrongly Charged

    In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we shine a light on a common but costly issue—Class 2 National Insurance wrongly charged by HMRC. Thousands of self-employed people and small business owners are impacted each year. We’ll explain why it happens, how it affects your state pension and benefits, and the exact steps you should take to put things right. Main Topics & Discussion What Class 2 NI Is: Class 2 National Insurance is a flat-rate weekly contribution (£3.45 in 2024–25) paid by the self-employed. It secures your entitlement to the state pension and certain benefits. While the cost is relatively small, missing payments can leave gaps in your record that affect your long-term financial security. Why HMRC Gets It Wrong: Errors often occur because of mismatched data across HMRC systems, mistakes in reporting self-employed profits, or discrepancies between your self-assessment and NI records. These issues can trigger incorrect charges, meaning you pay contributions you don’t actually owe. The Real Impact: Overpaying NI reduces your immediate cash flow, which is critical for self-employed individuals. On the flip side, if HMRC fails to charge you when it should, you may end up with gaps in your NI record, putting your future pension entitlement at risk. How to Check: The best defence is to stay proactive. Always log into your HMRC account to check your self-assessment details and compare them with your National Insurance contributions. Reviewing your pension record regularly helps you spot missing or extra payments early, avoiding problems later. Steps to Fix: If you think you’ve been wrongly charged, contact HMRC as soon as possible. Provide supporting documents, such as tax returns, profit and loss statements, or payment evidence. You can request corrections to your NI record or claim a refund for overpayments, but the process takes time, so early action is key. Common Mistakes to Avoid Assuming HMRC Is Always Right: Many taxpayers accept charges at face value, but HMRC systems are not flawless. Always double-check your notices and statements before paying. Ignoring Your Records: Failing to review your NI contributions and pension record regularly could mean years of unnoticed errors. By the time you claim your pension, it may be too late to fix. Not Reclaiming Refunds: If you don’t take action, you could lose money unnecessarily. HMRC does process refunds, but you must initiate the request and provide the right evidence. Final ThoughtsClass 2 National Insurance may look small on paper, but the consequences of getting it wrong are significant. Errors can drain your cash flow or leave gaps in your pension record. By checking your account, acting quickly, and challenging HMRC when necessary, you can save money and protect your future benefits. Proactivity pays off when it comes to NI. Episode Timecodes [00:00:00] – Introduction to Class 2 NI errors [00:01:20] – What Class 2 NI contributions cover [00:03:15] – Why HMRC often charges the wrong amounts [00:05:42] – The impact on pensions and benefits [00:07:30] – How to spot and check for errors [00:09:10] – Steps to fix HMRC...

    8 min
  6. SEP 7

    Turn Your Garage Into Tax-Free Cash

    Many people have unused space that could generate extra income. But before you start renting out your garage or driveway, you need to understand the tax implications. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we explain how to keep it legal and tax-efficient while boosting your earnings. What You’ll Learn in This Episode The UK tax rules for renting out garages, driveways, and storage spaces. How much income you can earn tax-free under the property allowance. What records to keep and when you need to declare the income. Practical tips for staying compliant and avoiding HMRC problems. How Tax-Free Income WorksIf you rent out your garage, driveway, or storage space, HMRC treats this as property income. But the good news is that you can earn up to £1,000 tax-free under the property allowance. If your income stays within that limit, there’s nothing to report. Go over it, and you’ll need to declare it on your self-assessment tax return. Property Allowance Explained £1,000 property allowance applies to rental income, including garage and driveway rentals. No need to register or report income if you stay under £1,000. If you earn more, you can deduct either actual expenses or the £1,000 allowance. What Counts as Rental Income? Renting your driveway to a commuter or your garage for storage counts as taxable property income. Even if it’s casual or occasional, HMRC expects you to declare it if it exceeds the allowance. Payments from family members for genuine rent also count. When to Tell HMRC If your total income from this activity is over £1,000 in the tax year, you need to inform HMRC and include it on your tax return. Failure to do so can lead to penalties, so track what you earn. Keeping Records Track all payments received. Keep agreements, even informal ones, in writing. Record any related expenses if you plan to claim them. Final Thoughts Renting out unused space can be a smart way to boost your income, but don’t fall into the trap of ignoring tax rules. Use the property allowance wisely, keep good records, and stay compliant. It’s simple once you know the basics. Links Mentioned in This Episode 🔗 Book a Call Episode Timecodes [00:00:00] – Intro: Earning from unused space [00:01:12] – How the property allowance works [00:02:34] – What counts as rental income [00:04:15] – Reporting requirements [00:05:20] – Record keeping tips [00:06:10] – Final takeaways 🎧 Listen & Subscribe to I Hate Numbers Earn extra income without the tax stress. Listen on Apple Podcasts, share this episode, and subscribe for weekly tax and business tips. Plan it. Do it. Profit. Additional Links 🔗 a href="https://www.youtube.com/@IHateNumbers" rel="noopener...

    7 min
  7. AUG 31

    Stop Waiting for HMRC: Join Making Tax Digital Early

    Making Tax Digital for Income Tax may sound technical, but we break it down simply. In this episode, we share what MTD for ITSA is, who needs to comply, when it starts, and how to prepare effectively. If you’re a sole trader, landlord, or small business owner, this episode is essential listening. What You’ll Learn in This Episode What Making Tax Digital for Income Tax is and why it matters. Who must comply, who is exempt, and turnover thresholds. How to prepare with compatible software and proper bookkeeping. Practical steps to avoid fines, stress, and last-minute panic. Real examples of businesses affected by MTD. Making Tax Digital Explained MTD for Income Tax is HMRC’s plan to move tax reporting into the digital world. Instead of submitting one annual return, you’ll send four quarterly updates via approved software. It’s like switching from a paper diary to an online calendar—more visibility, fewer surprises, and closer monitoring of compliance. Who Must Comply If you are a sole trader or a landlord and your turnover exceeds £50,000 in 2024/25, you must join MTD from 6 April 2026. Turnover here means income before expenses. HMRC looks at the full amount coming in, not what you keep after costs. Practical Examples from the Episode Here are some real-life examples mentioned in the episode to show how MTD rules apply in practice: Deepak, a self-employed builder, has a turnover of £55,000 in 24/25. He must join MTD from April 2026. Sarah, a landlord renting three flats with gross rental income of £48,000 in 25/26, must join MTD from April 2027. Paul, a market trader with turnover of £52,000 in 24/25, is seasonal but still exceeds the threshold, so he must join in April 2026. Exemptions and Exceptions Not everyone needs to join immediately. If your income is below £20,000, or you qualify based on age, disability, or location, you can apply for exemption. Exemption does not remove the requirement to file a self-assessment; it only exempts you from quarterly digital updates. For example, a freelance designer earning £14,000 per year is under the threshold and does not need to join MTD. Preparing for MTD Choose compatible software—Xero, QuickBooks, or FreeAgent are common options. (We recommend Xero as a Platinum partner.) Authorize the software to link with HMRC for quarterly updates. Decide who handles submissions—yourself or an accountant—and agree on fees upfront. Keep bookkeeping accurate and up to date; don’t wait until year-end. Consider joining voluntarily early to test the system and gain confidence, like Sebastian, who signed up early in 24/25 and felt stress-free by April 26. Benefits of Preparing Early Early preparation reduces stress, avoids penalties, and gives better control of cash flow. You can see quarterly profits building, plan tax efficiently, and identify whether incorporating or other planning is beneficial. Avoid last-minute panic and get ahead of HMRC deadlines. Real Consequences of Delay Leopold set up his software a week before the first submission and struggled with data import, missed the submission, and faced unnecessary fines. Don’t be like Leopold—preparing early

    9 min
  8. AUG 24

    Illegal Dividends: Avoid 33.75% Tax and Big Penalties

    Illegal dividends sound complicated, but we break them down in simple terms. In this episode, we share what counts as an illegal dividend, why they happen, and the steps you can take to avoid expensive problems. If you’re a company director or shareholder, this is essential listening. What You’ll Learn in This Episode What an illegal dividend is and why it matters. The tax consequences for the company and directors. How HMRC identifies illegal dividends. Practical steps to stay compliant and stress-free. Illegal Dividends ExplainedUnder the Companies Act 2006, dividends can only be paid from accumulated, realised profits. If your company doesn’t have enough retained profits, paying a dividend is unlawful—even if your bank account looks healthy. It’s a common mistake, especially when cash and profit are confused. Why Illegal Dividends Cause Problems This isn’t just a technical breach—it can trigger serious tax consequences, increase insolvency risk, and create personal liability for directors. Think of it like driving without insurance. You may not get caught immediately, but if things go wrong, the impact can be huge. Tax Consequences for the Company If an illegal dividend is treated as a director’s loan and not repaid within nine months of the year-end, HMRC charges an additional tax of 33.75% on the amount. This applies even if the company is making a loss. While the charge is refundable if repaid later, the wait is long and the cost can hurt cash flow. Tax Consequences for Directors Directors can face extra tax on loans over £10,000, including a benefit-in-kind charge and Class 1A NIC. If the loan is written off, it’s treated as additional income and taxed accordingly. In liquidation, illegal dividends can make directors personally liable for repayment, creating serious financial risk. How HMRC Identifies Illegal Dividends HMRC uses digital filing and iXBRL-tagged accounts to check for inconsistencies between reserves and declared dividends. If your accounts show negative reserves but dividends paid out, expect questions. This is an easy red flag for HMRC systems. Steps to Stay Compliant Check retained profits before declaring dividends. Don’t confuse cash with profitability. Keep management accounts up to date using software like Xero. Consult your accountant if unsure. Repay unlawful dividends quickly if you make a mistake. Key Takeaways Illegal dividends aren’t worth the risk. Review your dividend policy, maintain accurate records, and seek advice when in doubt. Avoid unnecessary tax charges and personal liability by staying compliant and proactive. Links Mentioned in This Episode 🔗 Book a Call Episode Timecodes [00:00:00] – Intro: Why illegal dividends matter [00:01:00] – What is an illegal dividend? [00:02:13] – Why they create problems [00:03:09] – Tax consequences for companies [00:04:35] – Tax consequences for directors [00:06:25] – HMRC checks and red...

    9 min

About

For some, watching paint dry, or a poke in the eye is better than dealing with their business numbers. I get it, numbers can be scary, confusing, and boring, not what your business is meant to be about. But here’s the thing. If you’re serious about your business, you need to grab hold of your numbers, and connect with them. Falling in love with them may feel weird, but at least be on friendly terms with them if you want your business to survive and thrive. Numbers make you accountable, showing you the financial impact of your successes, a route map to success and highlighting those flip-ups. Above all, learning to love & use your numbers means you have a better chance of making money, what’s not to love. Fundamentally business is there to make money. You need to make money to survive and have impact. It’s about knowing how your future is going to pan out. As a business finance coach, financial story teller and tax advisor, I've helped thousands of businesses over the years. I love numbers, but I get it that not many businesses will do so. I want to share my love of numbers through my podcast, to make it accessible, to help you and your business power forward. My aim is to make this podcast listener friendly, jargon and BS free. In the words of W.E.B. Dubois “When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books. You will be reading meanings.”