I Havent Seen It

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I Haven't Seen It: The podcast of Definitely-Not-Plots. Join Nick Schonfeld & James Kirkland as they, together with their special guests, try to guess the plots of movies they haven't seen. Will they fail? (yes) Will they succeed? (no) Listen now!

  1. The Ninth Configuration

    08/10/2021

    The Ninth Configuration

    This is not a sci-fi thriller about an old woman who believes in aliens who lives in a telescope with her non-believer husband, who must stop alien baby Stacy Keach from infecting the world with a deadly biological agent by injecting him with Pepsi. No way Jose is this starring Sigourney Weaver, Samuel L. Jackson and Stacey Keach.

    17 min
  2. Dinner for one

    08/03/2021

    Dinner for one

    This is not a romance drama about a 30-something woman called Helga with lots and lots and lots of cats who eats alone at a Chili's in Milwaukee every Wednesday night, only to meet a handsome stranger who turns out to look exactly like the Nazi soldier who hunted her as a child. Positively not starring Emma Stone and Ryan Reynolds.

    9 min
  3. I know who killed me

    07/27/2021

    I know who killed me

    This is not a historical epic about a Roman Emperor called Cesario (Caesar's cousin) who is locked in a deadly struggle with the barbarian queen Garbothia but then they fall in love and after a night of passionate love making, cover all seven hills of Rome in a layer of wax.

    16 min
  4. My neighbour Totoro

    07/06/2021

    My neighbour Totoro

    This is not a heartwarming tale about a young girl who becomes a musical prodigy after learning to see her quirky, schizophrenic drummer neighbour, Totoro, for the wonderful friend that he really is. Absolutely not starring that actor who was also in Seven Samurai.

    10 min
  5. Dogtooth

    06/29/2021

    Dogtooth

    This is not a gritty Russian drama about a lonely boy called Yuri who wishes he has a sister and then gets a sister but she's a zombie with dog teeth after which they meet a blind cat and float down the river Volga for several decades and it's all a big metaphor for something.

    13 min
  6. DIG!

    06/22/2021

    DIG!

    This is not a Western about a stranger who arrives in the town of Shovel, looking for the treasure of St.Pedro, who finds a mysterious map on a saloon wall and ends up leading the whole town on a digging fool's errand.

    13 min
  7. The Innocence

    06/15/2021

    The Innocence

    This is not an inspirational rags-to-riches story about a small boy who invests his life savings in crypto only to lose everything and who then decides to climb K2 only to meet the creator of BitCoin on it's summit, and together they dig up the Lost Ledger with the help of a mysterious sherpa only to uncover the Magic Keywords and then get brutally murdered by the creator of Ethereum. I can't imagine this is starring Ryan Gosling, Robert Duvall and some guy called Tencent.

    25 min
  8. I hired a contract killer

    06/06/2021

    I hired a contract killer

    This is not a steampunk inspired matrix sequel in which Neo turns out not to be the one, but is in fact an assassin who must kill a metaphorical contract with the movie studio that made the same movie that he is starring in which also turns out to be a giant metaphor for stuff.

    18 min
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I Haven't Seen It: The podcast of Definitely-Not-Plots. Join Nick Schonfeld & James Kirkland as they, together with their special guests, try to guess the plots of movies they haven't seen. Will they fail? (yes) Will they succeed? (no) Listen now!

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  • Creator
    The Podcast Factory
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021
  • Show Website
    I Havent Seen It