I Only Date Morons

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Have you ever had a friend say, ’I should pick your dates for you’? In this comedy podcast, two anonymous women decide to put this notion to the test. Since one of them keeps dating morons, it’s time for an intervention in the only way they know how: by handing over complete control of their dating apps. Get ready for some frank conversations, abominable confessions, and wet-your-pants laughter in this modern-day dating experiment gone right (or terribly wrong).

Episodes

  1. 07/17/2025

    S1E11 - Miss Pride 2005

    Lesbian royalty joins the women this week, for an episode filled with bizarre questions, wildly inappropriate topics, and the choice of one from a bad bunch. With two of the three riddled with ADHD, it's a tough episode to keep on track, but it's sure to keep you giggling throughout at the twists and turns of conversation. There's also a surprise in store when a punishment is dished out for breaking the rules...     Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: MBLLCNCW1AD1WZGJ

    29 min

  2. 03/26/2025

    S1E10 - She's a Narcissist At Heart

    This week, a rogue question of 'how would you murder someone' raises some concerns. From getting a glimpse of an answer that got a male the axe, to questions regarding compatibility, this week takes a deep dive into whether two opposites really attract. Finally, is one of these women a bodyguard? I guess we will never know...       Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: 3VTZ0LHJRD3IW9QP

    32 min

  3. 02/26/2025

    S1E9 - The Marlon Brando Eye Roll

    This week, the women discuss if there's a way back from cheating and one cheating story causes a furious reaction. Many questions are asked and left unanswered...Is Jude Law hot without glasses? Do you do a 5k on holiday? Who the hell is PJ?          Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: WHCMS7CWQXMKKIQJ

    34 min

  4. 02/11/2025

    E1S8 - The Lads Lads Lads

    This week, the girls are joined by their two male friends, who proceed to bring carnage to the podcast. Getting their perspective on dating trials and tribulations, they are trusted to choose a date (hopefully not with a serial killer). As one of the lads are girls share a braincell, it's difficult just to keep on task...but it's a guaranteed laugh per minute in this weeks episode!       Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: XYHNRWJCTMWN8MER

    37 min

  5. 02/02/2025

    S1E7 - An Irishman Walks Into A Bar

    This weeks picks are outstanding, with an Irishman, an Army officer and an aviation engineer. Quite frankly, Cher pulled off the unthinkable. With explicit stories, this weeks episode will have you slack jawed and howling laughing. Some serious dating questions are answered, but as always, these women can't keep it serious for too long....         Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: SVTUCKYQ9NXXWU7D

    42 min

  6. 01/27/2025

    S1E6 - Just Date His Boss

    Tea standards are debated in an ode to last weeks date choice, as well as a shocking story of a bride's dirty protest. Emotional intelligence ticks boxes for one of the suitors, which is contrasted by discussing petty ways to get back at an ex. We learn more about the friendship/therapist dynamic of the duo...       Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: TAQKKLVLMQ9C0WJN

    27 min

  7. 01/20/2025

    S1E5 - Five Drink Katie

    Five drink Katie joins the podcast to help pick a date and debrief on the previous son-in-law candidates. Quite frankly, she's been unimpressed so far, however, she is accepting new applications for the position...         Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: Y2COMWPXFBRTL6NJ

    30 min

  8. 01/10/2025

    S1E4 - Daddy Likes To Party

    Get ready for some laughter when friends with benefits are mentioned in this episode. A man who claims to look like Michael B Jordan has a lot to live up to, whilst a hot ginger gives the women a surprise. A new business proposition may even get you hot and bothered....       Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: GD5TVCKXWFNNX0F6

    35 min

  9. 01/03/2025

    S1E3 - He Did WHAT At Disneyland?

    Another week of chaotic replies. One man is a world traveller, and another may never return to Florida, which sparks an embarrassing story from one of the girls. An unhinged revenge story is bound to leave your jaw on the floor (accepting no blame for this being repeated). A police detective may be on the case....         Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: PCX3QKAX4ITS6D5A

    35 min

  10. 12/27/2024

    S1E2 - This Dude Can Fight A Blue Whale?

    The ladies whittle down and pick the first candidate from three eligible suitors. Unusual questions lead to bizarre answers, and theres a clear winner who may also be a serial killer? Terrible first dates are discussed with the hope of better ones ahead...       Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: EX6DXQVTSE52KYMG

    28 min

  11. 12/20/2024

    S1E1 - The Pilot

    The Pilot - Two anonymous women discuss the premise of their bizarre experiment. Since one of them keeps dating morons, it's time for an intervention. One of them hands over their entire online dating profile, in the hope of finding a compatible suitor, or at least a good story...       Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/jeff-kaale/win License code: REGKEQ2FWOY6AFCE

    23 min
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About

Have you ever had a friend say, ’I should pick your dates for you’? In this comedy podcast, two anonymous women decide to put this notion to the test. Since one of them keeps dating morons, it’s time for an intervention in the only way they know how: by handing over complete control of their dating apps. Get ready for some frank conversations, abominable confessions, and wet-your-pants laughter in this modern-day dating experiment gone right (or terribly wrong).

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  • Creator
    ionlydatemorons
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
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