I Woke Up For This Blaise Kautzman

Josh Dullea wakes up wayyyy too early then lays in his bed for a few hours before coming in to bs with the boys.


The morning talk we get into this time involve phone s*x lines, Biden dating his house keeper (her name is Consuela), more fun conspiracies (that are actually true because we said them on our show), getting the best advice from top tier individuals in concert smoking sections, fun DUI talk, and more!


Check out The Going Hard Podcast that Josh hosts, and go see him do standup too.

Beth Abeln flexed in the morning by getting to the studio in time. That surprised me. - Not because she's a woman, just because she and her boyfriend both told me she doesn't wake up early and that she may not wake up.



We discuss getting away with murders, protein bars, reinvent math. Along with that, we teach Beth a few words that she uses out of context that she should definitely change, and figure out Beth's finishing move for wrestling matches.



Beth has been around the comedy scene for a while now and she's a funny pal! She also hosts an open mic with Blaise on Mondays in West Fargo at The Dive Bar. Don't mess with her because she is a body builder and very strong.



Her Insta is - @bethany_evofit

(Don't be a weird creep with that info, but follow where she has shows or come to our mic!)

Bryan Miller sets an alarm to wake up early to call in from the great state of Minnesota!



We cover some great topics like vending machine cigarettes, nerds, snapping towels, bad gigs/open mics, and learning that "Sancho" means whoever your wife is cheating on you with - it's not just a guy's name in that Sublime song.



Bryan is a fun dude and rad comic. He's been in the game a long time and it shows when you see him! So go see him when you get the chance!

Greg Hobbs transcends out his bed to come into the studio and talk with us.

He's a new yoga teacher, so we talk about that, crappy coffee, if there's any regular person who's actually a 1 out of 10 in the world, gross dogs, Blaise's drunk high school coaches, and a whole world of other things.

Tune in and give er a listen!

Follow Greg on Instagram - @alphagreghobbs

Blaise's Instagram - @blaiser.kautz

Marquay's Instagram - @marquayquay

Jacob Jonas crawled out of his van, that he calls a home, to come into the studio at the butt-crack of dawn.

Quay and Josh Dullea are with us as well.

We get into real cool stuff like fighting illiterate elementary summer schoolers on controversial topics,
discuss how kids pick out their billionaires,
debate "What size a man has to be to be a full grown man?", talk about The Enchanted Highway, and a whole load of other stuff.

Jacob was just on Kill Tony #668. Check out his set on that. Also follow his Insta @jenkem_jones and Youtube channel youtube.com/@jacobjonas6819



Follow the pod on Insta @IWokeUpForThisPod

All other 3 of our socials below:


Josh: Insta - @JoshDullea and follow his podcast "Going Hard Podcast"

Blaise: Insta @blaiser.kautz

Marquay: Insta @marquayquay

Marquay and I roll out of bed (not together) to get back in the studio again!

No guest this time. Marquay is pretty much just regular co-host if you guys haven't gotten that by now.

We talk in Jamaican accents to sell cars, speak about
Valentina Vassilyeva (who gave birth to 69 children), the moon, aliens, and my nephew barfing. And that's just part of it! Sure to find something you enjoy in here!



Follow Blaise's Insta @blaiser.kautz and Marquay's at @marquayquay