Heathers

This week, in a chilling expose on the processed meat industry, we learn about what's really in our food, and witness firsthand a live rooster thrown into an industrial shredder. That's right, we're watching Feathers, starring Christian Slater as Big Chicken and Winona Ryder as Henrietta Cluckington. Oh, wait, no I misread that... Heathers. Heathers is what we are watching. Honestly kind of wish it was Feathers.

Starring Nick Keller, Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, and Samantha Willson