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Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.

  1. 07/28/2025

    The Offseason: July: Pat Gustavson (Bran Coverage) Joins!

    After a long hiatus due to scheduling issues and back problems, we're back with an episode! Pat Gustavson, the beloved co-host of the Bran Coverage podcast, joins the show! (Fun fact, we recorded in May but bc of life, editing got put on the back burner). Alex and Pat discuss the Raiders, the Bengals, content creation, and the commonalities they share in life. We appreciate your patience with the production of the podcast and the episode, and a major shoutout to Sports Drink (our podcast daddies) for being a water cooler full of sexiness! 0:38 – Intro, Raiders talk 7:25 – Bengals/Raiders connections and Rich Bisaccia glazing 13:52 – Bengals front office pissing off defensive players 16:12 – Revisiting the Chase/Sewell debate 21:24 – Alex and Pat tell restaurant stories 26:55 – Bran and Pat’s “Bran Coverage” podcast 32:59 – Content creation and wild games 41:40 – The Bengals wild offense/bad defense philosophy 47:21 – JAKE DOLEGALA 50:23 – Back problems! 1:01:10 – Autism and hyper-fixations 1:09:38 – Pat’s Hinge rizz 1:15:07 – More football talk! 1:36:12 – Dayton loves its college basketball! 1:38:22 – More appreciation for Bran Coverage 1:44:58 – Pat’s plugs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 49m

  2. 09/14/2024

    Week 2: The Kansas City Chiefs

    Lloyd is back, and this is a fun one! This week, Lloyd and Alex roast the Kansas City Chiefs (mainly their idiot kicker), and talk about the Bengals' tough loss to the New England Patriots in Week 1. They also discuss their visit to the Donald Trump gift shop (listen before you get judgy), Alex's continued recovery from surgery, and Tua Tagovailoa's injury he suffered on Thursday Night Football. Thank you to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being so sexy that we can't not shout them out at the end of each episode description! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr

  3. 09/05/2024

    Week 1: The New England Patriots

    This week, with Lloyd healing from an injury, Alex welcomes dear friend of the pod, Cincinnati comedian, and Bengals fan Cody Walker to the podcast to roast the Dirty, Lyin', Cheatin', Stinkin' New England Patriots. In this episode, they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's contract, the injuries facing the team, and how they can (erm, should) take down the Patriots on Sunday. They also discuss Alex's back surgery and recovery, Cody's grandparents interrupting a comedy show, and how a Civil War would play out in America. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for making 2024 the sexiest year of all time! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 11m

  4. 05/26/2024

    The Offseason: May: Draft Review/Schedule Preview with Jungle Juice's Sam Gormley!

    This month, Alex welcomes longtime tailgate partner and host of the Jungle Juice podcast Sam Gormley to FU! They review the 2024 draft class, look at the 2024 schedule, give their favorite and least favorite picks from the draft as a whole, and pour one out for Thaddeus Moss after his retirement. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being in the upper echelon of sexy podcast sponsors! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 39m

  5. 04/25/2024

    The Offseason: April (Part Two): Draft Preview with Jungle Juice's Mick Nelson!

    In a draft preview exclusive, Alex welcomes Mick Nelson (Jungle Juice podcast) to the pod! They briefly catch up, then go all in on the 2024 Draft. They discuss all the possibilities for rounds 1-3, do a full seven round mock, and discuss players at positions of need that the Bengals could take. Shoutout to our sponsors Sports Drink whose sexiness would be drafted first overall in any year's draft! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 14m

  6. 04/17/2024

    The Offseason: April (Part One): Free Agency Arrivals and Departures

    We're back doing offseason episodes from the Go Bananas Comedy Club podcast room! Lloyd and Alex spend an extensive time discussing free agency acquisitions (Vonn Bell, Geno Stone, Zack Moss, Mike Gesicki, Sheldon Rankins, Trent Brown) and departures (Joe Mixon, Chidobe Awuzie, Jonah Williams, DJ Reader). In addition, Lloyd talks about construction that he's been up to, and Alex discusses his chaotic trip to Kansas City. Alex also gets a few things off his chest regarding the Justin Jefferson fan fiction. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for never losing sight of how sexy they all for all these years! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 5m

  7. 01/09/2024

    Week 18: The Cleveland Browns

    In the regular season finale (that we didn't get around to posting until today, our bad!), Lloyd and Alex welcome Browns fan and host of the What Ya Into podcast, Anthony "Tank" Mansfield. They discuss the Bengals' loss to the Chiefs, the (then) upcoming matchup with Cleveland, and the Bengals' and Browns' impending offseasons. Non-football related, they discuss Lloyd's recent engagement! Shoutout to Sports Drink, our sponsor, for remaining our sponsor despite being so sexy that they could easily sponsor the greatest podcasts in the world (which is why they sponsor ours!). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 22m

  8. 12/31/2023

    Week 17: The Kansas City Chiefs

    This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome longtime Cincinnati comic and friend Karl Spaeth to the podcast. They discuss the Bengals' brutal loss to the Steelers, their grievances with the Kansas City Chiefs, and Alex's most embarrassing dating stories. Shoutout to Sports Drink, our network sponsor, who continues to have all the sexiness that Alex could really use. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 6m
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Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.

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