No Joke Podcast

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The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.

05/16/2024

Episode 378: CAMPING PART 2

Billy and Adam return to talk about camping… again. Adam is heading out to the woods and needs to prep. What animals do you not want to see when you unzip your tent? Why is a hot drink a solution to most of life’s problems? And what are the odds he finds a snake under the toilet? Plus, Chilean candies, a stare down with a wolf and the sounds of stepping on a stick! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
03/21/2024

Episode 377: GARDENING 101

Billy and Adam get their hands dirty. In this episode they welcome in the Spring season by taking a quiz on gardening. What does PH stand for? What does the word botanical mean? And is rotating a garden like rotating a mattress? Plus, an update on the Moonlight / La La Land mistake, a happy birthday shoutout to Billy’s mom and the boys sing songs that evoke sunshine! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
03/08/2024

Episode 376: LIVE TV MISTAKES

Billy and Adam celebrate the 10th anniversary of John Travolta saying, “Adele Dazeem.” In this episode they talk about that moment and other famous mistakes that occurred on live TV. Ashlee Simpson on SNL, La La Land losing to Moonlight, infinite news bloopers and more. Plus, they hear about Kenzi’s dad’s reaction to last week’s episode, a moment where Billy and Adam almost had an epic fail live on stage and the sound of wind! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
03/01/2024

Episode 375: KENZI'S DAD

Billy and Adam take a page out of their friend Kenzi’s dad’s playbook. Each week he goes to a bar with a few friends armed with a handful of conversation topics. It’s as charming as it is practical. Incredibly, he and his friends (and the lists) have earned them national press and fame. Today’s episode features some of his original conversation topics to help inspire Billy and Adam. Plus, Super Bowl movies, an unfortunate run-in with a peanut gallery and the sounds of Billy saying, “Got it!” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Kenzi on IG: @Kenzianidiot See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
02/02/2024

Episode 374: ROOMS IN THE HOUSE

Billy and Adam get roomy. In this episode they discuss various rooms in the house and discuss their vibes. The Den, The Mud Room, The Boiler Room and maybe most importantly, The Computer Room. Plus, Apple’s new headset, the power of a screened-in patio and the sound of a 90’s modem! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01/04/2024

Episode 373: 60 FUN TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR TEENS

Billy and Adam see if they are smarter than teens. In this episode they try to decipher when glass was invented, who made soda, which musician has had the most success over four decades and so much more. Plus, a kid beats Tetris, a failed attempt at Harry Potter sports and the sound of Nintendo talking to you! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12/29/2023

Episode 372: A YEAR IN PODCASTS

Billy and Adam look back on the year of No Joke. In this episode Billy reads episode descriptions from 2023 and Adam has to try and decode the episode’s title. Worst Places to Be Wet, Billy Wonka, the Patrick Bracket… classics. Plus, the odds of Adam getting a cat, a look into the Nation’s silverware drawers and a commercial for a teriyaki chicken restaurant! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12/14/2023

Episode 371: STRANGE NEWS

Billy and Adam get weird. In this episode they look up strange news stories from 2023. Good alligators, bad alligators, eating balloons and floating to the moon and so much more. Plus, Billy and Adam read the newspaper! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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As younger Billy would say: You can’t start a car with a fish

12/15/2022

MrAchmedFoley

I’ve been a fan of the boys since 2010 and their sketch comedy Harvard Sailing Team days. This podcast is a gift. These two are so funny, and most importantly they are so supportive of one another. Hearing Adam’s glee when his friend Bill makes an excellent joke - and vice versa - puts such positive energy in the world. My all-time faves include the Bracket Bracket, the Thon, and What’s In Adam’s Hot Little Hand.
Very funny

11/16/2022

MirMax_

Hyped from Wisconsin
Beautifully Mundane

08/23/2022

pacoyukon

I’ve never been more excited to listen to two guys talk about wallets or bagels or rulers but Billy and Adam are able to toe the line between dullness and entertainment like masters. They make bets they don’t follow through on, they frequently get facts wrong and attempt to speak on things they know little about, but oddly enough, the more out-of-left-field the topic is, the more excited I am to listen. I simply MUST hear about Billy and Adam’s experience with gutters! or wet hats! or the 2003 Teen Choice Awards! As a weekly listener for five years, Billy and Adam feel like close pals of mine and I sometimes find myself mimicking their cadences in my own conversation. They are able to make the serious fun and the bizarre quite serious. Hyped 5.0!!! P.S. I want more No Joke Hall of Fame content! That was such a fun way of engaging the audience and making the No Joke Nation feel connected more like a community :)
What a Great Show

07/26/2022

SeanPodReview

Some podcasts make you laugh. Other podcasts teach a lesson. Still others make you think. No Joke Podcast accomplishes all three, and much, much more. As a day one listener, tuning in to hear Billy and Adam talk about Brother printers, breakfast brackets, and whatever is in Adam’s hot little hand is the highlight of my week. I hope this podcast goes on forever, because although they may not know it, Billy and Adam are a big part of my life, and I consider them close friends. Thank you both for the years of laughter. HYPE!