CinemAbysmal: The Podcast

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Cinemabysmal: The Podcast is a round table discussion from the three writers of cinemabysmal.com, Nick, Dylan, and Holly. We talk about the worst of the worst media out there, followed by the best and we usually have a great special guest.

  1. 03/14/2021

    50 - Ryan's Babe, Hello Again, & The Hidden (with special guest Ryan Dean Tucker)

    Welcome to our 50th episode. We're bringing back Ryan Dean Tucker (basement VHS tape extraordinaire) as our special guest star to talk about some movies he picked for us to watch. Nick watches a so-bad-it's-cult Canadian film called Ryan's Babe. Holly goes back to the 80s with Shelley Long in Hello Again. Dylan watches alien thriller The Hidden with Kyle McLaughlin

  2. 02/25/2021

    49 - Cageuary: Vampire's Kiss & Primal

    We get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage absolutely loses his mind. We'll be back in March for our 50th episode with a special guest.

  3. 02/02/2021

    48 - The Asylum Movies: Bermuda Tentacles, Avengers Grimm, and Flight World War II

    We're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice (WHY?). Holly takes you into the past with a WWII flight to kill Hitler or something. Join us in February for CAGEUARY. Nic Cage is back in our orbit.

  4. 12/14/2020

    47 - CATS, Hubie Halloween & Surviving Christmas

    It's a holiday extravaganza! First we take on Adam Sandler's latest disaster, 'Hubie Halloween'. Then we move into the Christmas spirit with 'Surviving Christmas' with an unhinged Ben Afflek and a confused Catherine O'Hara wondering how she got casted in this. And finally the crew wraps it all up with the 2019 holiday spectacular CATS! Release the butthole cut! Nick doesn't use a coaster for his beer in the nice new studio and Dylan and Holly gush about Queen's Gambit. This is our first episode recorded in person together at Speak Studios in Spokane. We are thrilled to promote them at the beginning of this episode for letting us use their equipment AND for editing this episode. We are looking forward to this great partnership and to support their mission!

  5. 09/05/2020

    46 - The Asylum Movies: Android Cop, Tomb Invader and Trollz/Trolland

    We each picked Asylum produced movies to watch and we explain them to each other. Arguments ensue about whose movie is the worst. Nick picked Android Cop, a rip off of Robot Cop. Dylan watched Tomb Invader, a rip off of Tomb Raider. Holly picked Trollz/Trolland, a rip off of the animated movie Trolls.

  6. 07/22/2020

    45 - After Earth & Water World (AKA Mad Kevin: Fury Rowboat)

    We are back with a set of apocalyptic movies because it feels like the world is ending as we speak! First up is Kevin Costner's 1995 Water World. A movie that we have all seen before but somehow all forgot that Kevin Costner has gills in it. Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will and Jaden Smith, which is truly one of the dullest movies of all time. The Onion article mentioned: https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896

  7. 06/13/2020

    44 - The Wrong Missy & The Last Days of American Crime

    We are back with two new bad Netflix films. The Wrong Missy is the latest from Happy Madison productions and proceeds like a typical 2005 David Spade film except it's 2020 and rape jokes aren't funny anymore. The Last Days of American Crime is now infamous for its 0% rotten tomato score. Hold on to your butts because if the plot and dialogue doesn't kill you the 2.5 hour run time will.

  8. 04/19/2020

    03 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: The Witcher

    Welcome to the first Choose Your Own Abysmal minisode where we watch the first episode of a show and predict how it ends! This first episode is all about The Witcher. You can watch it on Netflix. It's is essentially GoT mixed with LOTR mixed with Outlander mixed with who even knows what is happening.

    03 - Choose Your Own Abysmal Minisode: The Witcher
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Cinemabysmal: The Podcast is a round table discussion from the three writers of cinemabysmal.com, Nick, Dylan, and Holly. We talk about the worst of the worst media out there, followed by the best and we usually have a great special guest.

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  • Creator
    CinemAbysmal
  • Years Active
    2016 - 2021
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Explicit
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