The Upchuck Theater Podcast

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Reviewing awful movies right after we’ve semi-digested them. We watch the nonsense so you don’t have to! Sit back, relax, and throw up.

  1. 04/14/2025

    Twixt - Coppola's Continual Downfall

    Aaron and Dustin barely make it through Francis Ford Coppola's Twixt film from 2011.   It's been so long since we've uploaded anything so here's hoping you people still have some love in your hearts for us!

    52 min

  2. 06/28/2020

    Ma? Upchuck says NA.

    Welcome back folks - After a too long hiatus, here's some good old movie nonsense - no nostalgia here except for wistfully wishing we had the roughly 3 hours of our lives back dealing with this. In Ma, instead of making something genuinely interesting, horrifying, or statement based, we get 30 old vendettas and some...questionable painting skills. Sigh.   We did this episode remotely, and yes Dustin does his best Chris Klein impression due to sound on Zoom.   Hope the reruns have kept you entertained while we've been away. Here's to many more episodes. As always please like, subscribe, and SHARE!

    1h 1m

  3. 05/28/2019

    We're bacccckkk.. sort of

    Dustin and Aaron on a road trip edition

    38 min

  4. 09/14/2018

    Kraa! The Sea Monster -- Our Kind of Bad/Upchuck Theater Crossover

    Hi All, Dustin here. Apologies for lack of content updates, but it has been a busy year not allowing the Upchuck team to be united often. We will get everyone caught up with Season 2 and the Annual Chuckies soon and back on track with Season 3 shortly as well. Anyway in the meantime, myself (and my lovely fiancée, Christy) teamed up with our friends from the Our Kind of Bad Podcast, Dom and Sara to bring you the 1998 Kaiju/Schlockbuster Kraa! The Sea Monster. I admit to owning this disaster and call back to Aaron's hatred of that fact. Young Alison Lohman in a Star Trek ripoff uniform. Italian accented clam/turtle/alien. Heavily reverbed Skeletor-like villain....What could go wrong? Listen as we try to decipher a nonsensical plot and even develop some of our own fan theories. As always, PLEASE subscribe through the various channels, and leave us some feedback - Find us on iTunes, Stitcher, Facebook. Twitter, Tumblr, and of course our home here on Podbean. PLEASE like, review, subscribe, follow, etc. Also do the same thing for our friends over at Our Kind of Bad! Find them on iTunes, Facebook and Instagram. Let us know what should be our next movie to review with them in crossover. Rob will appreciate the schlock, Aaron won't undoubtedly!

    43 min

  5. 05/21/2018

    Battlefield Earth... Rigggghhht

    Please. Travolta. Scientology. Garbage.

    14 sec

  6. 04/22/2018

    Love and Saucers featuring JayZippo

    Every time Jay Zippo comes on the show, he one ups himself with horrible choices. In this episode we tackle our first documentary, Love and Saucers, about a guy who claims he's had encounters (mostly sexual) with aliens for over 50 years. Along the way he gets milked, has children, and works at a deli one shift per week. This episode features an incredible amount of apathy by Aaron, space pontification by Rob, Dustin is... Dustin, and Jimmy is giddy. Part standard Upchuck fare, part science experiment, we hope you enjoy this edition to our collection, sporadic as we've been of late. There's a brief mockumentary accompanying this episode courtesy of Beruud - view here to hear about our own sexy times with aliens - Sax and Crayons Jimmy is a great friend and contributor to our show - please give him a listen and a follow. We also plug his newest endeavor Midnight Hollow during the episode. Give that a listen as as well. As always please like, share, subscribe, and talk to us. No one talks to us.

    1h 5m

  7. 02/23/2018

    Feb 22, 2018 Aaron off the cuff

    Aaron rambles on about a ton of content he's consumed of late after a frustrating day and evening. Taylor Sheridan films, actors you can't stand but acknowledge a good performance from, and a lot more Jake Gyllenhaal than he likes to admit.

    31 min

  8. 02/21/2018

    Blade Runner 2049 - Incept Date Off the Cuff

    **This pod opens with a promo from our good friends The Subject Tonight - give them a follow and a listen! A rambling, all over the place episode with just Rob and Aaron - we discuss Blade Runner 2049 - a movie we were both fearful of. Being huge fans of the original, we both felt a sequel unnecessary so much so in fact that the movie was not watched in the movie theater. But we both loved it. A beautiful and expecptional film by Denis Villeneuve (Sicario, Prisoners) with Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford. We are watching the original in the background as we discuss a wide range of things pertaining to both films. We address the supposed controversy of the treatment of females (great nominee for Rob justification moment with a very interesting twist), and we dive into some of our ideas of a 'flawless' movie. Dustin didn't like it. SO he wasn't invited.

    1h 32m
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Reviewing awful movies right after we’ve semi-digested them. We watch the nonsense so you don’t have to! Sit back, relax, and throw up.

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  • Creator
    upchucktheater@gmail.com
  • Years Active
    2016 - 2025
  • Episodes
    43
  • Rating
    Explicit
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