We Will Fix You

Haunted Phonograph

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Comedy

We're here to help, whether you want it or not.

06/29/2022

Episode 114: Art for Art's Sake

Our fixee loves to draw, but, tired of waiting for the muses to strike, they turn to us for help. To fix it, if you will. To fix them, if you’ll permit me to be so bold. Speaking of muses, have you seen Xanadu? Demented film. A word of warning: the final fix in this episode is especially spicy, so maybe don’t listen to it when the kids are around or if you suspect you’re under surveillance by the po-po or similar.
06/15/2022

Episode 113: Back, Baby (Ribs)

We’re back, and we’re hear to help! This time, with our fixee wants help to lose weight without stripping all of the joy from their life. Can we help? Well, it’s been a while, but we’re oiled up and we’re fixing to fix.
05/06/2022

An Announcement

We’re back.
03/29/2021

Episode 112: Satisfaction

This week’s fixee has taken upon themselves the thankless task of caring for and aiming to improve the lot of a sexless chap from the internet. That’s right, it’s Incel Great Expectations here at We Will Fix You, with Incel Pip, our good-hearted fixee as Old Joe, and here’s us as Magwitch, just trying our best near some sheep.
03/08/2021

Episode 111: Ever Fallen in Love?

This week’s (year’s?) fixee has demanded we shake off the dust, cram our plague masks with posies and set off into the world in search of fixes. The problem? They fancy their best friend’s ex. The solution? US.
03/30/2020

Episode 110: Work, Bitch

It’s a tale as old as time - you’re doing a work because capitalism demands you sell your dignity at the market rate, when your boss starts to micromanage everything you do. Of course you’d turn to us. Because we’ll fix it. And we’ve got a chart!
03/16/2020

Episode 109: I Touch Myself

It happens to us all - a slip of the pen or keyboard, and quite the wrong message is conveyed. In the case of this week’s fixee, they are locking themselves away to meditate, only to later say it was something… quite different. Can we help? Oh, but we’ve got three robust and sinewy fixes waiting to go.
02/10/2020

Episode 108: The Pee Tape

Look. You don’t like it, we don’t like it, but sometimes people need help with other people and their inability to pee correctly. Just… in the right place. At all. The big porcelain bit. So yeah, here we are. Helping. With all the pee.

We're here to help, whether you want it or not.

Creator

Haunted Phonograph
Years Active

2016 - 2022
Episodes

98
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Haunted Phonograph
Show Website

We Will Fix You