Lost: In Translation

Susana Polo, Rachel Rakov, Phil Davis

A comedy recap podcast about Lost, as told to a person who has not watched Lost, and REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH LOST. New episodes every Wednesday!

  1. 02/28/2018

    Season 2, Episode 24, Part II: He “See You in Another Life, Brother” ’s Away

    If you watch no other episode of Lost in Season 2, watch the season finale! It is just so excellent. This episode has everything! We find out how the plane crashed! Locke’s Island Destiny Doubts are stronger than ever! Eko and Charlie have some massive dynamite problems! We see a familiar face appear at the end of what is DEFINITELY A TRAP. And we see Walt! As for us, we talk about TV shows that have theme songs. Rachel CANNOT WAIT for season 3, Phil is still on board for season 3, possible only for the worst of the worst episodes, and Susana thinks Lost is just SO WEIRD. Susana still does not like Lost.

    57 min

  2. 02/28/2018

    Season 2, Episode 23, Part 1: WIN THIS RACE FOR LOVE

    Guys, if you watch no other episode of Lost in Season 2, watch this, the season file of season 2. We’ve got all kind of antics! Michael leads the Strike Team to what is DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP, Sayid gets to have a boat now that he doesn’t know how to sail, and we get the return of Desmond and the introduction of the love of his life, Penny! As for us, we discuss rough wigs, boats and how we don’t know a lot about them, Phil makes some fantastic bird noises, and Susana wonders just how much weird stuff can possibly happen on this TV show. Susana still does not like Lost.

    48 min

  3. 02/21/2018

    Season 2, Episode 22: 13 Reasons Why (Michael is a Huge Traitor)

    Oh boy oh boy, listeners, what a week we have for you. This week we have both Phil’s Biggest Eye Roll of the show so far AS WELL AS a free advertisement from a sponsor we do not have. So you know we are starting out strong. This week we watch Michael’s slow progression into Being The Worst At Being The Worst. We also get some more funerals, Vincent is generally unhelpful, and your intrepid podcasters discuss what it means to be an Other from another Other. Susana hates Lost.

    52 min

  4. 02/14/2018

    Season 2, Episode 21: ?? ?! :(

    This week, Michael is VERY uncomfortable about all the murder that happened in the hatch, and Libby is NOT DOING WELL. A dream Ana Lucia wants Eko to help Locke find the Question Mark, a real thing that is both said and discussed in this episode. Locke is uncharacteristically unenthusiastic about his Island Destiny, but then, they find ANOTHER HATCH!!!!!!!!! As for us, we discuss the pointlessness of Liturgical back alleys, decide on a perfect different TV character to replace Jack, Phil fails massively on his Beatles knowledge, and we finally uncover Rachel’s ABSOLUTELY HATRED of the song “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”. Susana still does not like Lost.

    55 min

  5. 02/07/2018

    Season 2, Episode 20: The Results of Jack's Shouting Plan

    The episode this week is just...weird in every single way. It’s an Ana Lucia episode this week! On the island, she is have a really rough time with Fake Henry and Sawyer, and in flashbacks, she goes through some WACKY ANTICS ON A WEIRD VACATION. Meanwhile Michael is back, and bring with him Tales Of The Others. As for us, Phil JUST CAN’T STOP stepping on Rachel’s Quote of the Week, we discuss how the writers of this show probably just threw darts on a board to decide who bangs each other, and we view the greatest thumbs up in history. Also, Phil saw a cool bird this week and is excited to tell us about it!

    47 min

  6. 01/31/2018

    Season 2, Episode 19: Loost

    This week we get an episode about people on this island who don’t suck, Rose and Bernard! Unfortunately a fair amount of this is ruined by Jack going into the jungle and screaming for eternity. Bernard tries to build a sign like a child stuck on an island would, and Locke is just NOT HAVING IT with The Button. Also discussed: Dad music, what a combination of Patrick Stewart and Woody Harrelson would look like, and under what circumstances one should chop off a leg. Susana still does not like Lost.

    40 min

  7. 01/24/2018

    Season 2, Episode 18: Sawyer Finds Many Wrong Ways to Eat an Oreo

    Season 2, Episode 18: Sawyer Finds Many Wrong Ways to Eat an Oreo (CW) This week’s episode was so problematic, we decided it would be appropriate to have a content warning. So, CW: This episode contains discussion of food and body shaming issues, eating disorders, mental health stigma and problematic ways that mental health issues and facilities are often depicted in television, particularly in 2006. On the island, Both Hurley and Henry are having Very Bad Island Days, Eko builds maybe a Starbucks, and Susana continues to ABSOLUTELY SCHOOL US in television. Also this week, our apartment is haunted by the ghost of sawdust. Yeah...strap in, kids, this is a weird one. I don’t know if anyone likes Lost this week.

    57 min

  8. 01/17/2018

    Season 2, Episode 17: A Box in Locke's Socks

    It’s a Locke episode this week, and Rachel and Phil both super like it! Locke’s legs, and also self, just CANNOT get a break, Jack plays poker, and things in the hatch become extremely problematic! As for us, Phil educates us about commonality of poker hands, and we contemplate c**k consequences. Susana still does not like Lost.

    45 min
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A comedy recap podcast about Lost, as told to a person who has not watched Lost, and REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH LOST. New episodes every Wednesday!

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  • Creator
    Susana Polo, Rachel Rakov, Phil Davis
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2018
  • Episodes
    50
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Lost: In Translation