48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Jason Robinson, Bryan Sutter
  • 5.0 (5)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

  1. 5d ago

    His Supreme Fatness

    In honor of the 200th episode of this podcast, please remove your shirts and begin the ceremonial eating of the giant chocolate bunnies. OH YEAH folks, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week Bryan and Jason teach a fly brain how to play DOOM, marry Matt Berry's new Skyrim character (he's furniture), mourn the passing of the Crypto Scam O' The Week segment with one last hit on Revoult getting scammed, return to our roots and cover an unreleased episode about His Supreme Fatness, The Fatman, bring back the Shock.jpg segment one more time with FEMse and we get into a SportsCenter-like conversation about pasta via the LifeTimePastaPass website. Enjoy! Fun Fact : This episode is probably the most audio cuts from poorly-recorded livestreams we've ever done, until we get around to doing DemoniousX. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Fatman Live! A Chick Calls Fatman" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/kC28ezrO3GY "KALLAX STORAGEBORN" by IKEA Ireland - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZODN0QUgjI "Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim" by MrPresidentTom - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8KXd3JCSvI "Fatman Live! Fatman's Special Schools 3-16-09" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/9uLzVyFI78w "First Fatman video ever" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/pkM_1dxIofU "Fatman live! Someone orders a pizza for fatman and doesnt pay" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/9yoyvthfc8M "Fat Man opens the chardonnay conversation with dad" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/0M8vcEWwRUM "I call forth the prophets and teachers of the church.MOV" by ProphetChristopher1 - https://youtu.be/LUTSjm1xOcI "Fat Man S***s Himself In The Tub and Pukes Because Of It" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj9ajg "Umoxi's Day Out - Interview With a Fatman" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBQLT477Xk0 "Fatman Live! F**k Fatman Contest" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiUeRxob8zE "Fat Man Wants to Marry Ashley" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/e5dADuAuBB0 "Daniel's Most Outrageous Drinking Games - Tosh.0" by ComedyCentral - https://youtu.be/Ya4FH2YfJsE "Thanks Daniel Tosh" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYTSbhmbQDo "Christopher Paul Whitney reveal" by CWCvilleProductions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8wuTuzw-84 "The Heffelflopper - Fat Man Eats A Giant Chocolate Bunny" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://youtu.be/fFF6FqknHJs "Fatman retires - F**k The World" by fatmanmirrorsagain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKwXjvJidVY Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  2. Sep 16

    Storing Eggs in the Milk Drawer

    We interrupt this concert to post meat pics and do stupid AI slop, it's 48 Eggs of Milks Drawering This week Bryan and Jason are gaze into the abyss and see : the Republican Midterm Convention showing streamer Hasan Piker's "meat pic," Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley do a rant about Fallout 4 modding, the New Norm AI stream gone wild, Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token pulling the rug out, ACME Labs staying the course for 30+ years and the aftermath of a bad roommmate leaving milk in the egg drawer. Or is it the other way around? Either way, enjoy! Fun Fact : The Milk Drawer only lays eggs when it's very scared and user /u/twinturbovacuum needs to take it to the vet right away Support ACME Labs : https://acme.com/donate/ Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "We folding it up at Burger Thing?" by @analoglobotomy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DcMPVGcCIxc/ "my meat pic was on the jumbotron at the republican midterm convention" by hasanabi - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdFabwevapF/ "Local Man Benjamin Burnley interrupts a Breaking Benjamin concert with a rant about his True First Person 1.2 Fallout 4 mod" by /u/im_all_ears - https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1w9vfue/local_man_benjamin_burnley_interrupts_a_breaking Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  3. Sep 10

    Super Happy Fun Slander Corner

    Place your bets on the next failed startup, call your lawyers and take your corgi to Anger Management, it's 48 Minutes of Farts Cornering This week Bryan and Jason are back to sit in the Fart Corner, to do oral for good gut health, to point and laugh at More's misfortunes, to remember (fondly) F*ckedCompany and (less fondly) its founder Philip J. "Pud" Kaplan, who also created DistroKid and to show you a bad Duolingo tweet about chickens. Plus : a deep dive on the Norwegian producers whose racist AI country song about their corgi wound up being used for real estate ads. It's a weird one. Fun Fact : Corgis don't understand race and cannot, by their very nature, hate anyone. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "[YTP] Dr Phil Demented!" by dawnDreamer - https://youtu.be/GgqrM-tcD1w "I present to you, my classroom gas station" by Candy/@chokola___ - https://www.tiktok.com/@chokola___/video/7628369846287207710 CW for racial slurs these are the unedited versions not in the episode "TikTok realtors..." by @GoodAmericanMan - https://twitter.com/GoodAmericanMan/status/2094232018674475164 CW for racial slurs, these are the unedited versions not in the episode "I found the full song..." by @InwardTower - https://twitter.com/InwardTower/status/2094273440475701253 Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  4. Sep 2

    The Fat Dog Denier (feat. Matt F Basler)

    Grab your gold shorts, crank up the Brantley Gilbert and eat the longest hot dog you can, it's 48 Minutes of Matts Baslering This week we are joined by St. Louis funnyman and internet jokester Matt F Basler, who you may have seen dancing in gold shorts to his covers of "Read Me My Rights" or "Bang Bang" and who does a million different things, including running a screenprinting business, hosting the Matt F Basler Podcast and will be appearing Sept. 19th at the Golden Record performing music while eating a four-foot hot dog. Matt joins us for a heartwarming story of Marmots and OnlyFans, a heartbreaking story of a house that got destroyed because it wasn't a horse semen lab, the baffling end to the Profit Connect AI crypto scam, the gross animal-eating videos of FoodForLouie and the truly baffling story of people in motion capture suits teaching AI how to do sex. Not that any of us have heard of it. Fun Fact : It's pronounced BAH-zler, not BAZZ-ler. Find more Matt at his website - https://www.mattfbasler.com/ Enjoy the Matt F Basler Podcast - https://mattfbasler.podbean.com/ Pay Matt to post - https://www.patreon.com/cw/mattfbasler See Matt perform in the gold shorts - http://www.youtube.com/mattfbasler and last but not least, get your tickets and your free t-shirt for the 9/19 Big Hot Dog show - https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/82670954/matt-f-baslereats-a-long-hot-dog-on-stage-stlouis-the-golden-record?partner_id=100 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : https://twitter.com/machineg0re/status/2093226563881849051/video/1 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  5. Aug 26

    Let's Pee On Computers Together

    Crank out some code, go for a hike and let's all post on the internet together, it's 48 Minutes of Today's Tabbing This week we start budgeting for our tickets to Aella's SlutCon, ship our piss to Jason Kelce, critique Nancy Mace's tattoos, give a warning of a Trojan hiding in copies of The Odyssey, revisit the pre-Reddit magic that was Kuro5hin (and learn about its creator Rusty) - plus, learn about some dudes that got paid to jack off with AI. Fun Fact : This episode was one where we had to cut a long tangent about diarrhea. It was pretty funny though. You might just hear it on the bonus episode. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Read Rusty's Today in Tabs - https://todayintabs.com Revisit the Kuro5hin Archive - http://k5.semantic-db.org/ Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "YTP : Billy Mays Tells You to Pee Anywhere" by Bing Bonjo Banjo - https://youtu.be/d43t2tFAqg0 "Liquid Death x Garage Beer x Jason Kelce Want Your Pee" by Liquid Death and Garage Beer - https://youtu.be/r9OhekhlZ9Y Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  6. Aug 19

    I'm Here To Inquire About Your Spoons

    Fondle your favorite rusty spoons, make friends with a shrimp and let's creep ourselves out, it's 48 Minutes of Salads Fingering This week we soak in the petty revenge as Alternative Press and Revolver writers review Good Charlotte albums, dig into a devilish documentary about real scumbag EDP445, lament yet another cypto problem with HarmonyONE, catch up on our favorite thing - the internet - with a SportsCenter-style show called ScrollCenter aka Screentime, revisit animator David Firth's career, including Salad Fingers, and begrugingly admit that a news story about Harry Potter fans being annoying wasn't even real. Plus : A special message from a listener who is not a fan of the theme song. Fun Fact : There were more than ten instances of huge gross coughs removed from this episode, because we value your sanity. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "having a ding dong" by George Falconer - https://youtu.be/KYiFJhSJvYQ "Can Dan Hentschel pull it off?" by @screentimeonsc - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZXzH15OGBL/ "Is Kareem Rahma the MVP of the MTA?" by @screentimeonsc - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaVozrpOt-y/ "Fat-Pie: Episode 1 - Burger Tash" by David Firth (reuploaded by MoldyPond) - https://youtu.be/jM-QHSuyqv8 "Salad Fingers : Every Episode (1-13) Updated 2023 by David Firth - https://youtu.be/RdgnS5dEKxM "MC Devvo - Smokin' Es with Bob Marley" by David Firth - https://youtu.be/RqSAOK3mRpo "Burnt Face Man | Crime Needs Wiping Up" by David Firth - https://youtu.be/GxY5fDn5sjQ "KUSO Official Trailer" by Shudder - https://youtu.be/SLxKJHBhZP0 "Fire is Coming" by Flying Lotus, David Firth (feat. David Lynch) - https://youtu.be/aTrTtzTQrv0 "Smiling Friends - Shrimp" by Adult Swim (re-uploaded by TheRegularshows) - https://youtu.be/E3YfR1IyFPQ "Souljaboy Provides His Thoughts on Braid" by Missingcube - https://youtu.be/xSXofLK5hFQ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  7. Aug 12

    Show Us A Little Turkish Delight

    Grab your favorite seitan lamb dish, crank some Decemberists and let's get it started in here - it's 48 Minutes of Brooklyns Veganing This week we gaze into the Lollapalooza piss bag, watch in awe as Grok jerks it a lil, sit in stunned silence as Savanna Cannon cootermoggs the whole country, boggle at Coldcard getting exploited for $88million and counting, visit the failing Brooklyn Vegan and we do the least vegan thing of all - buy our tickets for the Nude night at CLASS Soire Steakhouse. Yum! Fun Fact : No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, unless you count our human livers. Which most vegans don't. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Thoughts on this???" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbd0Zfpuzj9/ "agree" by SavCannonTalks - https://www.instagram.com/p/DbJSUypBRAp/ "vegan teacher can't stop eating meat" by thestarfishy - https://youtu.be/jkI9tO2opfY Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

  8. Aug 5

    Imagine A Beowulf Cluster of These

    Grab your coding thigh highs and blame CowboyNeal, it's time for another episode of 48 Minutes of Slashes Dotting This week we give the quiche peanimus on : Professor Sendy and his Wombos, the bloggers who won their lawsuit against Ebay for getting sent pig parts, the 3rd KFC/Umu Musume collab, a Fake Flare network draining $8.5 million, the Only Website that Mattered to Nerds - SlashDot - and we do dueling Jay Leno impressions. Fun Fact : This episode contains a number of references to Jay Leno's unfortunate car accident. We hope Mr. Leno's lawyers take mercy on us. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "president precedent" by @horsey.land - https://www.instagram.com/p/DYXgMhQSoAc/ "Quiche Peanemis" by @professorsendy - https://www.instagram.com/p/DWWp3NhjeKV/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

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You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

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