Real Human Bings

Jacob Schermerhorn
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Listen to two guys (who used to) teach at a Canadian school in China talk about random stuff.

  1. 03/09/2023

    Episode 48 - Obligatory Sports and Rich Guy Report (4/27/22)

    Hola everyone in and from the Real Human Bings zone! We love that you are still zoning with us. Here's another Frankensteined episode with some random bits we talked about. Specifically, how we'd fix playoff sports and a rant about rich people and corpos hating on the workers of the world. Yeah, that's right, we're true Marxists now guys. (And don't worry, we go down the same conversation rabbit holes we always do about D&D, Star Wars, and our own egos.) Lastly, Picks of the Week. That is all. End notes: Musk just keeps getting worse and worse - https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/07/tech/elon-musk-twitter-employee-disability/index.html Rochester Starbucks workers unionize - https://rochesterbeacon.com/2022/05/05/a-hard-fought-labor-victory/ TTRRUUCES might be bad kids but they're good musicians - https://www.ttrruuces.com/ Nap Eyes ask the burning questions like is Zukerberg a ghost - https://www.napeyes.com/ Year Zero is a fun read IMO - https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:_Zero_Year You only get One Saturday Morning - https://youtu.be/jinufTKHTdg

    1h 20m

  2. 09/22/2022โ€„ยทโ€„ BONUS

    Episode 47.5 - BillBurr Baggins and the Stuck up Canadians (3/15/2022)

    What ho fine travelers! Let the RHBer's bend your ear a while and regale you with random ramblings cut from a full episode! This time, Mr. Murdock commits foul crimes in Buffalo, the new Twilight Zone is mentioned in the briefest of cameos, and the boys realize that Bill Burr's name said quickly sounds like Bilbo the hobbit. Last, a shallow dive into Jordan "Baby back ribs" Peterson (I assume that's what the B stands for) and his podcast with Canadian guy Rex Murphy. That's about it my dudes. Endnotes: I love the idea of Sci-Fi shows, maybe I should actually watch them when they're airing so execs won't cancel them? - https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the-twilight-zone-canceled-at-cbs-all-access-exclusive-4138186/ Hey, not a bad mashup - https://www.reddit.com/r/TheHobbit/comments/tg16qi/billburr_baggins/ Imagine Rex Murphy. Now click on this link to see a picture of him. I bet you a dollar it's not what you're expecting. - https://foodandland.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/rex-murphy-pic.jpg

    22 min

  3. 09/15/2022

    Episode 47 - The Man who is a Bat (3/15/2022)

    Whoa, look out! The Vampire Vigilante is out! (Get it? Cuz Bobby Pattinson was also in Twilight?) It's a whole new Batman movie, called "The Batman" this time so don't get confused. It's like that whole thing with "The Suicide Squad" right? A conversations months long in the making between the Bings is included because it's so epic! Or is that tepid? The Bings can't decide. Also our favorite segment that's totally not plagiarized, Picks of the Week! Check it out or the Man who is a Bat might visit you. (Wow, how's that for weird threatening language?) Endnotes: Synthwave remixes galore with this artist! (Check out some Infinity Train remixes to celebrate HBO Max losing its mind and deleting an incredible series from their streaming service! Sarcastic yay!) - https://ko-fi.com/johnzachariahg The Go! Team is a bop dude. And they've been making music since 2000? Awesome stuff - https://thegoteam.co.uk/ For Rochester thrifting experiences, I always liked Greenovation. They dress up the furniture as like real lived in spaces - https://www.instagram.com/rochestergreenovation/

    1h 16m

  4. 09/09/2022

    Episode 46 - Palindromic (2/21/22)

    Yo dawg, this edit's loose and light today so get on in there! The Bings do their annual tradition of reading each other's fortunes by the Chinese calendar from a random internet site. Will Jacob ever get a good romance year? Will Aulden regret his decision to buy a house? On deck is a cruise through the AARP's Movies for Grownups awards. (Who knew that was a thing?) Last but not least, Picks of the Week! Endnotes: China Highlights Zodiac page - https://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/ You can also get special deals on movies with AARP? What can't they do? - https://www.aarp.org/entertainment/movies-for-grownups/screening-program/ Chet's also a vaccine hesitant guy too, cool -https://www.eonline.com/news/1298298/tom-hanks-and-rita-wilsons-son-chet-hanks-faces-backlash-for-covid-19-vaccine-comments Chronotrigger remake still no Switch port?? - https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/03/chrono-trigger-gets-ultrawide-219-pc-update-but-still-no-nintendo-switch-release Jared Mees and The Grown Children are still not grown up yet - https://tenderlovingempire.com/collections/jared-mees Stay (with an arrow in your knee) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabI_7nWRyU I still don't understand Roko's Basilisk even reading this - https://slate.com/technology/2014/07/rokos-basilisk-the-most-terrifying-thought-experiment-of-all-time.html

    1h 29m

  5. 07/29/2022

    Episode 45 - Wheely Feelies (12/11/21)

    The wheel winds and the wheel winds some more and then I guess it keeps going? Our impression of the first episode of "Wheel of Time"? It's pretty circular if you ask me. An expert (Aulden) and a novice (Jacob) for one of the most popular fantasy series of all time took a look and have some thoughts. Are they interesting thoughts? Eh. Also, we finish our long running "I'm Walken Here" series with some weird and wacky and Lynchian surreal horrorish advertisements on the subway. And last but not least, Picks of the Week! (Stay tuned until the very end for some bonus stuff with everyone's favorite Human Bing, Julie!) Endnotes: -Wheel of Time already renewed for Season 3, wow! - https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/wheel-of-time-renewed-season-3-amazon-season-2-premiere-date-1235322113/ -The MTA both rejected but also ran some of these advertisements, odd... - https://www.marketingbrew.com/stories/2022/01/24/mta-rejects-okcupid-ads-that-were-previously-ok-d -Yeah, Inside Job is like just okay, but for Netflix, that's not bad at all! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDPJQgxegiU -Rolling Stone called Centaurworld "your new favorite show to get high to", huh. - https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/centaurworld-netflix-showrunner-interview-1267940/

    1h 21m

  6. 07/20/2022

    Episode 44 - Oops all dune (11/13/21)

    Wowie this was a long one to finish. It was bit cursed with a lot of work having to get done on it, almost like Denis didn't want our lukewarm takes about this movie to be out there! (*Gasp*) Yes we are indeed speaking about the 2021 Oscar nominated film "Dune" with a special guest, Marc Schermerhorn! We touch on our histories with Dune the property, our Good, Bad and Uglies, and look at rule 34 of the navigators! Last but not least, picks of the week! Endnotes: - JPEG Mafia - https://shop.jpegmafia.net/? - Silk Sonic - https://www.silksonic.com/ - I'll leave the Brooklyn 99 Finale recap to someone who actually watched it... - https://www.vulture.com/article/brooklyn-nine-nine-recap-season-8-episodes-9-and-10.html - Career Suicide is funny and heartbreaking - https://www.hbo.com/movies/chris-gethard-career-suicide - Cuz this other little podcast by Gethard needs the boost from RHB nation (Rochester episode!) - https://listen.stitcher.com/yvap/?af_dp=stitcher://episode/200239665&af_web_dp=https://www.stitcher.com/episode/200239665

    1h 21m

  7. 11/27/2021

    Episode 43 - Four Balls is a "I'm Walken Here!" (10/1/21)

    Hey! I'm Walken here! Jacob is in a Real Human Field Trip at the Big Apple and he went to three baseball games in that time - the Yankees, the Mets, and the minor league team, the Brooklyn Cyclones! Which one was the definitive best that you should attend if you can only do one? Don't worry, he made a rubric and is going to walk through it with you, and his best buddy Aulden! After that, a new segment called, Into the Vault, where there's a previously unreleased bonus the Bings forgot about... Get a glimpse into sleepy minds and Aulden's thoughts on the phrase "Have a Nice Day!" Lastly, we pick out some picks for Picks of the Week! Endnotes: Spoilers, but of course Jacob liked the Cyclones the most - https://www.milb.com/brooklyn Mariya's from Ukraine actually and the song is a remix of her song... So I didn't do a factcheck obviously - https://genius.com/artists/Mariya-chaykovskaya At the time, "Have A Nice Day" got a bunch of western media buzz. It's worth a watch I'd say - https://www.npr.org/2018/01/25/579763911/in-the-brutal-animated-film-have-a-nice-day-nobody-does Luna was called a "Bedpop" artist which is a cool name I think - https://luniana.bandcamp.com/ I'm glad Cosmo is expanding out and letting people know what order to read Wheel of Time in - https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/books/a38282040/the-wheel-of-time-books-best-order/ This statue of King Arthur is weird looking and I want to go visit there someday - https://mymodernmet.com/rubin-eynon-bronze-sculpture-gallos/

    1h 36m

  8. 09/01/2021

    Episode 42 - Hudson Valley GlacierBoyz (5/23/21)

    What's up Glibglobs? It's "Where in the World is Jacob?" time for Aulden as he's calling from a hot steamy car in an undisclosed location. Will Aulden be able to figure out the clues and dox his friend? Also these boys talk about the boyz, those of a Glacier variety. Yes, it's the Fan Controlled Football League, a twitch based experiment attempting to create a new way of watching football. Did it work? Eh. Lastly, Picks of the Week! Endnotes: Who knows if this will be functioning by the time the ep hits... But here's Fan Controlled Football! - https://www.fcf.io/ BIRP! (Formerly Blalock's Indie/Rock Playlist) - http://www.birp.fm/ Check out Silver Sands if you're ever around the area. - https://portal.ct.gov/DEEP/State-Parks/Parks/Silver-Sands-State-Park Canterbury Tales is still in Beta, so here's a link to Aulden's DriveThruRPG page! - https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/16989/Pendulum-Games Pen and Paper Football league, for those nerds who want to get beat up over not the normal things - https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/213129/Pen--Paper-Football Jomboy Media for your indepth baseball breakdowns - https://www.youtube.com/user/phshockey12

    1h 19m
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Listen to two guys (who used to) teach at a Canadian school in China talk about random stuff.

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  • Creator
    Jacob Schermerhorn
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2023
  • Episodes
    71
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    ยฉ Jacob Schermerhorn
  • Show Website
    Real Human Bings