Wine You Wish Upon A Star

Joe and Brenna Payo

In this silly Disney Fancast, a couple of grown adults make like medieval cartoon kings and scumps their way through Disney's most treasured animated features. Join us for some surprising retrospect and nostalgia, won't you?

  1. Episode 25 - Beauty and the Beast or… The Merciful End to Gaston’s Heart Disease

    06/27/2022

    Episode 25 - Beauty and the Beast or… The Merciful End to Gaston’s Heart Disease

    This is the tale of a very special individual, someone from a small provincial town of simpletons who stands out for their incredible drive, ambition, and literacy. Someone who finds love in the most unexpected of outcasts and will brave any obstacle to secure their love. We’re talking, of course… about Gaston. Be our guest as we proudly present Beauty and the Beast (1991). Try all the gray stuff such as:- A Boomspoon. Spoom.- Seriously, read between the lines, Gaston is a secret nerd and genius.- He’s also at extreme risk of heart disease due to his preposterous egg diet. - If your dishware gives you tasting recommendations, don’t eat that. Gross. - THE CHILD THAT DOOMED HIS STAFF TO ETERNAL TORMENT.- Belle’s uncharacteristic shows of massive upper arm strength.- Go watch Disney Movies and shows in other language tracks. Try it out!Featured Wine: Kiamie Rosé and Kiamie UnlockedSend us a Like on Facebook for further updates and discussion: https://www.facebook.com/WineYouWish/

    1h 17m
  2. Episode 24 - The Rescuers Down Under or… A Turdy Followup to a Plop of a First One

    08/09/2021

    Episode 24 - The Rescuers Down Under or… A Turdy Followup to a Plop of a First One

    I’m gonna level with you on this one…For the first time we attempted to record back-to-back episodes and with the combination of staying up way too late and imbibing two movies’ worth of spirits, this one got a little goofy. Honestly, it’s going to sound super edited because, well, half of it was unusable. But through the magic of post production, we are now presenting an undeservingly scathing review of a mostly forgettable movie. Think of it as free association podcast jazz, I guess. Anyway, here’s The Rescuers Down Under (1990).- Bernard and Bianca (not Rachel, not Bernice, not Valerie) are back at it again, supervising children as they rescue themselves.- Crime MacGruff the Poacher steals the boy.- Cody! No more adventures until you call your mom!- Joanna eats up movie time by eating eggs.- Nun mice have strapped down Wilbur for some very plot-heavy butt jokes.- Something something multiplane something something.- Yes, we can’t wait for Beauty and the Beast either.Featured Wine: Adelaida Pinot Noir

    32 min
  3. Episode 23 - Duck Tales the Movie or… The Aladdin Ripoff BEFORE Aladdin

    11/18/2020

    Episode 23 - Duck Tales the Movie or… The Aladdin Ripoff BEFORE Aladdin

    You know, life can sometimes resemble a torrential waterspout. And with fast automobiles, single file photons, and aviation machines, it can create an effect known colloquially as “Duck-blur”. Solve a mystery (or rewrite history) with us as we endure Duck Tales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990). Let’s unearth Collie Baba’s tomb to find:- Our favorite outdoor recreation - tracking and hunting railroad trains.- The epic family tree of Disney Ducks.- Holy moley, this movie moves along fast.- Oh Dijon… more treasures in your baggy parachute pants? - Don’t worry, marbles and scout handbooks solve everything. - A family friendly story featuring a villain responsible for obliterating entire civilizations. - And we have discovered the absolute strongest character in the entire pantheon of Disney heroes... Featured Wine: Decoy Pinot Noir from DuckhornSend us a Like on Facebook for further updates and discussion: https://www.facebook.com/WineYouWish/

    57 min

  4. 09/07/2020

    Episode 22 - The Little Mermaid or… Where Do Merfolk Come From?

    Look at this Podcast. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think we’ve had too much to drink? Ladies and gentlemen both above and below the water’s surface, we have finally ventured into the Disney Animation Renaissance with the induction of this classic tale of true love and teen angst… The Little Mermaid (1989) Dive in with us and hear our disembodied voices as we explore: - Being rescued by True Love’s… Swipsing? Kissming? - Fi$h Ke$ha returns! - The new shark-centric podcast: Gill You Scream Across the Screen - Ariel’s collection of human parts for the black market - Crazy mermaid upper body strength - Flounder is a secret troublemaker and a Jenga master - Brenna has an unhealthy attachment to Jodi Benson - Scuttle, the true master of sea and sky, commands all creatures Featured Wine: Hampton Water Rosé and White Girl Rosé Send us a Like on Facebook for further updates and discussion: https://www.facebook.com/WineYouWish/

    57 min

  5. 08/12/2020

    Episode 21 - Oliver and Company or… Sparky Likes to Run Outside

    Start spreading the news… we’re in that city that never sleeps to give Charles Dickens that modern 80s animal twist (pun intended) for 1988’s Oliver and Company. Drape on your finest sausage scarf and join our discussion of: - The day-ruining prospect of a horde of helium dogs slowly falling from the sky - Crime pyramid schemes that rely solely on animal labor - Endangered children whose names end in “-enny” - Georgette sparks the return of the Blue/Gold dress debate - Brenna’s home security precautions if pizza is not ordered - The violent villain death at the hands of Thomas the Tank Engine Featured Wine: Islands Mai Tais Send us a Like on Facebook for further updates and discussion: https://www.facebook.com/WineYouWish/

    40 min

  6. 07/31/2020

    Episode 20 - The Great Mouse Detective or… The Fart Air Balloon Chase

    The game is afoot! An inexplicably human-shaped foot on a 3-inch rodent. How do we know? Elementary, my dear Watso… I mean Dawson. For our next venture we're hot on the trail alongside… The Great Mouse Detective. Join along as we wield the power of deduction to discover: - Mouse Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Holes - The unforgivable act of sugar bowl double dipping - The Bye Felicia Bell - The villain’s massive corollary is gulped away - Questionable octopus anatomy - And our exclusive one-time game show: Guess The Renamed Classic Featured Wine: San Antonio Chianti Send us a Like on Facebook for further updates and discussion: https://www.facebook.com/WineYouWish/

    1h 8m

  7. 06/17/2020

    Episode 19 - The Black Cauldron or… The Blech Schmauldron

    In the beginning there was King Shmamadon of Primpletot and he was beset upon by a great evil from the Dark Lord Mlarlarlar who sought an enchanted Bimpygrog… Okay, so we’re not so great with hard fantasy names. But yet, here we are with The Black Cauldron (1985). Put on your +15 Wizard Robes and roll that icosahedron, while we DM your journey through: - Navigating the Labyrinthine Maze of Poor Pronunciation - Escaping the Dungeon with the help of Princess Aioli’s Ringtone - Solving the Tottering Tower of Ovarian Jenga - Braving the Suffocating Pit of Witch Cleavage - Facing an Army of Blurry Baloney Skeletons - Defeating the Final Boss: Smauchy the Kissing Sloth Featured Wine: Adelaida Pinot Noir Send us a Like on Facebook for further updates and discussion: https://www.facebook.com/WineYouWish/

    54 min

  8. 05/12/2020

    Episode 18 - The Fox and the Hound or... F!$H KE$HA!

    It’s that classic love story. Boy meets Dog. Girl meets Fox. Dog meets Fox. Boy chases Fox with a shotgun. Fox almost kills Dog’s friend. Girl abandons Fox. Dog hunts Fox. Fox fights Bear. Wait… that doesn’t sound right. But so it goes with The Fox and the Hound (1981). Sniff out the trail with us as we discover: - A matronly drag queen narrates the ordeal. - A skin kite to Neverland! - The multitude of birds and servants in 12 Days of Christmas. - The Jeff Goldblum Virus conspiracy. - FI$H KE$HA!!!! - Land Monstrose swipes left on Timber. - Don Bluth jumped the Disney ship at the right time. Featured Wine: Wild

    1 hr
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In this silly Disney Fancast, a couple of grown adults make like medieval cartoon kings and scumps their way through Disney's most treasured animated features. Join us for some surprising retrospect and nostalgia, won't you?

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  • Creator
    Joe and Brenna Payo
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2022
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Joe and Brenna Payo
  • Show Website
    Wine You Wish Upon A Star