The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. 22h ago

    God's Natural Diversity, Not Satan's Forced Diversity | Communism. Trump. Fuentes | HAKE Fri 11/6/26

    Finally some voters call! Netherlands, too! We talk communism, boomers, anger-blindness, Our Greatest President (Trump), and Our Future President (Fuentes). Article/Video: “What Trump Hath Wrought” The Hake Report, Friday, November 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, shoutouts * (0:03:11) Supers: Did he call me r—ist? 💰 * (0:07:06) Disclaim & Hey, guys! AJ original 🎶 * (0:09:17) Greggatron: King of the Hill? 📞 * (0:12:11) Greggatron: Evolution? Big Bang? * (0:12:58) Greggatron story: black gal voting directions * (0:15:05) Greggatron: Communism is human nature; boomers didn’t have it easy * (0:17:51) Greggatron: 8 black women win GA; Ancestors strong or weak? * (0:25:11) Greggatron doesn’t believe in racism anymore * (0:25:38) Greggatron: Independents messed us up; Our Future Prez * (0:31:28) Greggatron: Iran after midterms? Turning on Trump * (0:33:49) Pontjo: Dutch PM Rob Jetten surrogate child 📞 * (0:37:51) Pontjo: Flexing that Dems won, anger * (0:40:35) Pontjo: Moroccans & Palestinians in Netherlands, love for Jews & all, Edom is Europe? * (0:42:48) Pontjo from Suriname, Dutch territory, history * (0:47:47) Bright Lights 🎶 * (0:50:55) Supers 💰 * (1:01:43) Michael: Loyal to a fault? 📞 * (1:04:14) Michael: Trump on the ballot? * (1:07:46) Michael: What Trump Hath Wrought, per Jared Taylor * (1:13:52) Michael not impressed, young, passionate, idealistic * (1:20:30) Michael: Jesus & Trump * (1:24:24) David: Lawrence Welk; “Evil Woman” song; Casio 📞 * (1:27:03) David: Running mouth, advice for black friend? * (1:33:11) David: Georgia elected black leaders, bringing up “history” * (1:34:33) David voted; Iran war; * (1:37:43) David: Flood of earth; read Revelation, Daniel * (1:41:15) David: I feel their anger; BIBLE DENIER * (1:44:34) John in KY: Last days: Edom betrayed his brother; Bibi, the West 📞 * (1:47:36) John: SUNO AI song on End Times * (1:48:16) Mark: General sense 📞 END 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/11/6/hake-fri-11626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/444721 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/11/6/jlp-fri-11626 📺 TFS https://youtube.com/thefallenstatetv | https://rumble.com/TFS – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show ✈️ NICK https://linktr.ee/anchorbaby | https://youtube.com/nickstreams | https://rumble.com/americananchorbaby DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 11/6/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    God's Natural Diversity, Not Satan's Forced Diversity | Communism. Trump. Fuentes | HAKE Fri 11/6/26
  2. 1d ago

    Impatience Is Wrong | Musician Cancelled. Non-Voters! Honest Race Talk | HAKE Thu 11/5/26

    Is evolution Christian? More callers didn’t vote! Why not? Should a man correct his wife in front of kids? Are black Americans more honest about race? Is Trump the same as Democrats? Peace on earth? The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:50) Info may be false & Supers * (0:05:24) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 * (0:06:30) Meade: Midterms, Iran, JD Vance 📞 * (0:12:07) Meade: Secular Jews & evolution * (0:18:33) Meade: Canceled by music venue for online stuff * (0:24:35) Steve’n: Interracial, R-word, employment discrimination 📞 * (0:30:14) Steve’n: integration, correct wife in front kids, impatience * (0:38:29) Break: Coming up * (0:39:45) Gone - Bright Lights 🎶 * (0:42:46) Supers 💰 * (0:52:04) Allen: Honesty on race; Jefferson; Niger 📞 * (0:57:45) Allen: I did not vote * (1:07:47) James: Diesel prices 📞 * (1:14:37) James: Didn’t vote ‘24 or ‘26 * (1:19:30) James: Trump & Democrats the same? * (1:29:13) John in KY: Predictable; Christ; Peace on Earth 📞 * (1:37:40) John: Trump. I didn’t vote. Christ ain’t white * (1:39:28) Sion 📞 * (1:42:55) Sion: job opportunity up north * (1:47:34) Sion: Turmeric & black pepper * (1:49:51) Rob did not vote. “Two party” puppet pressure release 📞 * (1:52:37) Rob: Julian Brown wasn’t all that, Maze. END 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/11/5/hake-thu-11526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/443014 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/11/5/jlp-thu-11526 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show ✈️ NICK https://linktr.ee/anchorbaby | https://youtube.com/nickstreams | https://rumble.com/americananchorbaby DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Thu 11/5/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Impatience Is Wrong | Musician Cancelled. Non-Voters! Honest Race Talk | HAKE Thu 11/5/26
  3. 2d ago

    That’s a Shame | Voters. Non-Voters. Petty Issues. Iran. Epstein. Trump’s Fault? | HAKE Wed 11/4/26

    Hake callers didn’t vote & wouldn’t vote! Who botched the election: Trump? Or the voters (& non-voters)? Politics is petty, but you should vote (if you know what’s up). Church theology doesn’t work. The Hake Report returns, Wednesday, November 4, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) I’ve been out! * (0:01:08) Elections: Don’t get mad * (0:03:28) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:09) Zenny: Hake to blame? 📞 * (0:22:20) Zenny: Trump-Bibi defund Israel * (0:25:04) Brady: Too disrespectful, sorry 📞 * (0:28:08) Ross: Spending money to be right 📞 * (0:32:55) William 7: Being right; Didn’t vote! Trifling or Christian? 📞 * (0:50:21) Mark: Ppl fed up not voting, Republicans 📞 * (0:56:30) Mark: Church theology doesn’t work; lust, anger * (1:01:24) Mark: Petty politics, picking battles not fights; Suffer to wake up? * (1:09:15) Jake - Hake AI song 🎶 * (1:12:15) Supers: Gregg. “Ooga-booga”? Trump vs out-of-shape? 💰 * (1:22:42) Popcorn & more 💰 * (1:27:16) Supers 💰 * (1:31:25) Coco: Handsome! Johnny Wactor, actor shot ‘24, catalytic converter theft 📞 * (1:37:00) Coco: spirit of violence; I didn’t vote… * (1:46:37) Rick: Election feelings? 📞 * (1:52:00) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/11/4/maybe-hake-wed-11426 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/435197 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/11/4/jlp-wed-11426 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/11/4/punchie-tv-ep-112 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show ✈️ NICK https://linktr.ee/anchorbaby | https://youtube.com/nickstreams | https://rumble.com/americananchorbaby DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. MAYBE HAKE Wed 11/4/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    That’s a Shame | Voters. Non-Voters. Petty Issues. Iran. Epstein. Trump’s Fault? | HAKE Wed 11/4/26
  4. Oct 30

    Blind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? “Ooga-Booga.” Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26

    Attack on men: r— convictions. Did Jesus’ body rise from the dead? 3yo soccer player’s parents. “Robin Hood” socialism. Obama: Trump “Cheesecake Factory”? Is it evil to get violent when antagonized? The Hake Report, Friday, October 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:12) Earthrise; Disclaimer; Elections * (0:04:28) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:35) Michael: R Kelly, Alexander bros 📞 * (0:16:15) Michael: JC rose from dead? Cat kidney. Jewish religion * (0:24:43) Michael: Trump 💰 * (0:31:06) David: Alexander bros, r— 📞 * (0:36:53) David: Ooga-booga, anger & respect * (0:49:31) David: “Satan’s little season” end times theory * (0:53:25) Greggatron: 3yo soccer player, security, parents 📞 * (0:58:02) Greggatron; Robin Hood propaganda; economics, Elon * (1:05:21) Greggatron: Electricians support data centers; Anger & Christianity * (1:09:36) Estamos en el Norte (v 3) - Suno 🎶 * (1:12:11) Popcorn: Obama vs Trump: White House, Cheesecake Factory 💰 * (1:24:12) Supers 💰 * (1:28:40) Alex: Mirror to people I don’t like. Grid going down? 📞 * (1:31:44) Alex: Prepping, Anger used too broadly * (1:34:03) Ronnie: What people look like 📞 * (1:38:36) Ronnie: Antagonizing, asking for it, mirror to who I dislike * (1:47:02) Ronnie: Black & White Fatigue * (1:50:50) Rudy looking for AAB 📞 * (1:51:18) Rick likes Bibi cuz he’s manly 📞 * (1:53:44) Ross quick joke 📞 * (3:05:52) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/30/hake-fri-103026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/433341 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/30/jlp-fri-103026 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 10/30/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Blind Rage | Alexander Bros. Jesus Rose How? “Ooga-Booga.” Cheesecake Factory? | HAKE Fri 10/30/26
  5. Oct 29

    Pointing at Others | All Sinned? ‘Bitter Silence.’ Halloween. ‘Black Fatigue’? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26

    “Don’t point out blacks: it’s not all. All have sinned.” Typical take. DeMar DeRozan on X: dark room, bitter silence. “Black fatigue” is a made-up word for anger: A blind spot for white grievances? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 29, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:03:48) Supers 💰 * (0:10:36) Thanks, Jake 🎶 * (0:11:55) Shawn: All men. Blacks, pointing. 📞 * (0:20:33) Shawn: Is it a lie? Do you have to mention all? * (0:36:28) Shawn: Typical to say “not all” and “everybody” * (0:42:30) Supers: DeMar DeRozan, dark room, bitter silence 💰 * (0:50:08) Popcorn: “black fatigue” term critique 💰 * (0:59:43) Pilled: Team Names with s at the end 💰 * (1:00:31) Save My World - Bright Lights (Jon Parfitt) 🎶 * (1:03:54) Brady: All Hallow’s Eve is devilish 📞 * (1:13:30) Brady: Kushner rolling in the dough * (1:16:50) Brady: Stock up! Ukraine. Iran. * (1:19:23) Popcorn: “Inconsistency,” blind spot? 💰 * (1:27:08) Jules: How life arose, no working theory 💰 * (1:29:13) JC defending Shawn & “typical” 📞 * (1:36:30) JC: what “white fatigue” * (1:40:31) JC’s “black fatigue” about black people in the sunken place * (1:43:26) Maze: Anger is evil energy. Look at yourself. 📞 * (1:53:23) 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/29/hake-thu-102926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/431657 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/29/jlp-thu-102926 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Thu 10/29/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Pointing at Others | All Sinned? ‘Bitter Silence.’ Halloween. ‘Black Fatigue’? | HAKE Thu 10/29/26
  6. Oct 28

    Level-Headed | French Canadian. “Ugh” Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26

    French Canadian words. Renter text: “Ugh they are black.” Christians and Jews alike! Portland XX-XY protests. Eminem, Kid Rock, Kanye, Bush. Respect Trump doing a good job. God made life & evolution? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 28, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer! * (0:03:34) Good morning, Tim! 🎶 * (0:04:36) Cesar on In Too Deep 💰 * (0:06:49) Popcorn: on “Ugh” renter text 💰 * (0:14:56) Michael on French Canadian 💰 * (0:20:35) Brady: Lockwood, Relating to Jewish people, Hockey horrors 📞 * (0:30:52) Brady: Sensitive gals * (0:32:15) Brady: Grid going down? Kushner. Israel * (0:39:30) Terri: Portland Thorns XX-XY protest 📞 * (0:45:47) Terri: Militant suffrage history & victim activism * (0:49:39) Terri: Eminem, Kid Rock, Kanye on W. Protests * (0:56:30) William 7: Don’t call the President an idiot 📞 * (1:00:09) William 7: UN, uniting the nations, peacemaker * (1:05:48) William 7 Lore * (1:06:59) Mark 📞 bad phone * (1:09:16) Mark: Negativity. Trump’s work * (1:17:40) Love in a Perfect Way - Bright Lights (Connect) 🎶 * (1:20:15) John in KY: Forced integration? Bibi. No hate. 📞 * (1:29:39) John: Jewish and Christian values & criticism * (1:34:43) Supers: Evolution, Don’t be surprised. Discrimination. Un oeuf 💰 * (1:42:03) Supers: Trump citizenship; Revelation 💰 * (1:43:25) Ross truths 📞 * (1:50:25) Supers 💰 Did evolution start life? Liking “racism” stories * (1:53:27) Rick: Dems offer what? 📞 END 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/28/hake-wed-102826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/430062 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/28/jlp-wed-102826 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/10/28/punchie-tv-ep-111 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Wed 10/28/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Level-Headed | French Canadian. “Ugh” Text. Christians Like Jews. Respect Trump | HAKE Wed 10/28/26
  7. Oct 27

    Missing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers’ Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26

    What “antichrist” means. “Have a heart” trap stories. Electric wristwatches bad? Miracles: Would God violate His own laws of nature? “Curse of Ham”?! 3yo soccer parents. Fathers’ love & Billy Corgan. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 27, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer & News: Israel, USA votes * (0:04:35) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:55) Allen: “Antichrist(s)” spirit; JLP chapter on black women 📞 * (0:13:00) Allen: Alaska life, trapping, Havahart trap * (0:20:05) Allen: Conspiracy theory, Tell a lie to make war * (0:23:15) Allen: health, electric watch, phones, by body * (0:25:25) Maze: 3yo too good, or pushing, call cops? 📞 * (0:35:49) Maze: Curse of Ham? No, anger. Love the sun? * (0:37:35) Shawn: Discoveries, Noah’s Ark… people’d run to God? 📞 * (0:50:32) Shawn: Evolution creation? Fire by Night, Mana from Heaven * (0:57:22) Shawn: Solomon wisdom * (0:59:24) Alex: Christian Olympics, deny the world? 📞 * (1:04:43) Alex: Picture of white young man ‘57 * (1:10:29) Alex: Mashawn Lynch, John. Ronnie, Sway 📞 * (1:12:00) Coffees: French Connection 💰 * (1:17:39) Popcorn: Obama divided? JLP take; Daddy didn’t leave; Billy Corgan 💰 * (1:26:28) Billy Corgan on his dad 🧐 * (1:31:13) Supers: Curse of Ham?! 💰 * (1:33:54) William 7 was bad at sports, except once 📞 * (1:36:43) William 7: “Defending Epstein”? No, we don’t know! Facts, factors * (1:40:45) William 7: Thanksgiving, politics & religion, entertainment & sports * (1:46:12) Brady: Important topics, Love your enemy 📞 * (1:52:44) CJ in WA: Hi, your mods blocked me. 📞 * (1:53:32) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/27/hake-tue-102726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/428325 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/27/jlp-tue-102726 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Tue 10/27/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Missing Factors | Trapping. God vs Nature? 3yo Soccer Parents. Fathers’ Love | HAKE Tue 10/27/26
  8. Oct 26

    Do I Have a Little Integrity? | Méchant. Kushner Conspiracies. Trump for USA | HAKE Mon 10/26/26

    French protests: “I’m not méchant!” Jared Kushner “conspiracies.” AZ & AK wildlife. Trump on Nicki Minaj? Do I have integrity? Believe in innocence? Epstein: biggest story today? Grading presidents? The Hake Report, Monday, October 26, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:01:36) AP is far left? News: war, midterm campaign * (0:05:53) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:07:19) Michael 💰 France: I’m not méchant, I’m black man * (0:15:44) Pilled: Psalm 144: 11, Cyberbullying 💰 * (0:18:03) Brady: AI / SI, psychiatry 📞 * (0:22:49) Brady: Jared Kushner * (0:29:00) Brady: Why judge if I don’t know? “Coyotes.” Mountain lion, 180lb * (0:39:35) Carver: Psychology 💰 Popcorn: Grading a president? * (0:49:10) Klondike: Lynx! Trapping, bear, Arctic Circle, Alaska 📞 * (1:03:00) Klondike: Kushner: Albania, 666 Fifth Ave * (1:09:35) Mark: Conspiracy theories, therapy, military 📞 * (1:17:17) Mark: Leading vs mama spirit & ego * (1:21:14) Mark: psychology behind conspiracy * (1:22:28) John in KY: Trump ON Nicky Minaj; Epstein, Wars 📞 * (1:39:57) John: Trump fall from grace * (1:43:59) Popcorn: Standard: person & right/wrong & Cesar: Wilding, Wilin’ 💰 * (1:49:46) Coco: Anger, conspiracy, Roe v Wade doc 📞 * (1:53:40) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/26/hake-mon-102626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/424136 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/26/jlp-mon-102626 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Mon 10/26/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Do I Have a Little Integrity? | Méchant. Kushner Conspiracies. Trump for USA | HAKE Mon 10/26/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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