The Hake Report

James Anton Hake
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

  1. 1d ago

    Mind Trap | Haters. Pork. Epstein. God & Sacrifice? Rabbi Wisdom. Nidal Hasan | HAKE Fri 10/9/26

    Trump detractors cheer against America! Visa crackdown. Why not eat pig? “Epstein” mind trap. God against blood sacrifice? Marriage, love. Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi. Nidal Hasan livestream?! Black voices. The Hake Report, Friday, October 9, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer, shoutouts * (0:04:04) AJ Gallardo original theme song 🎶 * (0:05:49) David: Trucker health 📞 * (0:09:34) David: Trump detractors cheering against America! * (0:12:49) David: Sonderling, Vance, corp visa crackdown * (0:17:20) William 7: 6yo boy shot teacher, women 📞 * (0:23:28) William: spirit in pig: unthankfulness, sitcom idea * (0:29:03) Alex: Epstein & Q, Conspiracy mind traps, blabberer 📞 * (0:41:00) Alex: Why the blood in Christianity & Bible? * (0:46:56) Steve’n: Sally. Integration. Babies. Education. 📞 * (1:07:56) Break in the System - Bright Lights 🎶 * (1:10:41) Supers 💰 * (1:14:30) Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi, The Fallen State * (1:18:42) Supers: Michael, Pocporon: Nidal Hasan 💰 * (1:29:17) Popcorn: AI vs SI threat, more 💰 * (1:34:47) Terri: “I’m good.” Black voice recognition 📞 * (1:40:12) Rick: Nidal Hasan, Fort Hood 📞 * (1:49:26) Allen: Pigs, God’s cleanup crew; Livestreaming? 📞 * (1:51:24) Brady 📞 * (1:53:25) Popcorn: Purpose of watching execution? 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/9/hake-fri-10926 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/402518 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/9/jlp-fri-10926 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 10/9/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Mind Trap | Haters. Pork. Epstein. God & Sacrifice? Rabbi Wisdom. Nidal Hasan | HAKE Fri 10/9/26

  2. 2d ago

    Don’t Get Nasty | 6yo Badmouthing Cops. Trump Accounts? Small Price? ‘EpSteiN’? | HAKE Thu 10/8/26

    Bodycam: 6yo shooter badmouthed cops! Iran "small price to pay": gas prices, not cities. Spectator fantasy politics: ridiculous "Epstein" assumptions. Skip Trump Accounts because market gonna fail? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 8, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer * (0:03:53) Jake sings Hake 🎶 * (0:06:56) David in TX: “Man.” Dinner. CA politics “atrocious.” 📞 * (0:10:27) David: 6yo boy shot teacher, VA school, 2023 bodycam released * (0:18:00) David: 6yo memories * (0:21:05) David: Saved yourself a lot of grief * (0:23:10) Supers: Greggatron 💰 * (0:28:34) Trump Nebraska clip: Small price to pay * (0:31:20) Supers: Rabbi 💰 * (0:37:11) John in KY: white friends? Trump Accounts, Dell lady 📞 * (0:45:05) Trump Accounts per the AI * (0:48:20) Supers 💰 Switching places * (0:50:58) Klondike in AK: Hilton for CA 📞 * (1:11:30) Brady 📞 * (1:13:56) Zenny: Epstein is great or what 📞 * (1:22:16) Living in a delusion * (1:23:33) William III: Trump Accounts, BHI 📞 * (1:29:04) William III: Canada, AI, Data Centers, property value * (1:31:48) Mark: Believing thoughts, Football & politics, vanity 📞 * (1:41:56) Popcorn on right to vote: parents, women 💰 Supers * (1:47:54) Allen: insults uncomfortable, creepy, narrow focus 📞 * (1:49:25) Allen: distrust Trump Accounts? Shotgun approach * (1:52:15) Doomer thoughts… Adios, America! 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/8/hake-thu-10826 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/400816 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/8/jlp-thu-10826 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Thu 10/8/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Don’t Get Nasty | 6yo Badmouthing Cops. Trump Accounts? Small Price? ‘EpSteiN’? | HAKE Thu 10/8/26

  3. 3d ago

    Making 'God' In Man's Image | Pro-West Jews. Vengeful Prophecies. Bible Theories | HAKE Wed 10/7/26

    Jewish speakers against mass immigration into the West. Religious leaders for vengeful “God”! Flood, Nephilim & Revelation narratives? Blasphemy of Spirit? Bible: Love enemy. Trump: L.A., San Diego? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 7, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:04) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:55) J’s our friends * (0:12:04) This reminded me of angry BHI and more * (0:19:20) Hebrew: Muslim refugees to Muslim countries; Squeaky wheels * (0:22:16) Huey P Newton, Black Panthers were communist?! Squeaky wheels * (0:24:54) Brady 📞 * (0:38:08) Brady: The Flood * (0:46:56) Brady: Houthis, pre-Irish Jesus * (0:52:39) Brady: Jesus * (0:58:52) The 4 O O - Bright Lights 🎶 * (1:02:02) David: Nephilim, Flood, Sons of God, blasphemy 📞 * (1:10:57) David: Second temple, sacrifice * (1:16:43) David: 70 AD, Jesus, John, Revelation * (1:21:05) David: So much deception * (1:23:41) David: Revelation real? What about love? * (1:29:18) David: Love per the Bible * (1:33:31) John: Trump on L.A. & San Diego; Jesus & peace 📞 * (1:43:31) Supers 💰 END 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/7/hake-wed-10726 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/399282 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/7/jlp-wed-10726 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/10/7/punchie-tv-ep-107 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Wed 10/7/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Making 'God' In Man's Image | Pro-West Jews. Vengeful Prophecies. Bible Theories | HAKE Wed 10/7/26

  4. 4d ago

    All Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26

    Trump EO on diesel. Meat & healthy diet. Jewish friends & haters. AI & critical thinking? Lin Yen Chin wisdom. Are you a bat or ball, all over the place? We don’t fear Steve Urkel! Bibi pops the mic? The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer & Trump “small price” to lose L.A.? * (0:05:50) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:06:57) KY James: no-tax dye diesel EO 📞 * (0:21:45) CNN on diesel EO 🧐 * (0:24:22) Brady: meat & health diet 📞 * (0:34:24) Brady Covid jab conspiracy * (0:36:30) Brady on Israel * (0:41:23) Brady: Throwing them out won’t help! * (0:50:34) William 7: Daniel ate veggies, hiring betas 📞 * (0:55:30) William 7: Eating, God, animals’ spirit * (1:00:14) Acts 11, 48 Hours * (1:02:34) Supers: Nolan Wells 💰 * (1:08:05) Oso, Hakey Music 🎶 Justice for Nolan * (1:11:52) Coffees... Popcorn: Critical thinking 💰 * (1:21:16) LYC: breathing, OODA loops, amalgamated senses, 4-stroke overload 💰 * (1:26:13) Ross: bat or ball? Tree, letter, number 📞 * (1:35:50) Maze: Urkel 📞 * (1:42:56) Alex & Maze: Gun in face, afraid 📞 * (1:49:18) Alex: Bibi pops the mic 📞 * (1:52:07) Rick 📞 * (1:54:41) Supers tomorrow 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/6/hake-tue-10626 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/397670 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/6/jlp-tue-10626 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Tue 10/6/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    All Over the Place | Diesel. Diet. Israel Love. Bat or Ball. Urkel & Fear | HAKE Tue 10/6/26

  5. 5d ago

    Can’t Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26

    Can or should you imagine yourself in the situation to help decide policy? Innocent men executed? False convictions: Central Park 5 & Trump’s ad. Quebec politics. Black voices & racial understanding. The Hake Report, Monday, October 5, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:21) Disclaimer * (0:03:13) Hey, guys! * (0:04:53) LYC requests: to come 💰 * (0:07:12) Popcorn: Put yourself in the scenario 💰 * (0:10:22) Eric: AI drawings💰 * (0:13:42) Popcorn: put yourself in scenario of punishment 💰 * (0:17:39) Grok on innocent men executed? * (0:24:46) His paintings * (0:26:00) Google on innocent men * (0:27:58) Google false convictions * (0:31:35) Central Park 5 * (0:35:23) Trump Death Penalty full page ad * (0:37:14) Michael: Quebec politics 📞 * (0:51:05) Michael: Jewish rabbi 7 rules, learning about it * (0:58:04) Alex in CA: black voices, denying differences 📞 * (1:04:18) Alex: Heavy Metal Toxins, 6G, microwave us all * (1:06:55) John in KY vs Alex: bottom of society? 📞 * (1:11:29) John vs Alex: Why do y’all; Nolan Wells, Iryna Zarutska * (1:15:09) John vs Alex: Y’all don’t have your own voice? * (1:17:53) “Without Your Love” - Bright Lights 🎶 LYC climbing * (1:23:44) Canada on Bishnoi Gang; Nostril; Nigel Farage * (1:31:36) LYC tip on alignment * (1:34:15) Supers 💰 * (1:38:48) Ross: Black Walnut, Chesnut, mixed metaphors 📞 * (1:45:30) Brady: Iran drones threat. Forgave? Hakub 📞 * (1:52:31) Rick: Young people’s rebellion 📞 * (1:54:54) Last Supers & closing 💰 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/5/hake-mon-10526 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/394075 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/5/jlp-mon-10526 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Mon 10/5/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Can’t Imagine | Innocent Men Executed? False Convictions? Quebec Politics | HAKE Mon 10/5/26

  6. Oct 2

    Rumors | Don’t Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26

    Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don’t sue, don’t fight. Trump’s Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment? The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:01:42) Did you hear... Tish James; Kim Klacik * (0:08:57) Hey, guys! AJ Gallardo original / Complaining 🎶 * (0:12:39) Greggatron: Trump SI, prez 📞 * (0:23:15) Gregg: Christa Pike failed execution 30 years later * (0:34:35) Greggatron: s/o Misfit Nation * (0:36:40) Michael: Charlie Kirk glazing 📞 * (0:48:05) Michael: Israel prepared. Biden “based” past. * (0:52:45) Michael: JD Vance, Gavin Newsom, up-and-comers * (0:57:02) Michael: Have you forgiven? 💰Supers: JLP 6’5”? No. * (1:02:16) Eric for John in KY on Nolan Wells and black belief 💰 * (1:06:33) Popcorn: Capital Punishment, evin given rare innocent? 💰 * (1:17:39) Other supers: LYC, Pilled 💰 * (1:20:23) Come Out - Bright Lights - Summer Fire 🎶 * (1:23:35) Ross: Camelot or Oz? 📞 * (1:33:47) Ross: JLP understand or lost? (SORRY ALEX) * (1:43:05) TFS: Kim Klacik... “Catching a stray” death penalty? * (1:52:33) Rick 📞 * (1:55:07) Adios, America! 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/2/hake-fri-10226 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/rumors-dont-sue-charlie-kirk-loved 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/2/jlp-fri-10226 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE Fri 10/2/26 VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Rumors | Don’t Sue. Charlie Kirk Loved Israel. Capitol Punishment Errors? | HAKE Fri 10/2/26

  7. Oct 1

    Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26

    Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn’t died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaim * (0:04:15) Hey, guys! 🎶 * (0:05:22) Christa Pike survived * (0:09:15) Shoutout to FlyDubai captain * (0:12:01) Zenny: We must protect info 📞 * (0:21:45) Zenny: IG posts * (0:28:45) Zenny: Bibi; Charlie Kirk * (0:36:24) Zenny... UK bail discrepancy * (0:41:59) John: R— claims. Scruples. 📞 * (0:47:32) John: World better if Jesus weren’t crucified? * (1:01:24) William 7: being Jewish, not reviling 📞 * (1:07:15) William: Ephesians 3. Am I crazy? Counseling * (1:10:04) Ross: Part Tree, part animal 📞 * (1:17:02) Chat shoutout, Natalee Holloway * (1:23:53) K— Train Boogie - Pinocchio’s Helicopter * (1:26:49) Popcorn: AI to SI 💰 * (1:34:04) Alex Karp explains AI * (1:37:29) Supers, Coffees 💰 * (1:39:14) Pilled 💰 * (1:47:58) Popcorn: valid concerns of AI? 💰 * (1:54:29) Candace Farmer 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/1/hake-thu-10126 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/390894 👨🏾‍🦲 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/1/jlp-thu-10126 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Are All My Callers Crazy? | Charlie Kirk. Israel. Jesus. AI. Cornell 7. Candace | HAKE Thu 10/1/26

  8. Sep 30

    Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26

    Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice. The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Disclaimer * (0:02:04) Sarah “Huckabee” Sanders * (0:03:22) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 * (0:05:00) David, Ocala: In it for the take? Iran 📞 * (0:13:06) David: Being into race, anger * (0:19:45) David: State trooper killed traffic stop TN * (0:22:40) David: Near-accident personal story * (0:25:50) David: Jake Husdon country rap song; Reasons for anger * (0:28:55) David on personal bias * (0:30:12) David: Angry rush to danger, as I get older * (0:38:50) David: Country totally declined * (0:40:16) Supers 💰 * (0:50:20) Popcorn 💰 pro-AI / SI propaganda * (0:58:33) Q: If AI does our productivity we become consumer 💰 * (0:59:45) Jake Husdon - SUNO ai song for Hake 🎶 * (1:02:53) Q: Will ai take our meanings 💰 * (1:07:32) David, TX: euphoric recall, ridiculous 📞 * (1:11:13) David: Ecclesiastes 1: 11, no one remembers * (1:14:01) David: Good old days? * (1:18:51) David: Iran situation, we’re spoiled * (1:23:27) David: listen to boomers, wise, left-right * (1:26:50) Alex: Moon vs stars 📞 * (1:31:51) Alex against AI music * (1:35:31) Alex: right, wrong and black * (1:37:15) Alex acting like whom you hate * (1:37:57) John, KY: Nonviolent Tom Tom doesn’t belong in prison 📞 * (1:42:55) John: Silent Prayer in the Bible * (1:47:56) Maze: being a hater or not 📞 * (1:54:35) Outro 👋 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/30/hake-wed-93026 🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/388916 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/30/jlp-wed-93026 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/9/30/punchie-tv-ep-107 – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. HAKE VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

    Nobody Remembers | Anger & Identity. Coolheaded Boomer Wisdom. Criminal Justice? | HAKE Wed 9/30/26
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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. thehakereport.substack.com

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  • Creator
    James Anton Hake
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
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