The Chris Michaels Show

Chris Michaels

I'm irreverent, witty, and a lovable fuzzball. I give you cutting edge commentary, sprinkled with common sense, on why humans come first and your politics comes second.

  1. 1d ago

    UFO Thursday: Nazis, MJ12, and Nixon

    It’s the Chris Michaels Show — even on sabbatical, one raw, unfiltered variety hour packed into a tight run-through of everything that matters right now.The House just passed the NDAA with Section 219: a provision that expands and accelerates the full integration of U.S. and Israeli military technology, supply chains, defense industrial capacity, and intelligence sharing. American military funding is now explicitly tied to Israel’s funding. More intel flows straight to the Mossad. Chris calls it what it is — treason. Politicians more loyal to a foreign lobby than their own country keep giving Netanyahu and Israel everything they want. Trump 2.0 isn’t MAGA. It’s Israel First. Miriam Adelson still steers the ship.Trump has vowed to destroy an Iranian bridge or power plant every time shipping is attacked in the Strait of Hormuz. Iran is already hitting desalination plants in Kuwait (UAE next) and warning that if civilian infrastructure is targeted, they’ll turn the entire Middle East dark — no more oil exports, no more desalination. Iran has spent decades hollowing out granite mountains into hardened missile cities and weapons factories that conventional strikes can’t touch. A ten-year bombing campaign, sabotage, special forces, possible ground invasion? The host lays out why the U.S. stands almost zero chance without exotic, nuclear, chemical, biological, or even stranger technology. Strategic bombers launching from England with tankers in the sky raise the nuclear and “rods from God” questions. The same administration green-lights Saudi Arabia for nuclear energy while denying Iran even civilian enrichment under the NPT — pure hypocrisy while Israel’s Dimona arsenal goes unmentioned.No real change on Epstein files, vaccine mandates, mRNA gene therapies, election integrity, or open borders. Transparency without accountability. RFK Jr. is now fully on board claiming Israel is doing the “exact opposite of a genocide.” Israeli Religious Zionism politicians celebrate Americans spilling blood while they annex the West Bank and Gaza.To round it out — UFO Thursday. The Trump administration drops a fourth tranche of documents. Jeffrey P. Cruikshank digs up a 1949 meeting with Dr. Lincoln LaPaz, Los Alamos director Norris Bradbury, Edward Teller, and others discussing green fireballs. When asked about possible German experiments, LaPaz casually references Nazi “stations in space” — and no one in the room objects. Roswell’s first response was calling in Operation Paperclip German plasma scientists. Dark Journalist’s interview with one of Nixon’s plumbers: Nixon confirmed a captured extraterrestrial in U.S. custody revealing ancient temple secrets, multi-planetary operations, and technology that makes Star Trek look antique. Extra-dimensional. Time. Creation itself. A newly released Majestic-12 fragment details the contingency for an alien invasion: subversive agents, infiltration, engineered chaos to destroy public trust, then authoritarian takeover against the will of the people — Rockefellers and Rothschilds named. The pattern looks familiar in today’s color revolutions and endless crises.

  2. 5d ago

    Special Guest: Ryan Gable

    🚨 Fort Knox gold? “Trust us, it’s all there” — or just another AI-generated psyop? Ryan Gable returns for a raw, no-holds-barred deep dive into the gaslighting machine we call reality.In this explosive quarterly episode of The Chris Michaels Show, historian and author Ryan Gable joins Chris to dismantle the official narratives on everything from U.S. bullion “present and accounted for” to the shifting UFO disclosure script (from fuzzy pictures to “biologics” and breeding programs). They expose the occult name games in high places (Ana Paulina Luna/Meyerhofer, Michael Kratzios/Kratos, Sam Altman/Samael), Jordan Peterson’s revisionist claims about the Ten Commandments and “Jewish literacy,” and the far older legal/moral codes that predate Moses by millennia.Gable and Chris connect the dots on Freemasonry infiltration (Pope Leo XIII’s Humanum Genus), the Kabbalistic roots of modern surveillance tech (Palantir, Flock cameras, Shield AI), Peter Thiel’s “Christian vampire” obsessions, and the Mossad-filtered intel feeding U.S. decisions on Iran. They lay bare the scripted world of influencers, AI delegation of critical thought, and the real “mark of the beast” system rolling out in plain sight.From daylight savings time weirdness and radio-style acting to Alexander Tytler’s cycle of democracy-to-bondage, this is history, occultism, geopolitics, and raw skepticism at its finest. If you’re tired of “trust us” statements with zero evidence, this episode is for you.

  3. Jul 17

    UFO Thursday: The Deros

    On this UFO Thursday episode, Chris continues exploring the Inner Earth and Agartha, picking up where last week’s episode left off. He dives into the idea of Agartha as a subterranean empire — a continuation of the lost civilization of Atlantis whose inhabitants occasionally surface to guide or oversee humanity.Chris examines the famous Shaver Mystery, first popularized in a 1951 Life Magazine article, which described the Deros (Detrimental Robots) — a race of malformed, malicious subhuman beings living in vast underground cities that were once part of Lemuria. According to the mystery, these beings were left behind when their advanced master race fled the Earth and now use ancient technology — including telepathy rays, remote control devices, dream machines, and flying saucers — to harass and torment surface dwellers.He draws powerful connections between the Shaver Mystery and Zulu oral history from Credo Mutwa, noting striking similarities in the descriptions of degenerate beings, soulless golems, and the origins of evil. Chris also links these accounts to modern phenomena like Havana Syndrome and questions whether some of our most advanced (and secret) technology may actually originate from breakaway civilizations beneath the Earth rather than from extraterrestrials.The episode challenges the mainstream “disclosure” narrative, suggesting that what we’re really dealing with may not be aliens from distant planets, but advanced humanoids who have remained on Earth for millennia — hidden underground. Lemuria is presented as the more spiritual counterpart to the technological Atlantis, and the Deros are portrayed as the degenerate remnants left behind.

  4. Jul 16

    Voting Chicanery in New York?! Never...

    On this episode of The Chris Michaels Show, Chris starts with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s claim that every ounce of gold at Fort Knox is accounted for — over one trillion dollars’ worth — while offering zero photos or independent verification. “Pics or it didn’t happen,” Chris says.From there he moves into Todd Blanche’s confirmation hearing comments on the Epstein files, particularly the suspiciously thin records around August and September 2001, and what those files might actually reveal about the real power structure.Chris lays out his core thesis: the world is not run by governments or elected politicians. It is run by a transnational technocratic elite that views politicians as window dressing and uses tools like AIPAC, Palantir, and AI surveillance systems to maintain control. He heavily criticizes Palantir CEO Alex Karp for openly describing his company as “the tip of the spear in a war for control” and threatening anyone who leaks information about their operations.The episode also covers the ongoing use of depleted uranium in Gaza and Lebanon, the long-term fallout and birth defects that will make those areas uninhabitable for years, and Israeli settlers simply waiting for the cleanup before moving in.Chris breaks down Ursula von der Leyen’s push for mandatory digital ID to access social media in the EU — sold as protecting children but clearly the next step toward a full social credit system and restricted movement. He also highlights Naomi Wolf’s analysis of the recent New York election showing how double-voting for the same candidate on different party lines was allowed and counted.The show closes with a look at 40,000 university professors currently on H-1B visas (72% from India) and how the American worker continues to be replaced while the system protects the technocratic class.Raw, unfiltered, and straight to the point — this is The Chris Michaels Show.

  5. Jul 15

    Did Trump Admit to Using Nukes?

    On this episode of The Chris Michaels Show, Chris dives deep into Donald Trump’s explosive admission that he used a nuclear weapon on Iran back in March — and what that really reveals about the current state of warfare.Chris breaks down Trump’s comments from two Fox News interviews, the shift toward a new “Don Roe” doctrine where tactical and low-yield nukes are now openly on the table, and why the old mutually assured destruction playbook no longer applies. He also covers Victor Bout’s warning on Alex Jones that Russia is preparing limited strikes on NATO countries (specifically Germany, England, and France) to force the West to back off its support for Ukraine.The conversation then turns to the Middle East powder keg: Netanyahu’s speech in Dimona where he strongly implied Israel’s next response to Iran will be dramatically more powerful, the massive turnout at the Khomeini funeral that shocked Western observers, and the escalating conflict in the Straits of Hormuz — including tanker attacks, rumors of a potential U.S. move on Karg Island, and Iran’s Republican Guard declaring they will allow zero oil exports while fighting continues.Chris pulls no punches criticizing the intelligence Trump is reportedly receiving, the push to target Iranian civilian infrastructure, and the broader strategy of regime change through bombing. He also addresses the domestic fallout, including new BLS data showing the vast majority of recent U.S. job gains going to foreign-born workers and women, while American men — especially citizens — are being systematically sidelined, aided by AI resume screening.The episode wraps with two rare positive developments: the Senate voting down the NDAA provision that would have locked Israel into the U.S. defense budget, and New York Governor Kathy Hochul imposing a one-year pause on new data centers due to their massive strain on energy and water resources.

  6. Jul 14

    Conspiracy Monday: Lindsay Graham, Mitch McConnell, and Donald Trump

    On this Conspiracy Monday episode, Chris Michaels dives headfirst into the sudden death of Senator Lindsey Graham — or as he calls him, “Gramnesty.”Graham was reportedly in Kiev touring one of Zelensky’s secret drone manufacturing facilities when Russian missiles struck the exact location with zero warning. He also allegedly stayed at a high-profile hotel packed with NATO commanders that was leveled in the same barrage. Official story? Sudden illness from a heart condition. Chris isn’t buying it.He lays out why the Russian strike theory makes more sense than the wild claims circulating online that Mossad pulled off the hit as a “message” to Donald Trump. The episode also covers the suspiciously coordinated social media scripts pushing Nikki Haley to take Graham’s Senate seat, a very personal and explicit eulogy from transgender activist Jesse James Rose, Netanyahu’s immediate appearance on Fox News pushing deeper U.S.-Israel military integration, and the strange timing of Mitch McConnell’s latest health scare.Chris then unpacks another explosive rumor from the weekend: Trump allegedly switched at the last minute from the Qatari-donated “new Air Force One” to the old plane because the Qatari jet had been sabotaged for an assassination attempt. Pre-written mainstream articles about the crash, dead man’s switch threats, and who would actually benefit from Trump’s death all get the full treatment.Raw, unfiltered, and wide open as always.

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I'm irreverent, witty, and a lovable fuzzball. I give you cutting edge commentary, sprinkled with common sense, on why humans come first and your politics comes second.

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