You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast

Joelle & Parry You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast
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A married couple's quest to rectify the wrongs of their partner never seeing culturally relevant movies. (Mostly 1980s, but we dabble in other decades.) The Crime Files specifically examines crime movies and their impact upon societal perceptions of law enforcement.

  1. Girls Just Want To Have Fun (1985) - "I don't know where to begin. This is really embarrassing. I'm pretty boring."

    11/06/2025

    Girls Just Want To Have Fun (1985) - "I don't know where to begin. This is really embarrassing. I'm pretty boring."

    A military brat of rebellion age, encouraged by a new bad influence bestie, indulges her desire to pass gymnastics off as dancing by teaming up with a "young" man (with an aversion to shirts with sleeves) to audition for a spot on the world famous Dance TV. Parry - "This movie almost broke the podcast." Joelle - "It completely broke me."

    1h 19m
  2. Crime Files - Ep 8 LIVE at ASC - Se7en (1995) - "This is not even my desk."

    09/30/2025

    Crime Files - Ep 8 LIVE at ASC - Se7en (1995) - "This is not even my desk."

    An angry man remembers that you can check books out of the library and it helps him catch a serial killer. This episode was recorded LIVE at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) 78th Annual Conference in Philadelphia, PA in November of 2023. Our very special guests are (in no specific order): Caroline Comerford, M.S. - Founder, CVC Consulting Adam Stern, Ph.D - Associate Professor, Curry College

    1h 21m
  3. Fast Forward (1985) - "We've got to get awesome!"

    07/28/2025 ·  VIDEO

    Fast Forward (1985) - "We've got to get awesome!"

    The Adventurous Eight run away from Sandusky, Ohio hoping to make it in the Big Apple. Parry - "The first dance battle is like Gem and the Holograms vs The Misfits!" Joelle - "Man, you're gonna f**k up this movie for me."

    1h 31m
  4. Crime Files - Ep 7 Almost LIVE at ASC - American Psycho (2000) - "I simply am not there" - Ep C7

    11/15/2023

    Crime Files - Ep 7 Almost LIVE at ASC - American Psycho (2000) - "I simply am not there" - Ep C7

    This episode was scheduled for recording at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) Annual Conference in November 2022. However, due to unavoidable circumstances, it was rescheduled as a Zoom recording on August 30, 2023. Our very special guests are: Caroline Comerford, M.S. - Founder, CVC Consulting Adam Stern, Ph.D - Associate Professor, Curry College

    1h 50m
  5. Sing (1989) - "Honey, you do not know what this Italian butt is capable of!"

    08/24/2022

    Sing (1989) - "Honey, you do not know what this Italian butt is capable of!"

    Brooklyn Central High School has just one more chance to sing their heart out. Parry - "SING!" Joelle "Nanananananananananaaaaaaaaa"

    1h 18m
  6. Crime Files - LIVE at ASC: Zodiac (2007) - "It's very real. How do I know? Because I saw it on TV!"

    06/08/2022

    Crime Files - LIVE at ASC: Zodiac (2007) - "It's very real. How do I know? Because I saw it on TV!"

    This episode was recorded LIVE at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) 76th Annual Conference in Chicago, IL on November 1th, 2021. Our very special guests are: Caroline Comerford, M.S. - Founder, CVC Consulting Adam Stern, Ph.D - Associate Professor, Curry College

    1h 18m
  7. Gremlins (1984) "I told ya we shoulda got a Zenith"

    03/04/2022

    Gremlins (1984) "I told ya we shoulda got a Zenith"

    A boy receives a a surprisingly good Christmas gift, in the form of a living creature no one has seen before, from his usually disappointing Dad. However, when the little monster's spawn destroy the town and ruin Christmas, the gift turns out to be as disappointing as his Dad and his lousy inventions. Joelle - "The Gremlins scare me more than serial killers." Parry - "(In Ralph Parker voice) I don't think Gremlins make a very good Christmas gift."

    1h 11m
  8. Ep: 37 - Children of the Corn (1984) - "I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter 'C'"

    11/03/2021

    Ep: 37 - Children of the Corn (1984) - "I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter 'C'"

    They Like Corn! Parry: "Outlander! I have your vaccine!" Joelle - "You need a weapon. You need something to 'juk' people in the eye cause your man done left you!"

    1h 15m
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A married couple's quest to rectify the wrongs of their partner never seeing culturally relevant movies. (Mostly 1980s, but we dabble in other decades.) The Crime Files specifically examines crime movies and their impact upon societal perceptions of law enforcement.

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