45 episodes

Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks?

Monster Crush Monster Crush

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 12 Ratings

Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks?

    Winter Wonderland Update

    Winter Wonderland Update

    Fear not: nothing bad this way comes! Derek and Heaven-Leigh give a brief life update and the plans to continue the show in the new year, hotter and heavier than ever! This time, the hiatus is actually planned, which shows we are growing. And maybe we'll get a Nectar sponsorship out of this. Nectar, get at us! CW: night terrors

    Special thanks to our super producer, Richard, and Alexander Geiszler, who wrote our theme (Instagram: @churboje)

    • 34 min
    Date 43 - FROM THE VAULT - Ohio is For Monster Lovers

    Date 43 - FROM THE VAULT - Ohio is For Monster Lovers

    In our very first from the vault release, we give you: the unaired Ohio episode! We recorded this way back when Derek first joined the show and then just never posted it. But we blew off the dust and gave it a good ol' spit shine, and present it to you in all its retro glory.

    CW: Slurping noises, Child Endangerment, Mentions of Violence. Featuring: Christian Werewolf Sex Positions; Dog Show News; Reaper of Death vs. Little Poopy Butt; Ohio Facts; Alien Pancakes and Whore Apples; Post Malone and Scientific Integrity; Lots of Monster Smooches.

    Special thanks to our super producer, Richard, and Alexander Geiszler, who wrote our theme (Instagram: @churboje)

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Date 42 - The Exxxtra Sexxxy Halloween Special!

    Date 42 - The Exxxtra Sexxxy Halloween Special!

    Happy Halloween! Whether you’re staying in or going out, we have an intoxicating selection of horrors to help keep you company!

    CW: Mention of genitalia, serial killers, and gun violence. Featuring: SLUTTY DOGS AND THEIR CRIMES; Trick, Treat, or Yeet; Horny for Hell; Movie Corner; Double Stick Knife; Werewolf Snitch; Finland has Stolen the Sun; When you Hear the Ice Knocking, Run??!!?

    Special thanks to our super producer, Richard, and Alexander Geiszler, who wrote our theme (Instagram: @churboje)

    • 1 hr 46 min
    Date 41 - The Good, the Gooder, and the Goodest Boys

    Date 41 - The Good, the Gooder, and the Goodest Boys

    Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? These boys are! This week, a pack of dogs from around the world battle for Derek's love, as well as vie for the Good Boy crown. Only one of them can win the heart of Derek, but luckily, they can all share the title of Good Boy.

    CW: cancer, sex, violence, child death and dog death, cannibalism, incest, torture, animal cruelty. Featuring: Spooky News; Justice for Tasha Yar; Guardians of the Penis Jokes, Heaven-Leigh's Hag Encounter; Thank Your Mother for Your Neuroses; Werewolf Crime and Punishment; The Best Werewolf Movie Never Made; Boot Size is a Crucial Detail in Werewolf Sightings; Sad Dogs in History; Hairless Wolf Perverts.

    Special thanks to our super producer, Richard, and Alexander Geiszler, who wrote our theme (Instagram: @churboje)

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Date 40 - Ragnarok My World

    Date 40 - Ragnarok My World

    It's the end of the world, and these monsters are FINE. Derek doesn't want Heaven-Leigh to face the great unknown all alone, so he presents a bevy of dates that are sure to protect her - because they are helping to end the world! Like, wouldn't a benefit of dating the destroyer of all worlds be that you aren't destroyed? RIGHT?! 

    CW: body horror; eschatology; real-world religions; ableism; white supremacy; slavery; war; death. Featuring: Snake Math; Spooky News!; A Lecture on Eschatology; Hercules is a Coward; Let's Play Throw Stuff at Baldr; Burdened by Bird Spit and Roast Beef Knowledge; The Return of Ol' Spider Legs; Dad of Boy; and Lots of Myths!

    Special thanks to our super producer, Richard, and Alexander Geiszler, who wrote our theme (Instagram: @churboje)

    • 1 hr 36 min
    Date 39 - XXX-Files

    Date 39 - XXX-Files

    Name a more iconic throuple than Scully, Mulder, and the thousands of viewers who desperately wanted them to smooch. But what if the X-Files had taken a different turn? While there is definitely an X-Rated title covering the, ahem, human relations, Heaven-Leigh brings some of the most delicious X-Files monsters to the table. Jimmy Stewart's ghost makes a repeat appearance for like a solid 37 minutes.

    CW: sleep paralysis; theft of body parts; cancer; mentions of bullying; cannibalism; mentions of violence; parasites. Featuring: Dolittle Deep Dive; Sasquatch Lifetime Movie; Spooky News!; Cryptid Corrections; Derek's Dogs; Scully's Hot Girl Weekend.  

    This week's episode was done by Alexander Geiszler, who also made our music! (Instagram: @churboje)

    • 1 hr 26 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

Oki812 ,

Gettin Hot And Handsy

2 minutes into the latest episode and I’m checking shipping rates to Scotland so I can send Nessy a tub plug 😜. Hilarious, educational and downright fun.

Jillian of Midgard ,

Single and ready to flee in terror?

A really great podcast that gets better with every episode! Learn, grow, love & beware!

D Sword ,

Funny, informative, and a little horny

This show is so amazing. The jokes are funny, the hosts are engaging, and you’re guaranteed to learn something (sometimes it’s things you never wanted to know but oh well).
Take time and listen. You’ll be sure to laugh, learn, and love along with these hosts as they find some monstrous love.

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