Johnny Townsend's Horrid Movie Reviews

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As most people know, Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. But, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?

  1. 10/25/2020

    Episode 18 - Dark Angel (I Come in Peace)

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? On this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for the 1990 sci-fi film Dark Angel, alternatively titled I Come in Peace. How does he feel about seeing He-Man in a more down to earth role? How does the Count from Sesame Street fit into this film? Listen and find out! Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

  2. 10/10/2020

    Episode 17 - Trick 'R Treat

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? On this episode, Johnny checks out the trailer for the Halloween cult classic Trick ‘R Treat. Ever wonder how this spooky anthology fits into the X-Men universe? Listen to find out! Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

  3. 09/19/2020

    Episode 16 - Prom Night

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? On this episode, Johnny checks out the trailer for the classic Prom Night starring Jamie Lee Curtis and… Zack Morris? Listen as Johnny gets into what happened to the Bayside High gang and their beloved principal as they do their best to survive one of high school’s biggest rites of passage. Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

  4. 09/05/2020

    Episode 15 - Hell Comes to Frogtown

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? Johnny’s back for Season 2 of Johnny Townsend’s Horrid Movie Reviews, and what a way to kick it off! On this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for the B movie classic Hell Comes to Frogtown. Will this amphibious masterpiece finally convince Johnny to give in and actually watch the entire film? Or will it leave him feeling green and fearing the bean? Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram johnnyism28 Twitter @johnnyism

  5. 08/01/2018

    Episode 14 - The Omen

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? In this final episode of season one, Johnny watches the trailer for the 70s classic The Omen. When a trailer has all the right ingredients to satisfy Johnny's (lack of) thirst for horror, you know it has to be the season closer! Will Johnny approve of Damien's antics? Or will he rather watch Home Improvement? Listen and find out! Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

  6. 07/14/2018

    Episode 13 - The Strangers

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for The Strangers, a 2008 suspense film starring Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. Will he figure out who these strangers are and the real reason for doing the things they do? Is this the creepiest trailer he has seen yet? Listen and find out! Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

  7. 07/05/2018

    Episode 12 - Maniac Cop

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Maniac Cop. What will Johnny think of this late 1980s action slasher film? Will this be the trailer to finally convince him to watch a full length horror movie? And what the heck does Dawson's Creek have to do with any of this? Listen and find out. Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

  8. 06/22/2018

    Episode 11 - Cabin in the Woods

    Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. He will NOT watch them. However, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right? In this episode, Johnny watches the trailer for Cabin in the Woods, a film widely praised for its innovative approach to the horror genre. Will Johnny figure out the puzzle that is Cabin in the Woods, or will he be distracted by the silly CGI characters? Listen to find out! Music by: Sirius Beat - My Story   Contact: Siriusbeat@googlemail.com BICBP-RADIO.com Instagram Johnny Townsend    johnnyism28 Twitter Johnny Townsend    @johnnyism

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As most people know, Johnny Townsend is not a fan of horror movies. But, he is a fan of podcasting and improv. So, why shouldn't he start a new show in which he reviews horror movies based solely on the trailer? I mean, it only makes sense, right?

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