Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?
Companionship can be found. It can be lost. It can be simulated on television.
Trigger warning!: This is about that time you were at that place and you were pretty sure everybody wondered if you were actually invited to be in that place and the whole time you felt like everybody hated you and you still can’t confirm that they didn’t. Enjoy!
The entire Grownups Are Lucky content production team dug down deep to put together several minutes of wildly unnecessary verbage.
We’re still at it. And we still have no idea what it is. But also it is you, listening, and then saying to yourself, “They are still at it, and I have no idea what it is.”
It’s all a sad loop. It’s always been like this. Enjoy!
You’d be surprised who people think you look like in another part of the world where people don’t look like you.
Laughing out loud. Commander and Cheese...
Each one like an M&M
So delicious & satisfying, each word is perfect and, strung together, is like a glowworm’s icicle of sweet nectar that ensnares you with terror and joy. A bright light that flashes, then fades away.