Finish It!

Matt and Chris Yule

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.

  1. Oct 31

    Ep. 383. Creeptobscare '26: Welcome to Horror Hospital Week 5

    Halloween is here! That means Creeptobscare is coming to an end, but will the brothers manage to finish this book? There's only two endings left! Let's go! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Also, Matt challenges Chris to part two of the User-generated Interactive Fiction Translated Into Latin or Microorganism quiz (thanks, Adam!), the guys roll a candy, and someone gets an ending that might just be the best in the book! Also, yes, there are a hundred candy names listed below for you to roll on. HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN! ROLL A CANDY! Roll for Bar or Bits (D2) BarBits Roll for Number of Fillings (D6) 123456 Roll Those Fillings (D12) nougatcaramelpeanutstoffeepeanut butterchocalte trufflemarshmallowFruit jellywafer cookiepraline creamfruity gummyButterscotch Roll First Coating (D6) chocolatewhite chocolateFruity candy coatingNone (like a payday)caramel drizzleDark Chocolate Roll Outer Coating (D12) noneSour powderWhite chocolate drizzleToffee bitssprinklessea saltGranulated sugarcrushed nutsNerdsSprinklespowdered sugarRoll again twice Roll for Name (D100) Nug Bustersslinksgreccosstumplil mightiesbang bangsStoprocksSuper CrandlesbuckstickshunchycrunchWhy WhysBeezle BarBicksnicksGarglesHowchtap tapsOld FrancisYum ChumBrag BarThe DrizznessBig DunklesGoGoGetGetsHamSlammerNeighborZeusThe NexusDandy MaresButterworksStickyFingusBess N' BarrysCloseCallsTwizzlechompBeginicalsHurkin's Old FashionedStiltsEscapeGoneGirlsHorfinsNo-NosLucky BuddiesPirate ChumAll BustersMega SnapBreaknecksForever NotsSweet SharkiesUnbucklersCreamoStickumsDork(s)NougaloNutStacksDeeDeeBeesBench WarmerGoldy LunchNext of KinBesmirchButterMessSnomeSnuck-ItsHuskBindleGrooGroo(s)Wordy BurdyAttack!Pucker bunchSticks N' WicksPidgeon FeedSloppy TonyTongue ItMrs HandsomeHabbayabbaIckyStickyChowabungaChewburg Fit-FatGobberswapChunkyDuggMr. Like-ItWispiesJelly BucketTorteeMilkyBabyCry-ByeEvertwisterBambinoSwishy-SwashyYumble JumbleClassieBetterNowsFrazzenHerdFairyFingersSkelloNutWorstLots-O-ChocRudeDudeBrackleCrankShreddersHey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Paul Granger.

  2. Oct 23

    Ep. 382. Creeptobscare '26: Welcome to Horror Hospital Week 4

    This week, Matt makes the front page of the local newspaper, Chris gets a full-on super power, and someone learns Dr. Igor's first name! BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the I.F.O.H.M. quiz (thanks, John Truckasaurus), the guys meet a nice fella with a lovely thick "skin bracelet," and it's time to Roll a Dude: What's My Creeptobscare Costume edition (roll your own below if you like)! GRAB A 6-SIDED DIE AND GET ROLLIN'!Roll for Mask!: 1 - Werewolf2 - Frankenstein3 - Dragon (roll again for type)1 - Ice2 - Fire3 - Ninja4 - Rainbow5 - Hairy6 - Silly4 - Shatner5 - Noid6 - Your Own FaceRoll for Your Top! 1 - Lab Coat2 - Glittery Fairy Wings3 - Wild West Sheriff Vest4 - Stripey Burglar Shirt5 - Mayor Sash6 - Inflatable MusclesRoll for Your Bottoms! 1 - Slug2 - Speedos and a little shark is attacked to the butt like its biting the butt3 - Long Uncle Sam Pants that hide stilts4 - Fake little legs hanging out of a cauldron and it looks like a witch is carrying you in the cauldron5 - Bellbottoms6 - Frank-N-Furter FishnetsRoll for Hands! 1 - Crab Claws2 - Fingerless Gloves3 - Skeletony!4 - Go-Go-Gadget5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them6 - Nintendo Power GlovesRoll for Feet! 1 - Crab Claws2 - Fingerless Gloves3 - Skeletony!4 - Go-Go-Gadget5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them6 - Nintendo Power GlovesRoll for Accessory: 1 - Magic Wand2 - Actual Machete (wet)3 - Purse full of bugs4 - Hoagie with fingers in it5 - 1/8 Scale Exact Model of Yourself6 - Travel Mug of blood that is still too hot to drink Hey Why Not Do a Discord? Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Paul Granger.

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Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.

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