BS with Brian Simpson

Brian Simpson
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some b******t about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 1d ago

    Ep. 186: The Price of Fame | BS with Brian Simpson

    Is being famous really worth it? Comedian Brian Simpson explains why fame isn't the same thing as success, and why the entertainment industry can be a dangerous place for artists who don't understand the business. In Episode 186 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian discusses the hidden costs of celebrity, the loss of privacy, the pressure of public attention, and why he'd rather have financial freedom and a quiet ranch than be famous everywhere he goes. Brian also reacts to the recent SiriusXM comedy radio controversy involving hundreds of working comedians whose material was removed from regular rotation. Drawing on his own experiences in stand-up comedy, he talks about royalties, management, entertainment lawyers, contracts, and why young comedians need to protect their interests. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) 00:00 — Brian Is Back on Tour! 00:57 — Hundreds of Comedians Lose SiriusXM Airplay 03:55 — How Comedians Actually Get Paid 06:00 — Brian's Warning About Managers and Lawyers 09:17 — The Hidden Danger of Your First Big Deal 12:51 — Cats, Gaming and Listener Emails 16:33 — Brian Responds to a Listener's Unusual Question 21:31 — Should You Let Your Cat Outside? 28:12 — Why Fame and Success Aren't the Same 34:36 — Brian's Dream Life and the Real Price of Fame Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 186: The Price of Fame | BS with Brian Simpson

  2. Oct 13

    Ep. 185: Fired for $140? | BS with Brian Simpson

    Brian Simpson reacts to the bizarre school controversy, breaks down the risks of mixing money and grades, and shares a personal story about a teacher who crossed the line when Brian was in school. But that's only the beginning. Brian also dives into the viral TikTok hot dog comment that turned into a social media controversy, explains why chasing fame can cost more than people realize, and talks about why pulling off the perfect heist is nearly impossible. From the Louvre robbery to cryptocurrency theft, gaming consoles, expensive veterinary bills, listener emails and hilarious pet pictures, this episode goes in some unexpected directions. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) 00:00 Brian Explains the Problem With Being Kinda Famous 03:50 A Dog, Ducklings & the Pet Picture Parade 05:23 Rough Draft Jeff Strikes Again 11:50 Would You Spend $14,000 to Save Your Dog? 16:20 The $1,400 Used PS5 Pro?! 22:26 A Hot Dog Comment Takes Over TikTok 25:34 The Hidden Price of Fame 31:14 Teacher Fired Over Extra Credit for Donations?! 38:48 Brian's Unbelievable Story About His Own Teacher 48:03 Why Brian Says He Could Never Pull Off a Heist Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 185: Fired for $140? | BS with Brian Simpson

  3. Oct 6

    Ep. 184: Rough Draft Jeff | BS with Brian Simpson

    Comedian Brian Simpson reacts to the Fort Worth daycare controversy, discusses parenting, childhood behavior, accountability, and the difficult decisions adults face when children get into conflicts. Earlier in the episode, Brian weighs in on Minneapolis considering a requirement for human safety monitors in driverless taxis, explores the future of Waymo and autonomous vehicles, and shares his thoughts on protecting jobs as technology advances. Plus, Brian talks about returning to Overwatch, his excitement for Deadlock, why his gaming tastes have changed, and the surprising emotional impact of things parents say to their children. And, of course, there are plenty of listener emails, hilarious dilemmas, rescued cats, pet pictures and classic BS moments. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) Follow Brian @BScomedian 00:00 — Brian Celebrates a Win and Roasts the Producer 02:10 — Why Autocorrect Makes Everything Worse 04:27 — The Wildest Relationship Dilemma Yet 07:43 — One Childhood Comment Changed His Entire Life 11:04 — The Listener Email Brian Can Barely Understand 14:46 — Brian's Gaming Tastes Are Changing 16:40 — A Rescue Cat Brings Back Brian's Toughest Days 23:16 — Cats, Overwatch and the Future of Deadlock 32:11 — Minneapolis Wants Drivers in Driverless Cars?! 41:36 — Brian Reacts to the Texas Daycare Lawsuit Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 184: Rough Draft Jeff | BS with Brian Simpson

  4. Sep 29

    Ep. 183: Chinese Baby Factory? | BS with Brian Simpson

    Comedian Brian Simpson reacts to the legendary Scrabble player who dominated thousands of competitive games, won championships around the world, and somehow conquered French and Spanish Scrabble without actually speaking the languages. But that's only the beginning. Brian also gives surprisingly useful advice about dealing with toxic teammates in online games, explains why the team that loses its composure first usually loses the match, reacts to a listener who may have narrowly avoided a disastrous Tinder meetup, talks custody battles and parents using children against each other, and revisits the growing controversy surrounding international surrogacy in California. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) 00:00 — The Dubai Guy Returns With an Update 06:00 — The BS Audience Sends More Cats 09:00 — Why Online Games Make People Lose Their Minds 14:00 — Brian's Rule for Dealing With Toxic Teammates 20:05 — The Team That Tilts First Usually Loses 26:00 — The Greatest Scrabble Player Ever? 30:15 — His Tinder Date Started Looking Like a Setup 38:02 — When Parents Use Their Kids as Leverage 42:23 — How Much Power Do Billionaires Really Have? 43:40 — The California Surrogacy Story Gets Even Wilder Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 183: Chinese Baby Factory? | BS with Brian Simpson

  5. Sep 22

    Ep. 182: Misspelling Madness!!! | BS with Brian Simpson

    Comedian Brian Simpson reacts to the wild story of a video game billionaire reported to have fathered more than 100 children and the California surrogate who says she was paid $120,000 to carry one of them. Brian also continues to help out a fan with some grammar issues. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. 00:00 — The BS Audience Is Growing 03:00 — Brian Explains His Raygun Meltdown 05:16 — The Truth About Comedy Competitions 07:38 — How Comedians Actually Find Their Voice 13:07 — What Happens When Art Meets Money 19:16 — Should We Stop Dressing Up Our Pets? 22:50 — Batman: Knightfall & Why Bane Works 27:08 — Baby Mama Drama: Should He Go to Court? 38:25 — The Worst-Spelled Email Returns 50:51 — The Billionaire With 100+ Kids Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast #BrianSimpson #BSwithBrianSimpson #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Comedian #Podcast #Comedy #Surrogacy #Billionaire #VideoGames Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 182: Misspelling Madness!!! | BS with Brian Simpson

  6. Sep 15

    Ep. 181: Raygun is TRASH! | BS with Brian Simpson

    Brian Simpson watched Netflix’s new Raygun documentary and somehow came away with even MORE questions. On Episode 181 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to Untold: Raygun — Breaking Badly, the new documentary revisiting Australian breakdancer Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s viral appearance at the Paris Olympics and the massive reaction that followed. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 00:00 — The Channel Is Exploding 05:18 — Is Talking About Your Ex a Dating Red Flag? 07:20 — The REAL Relationship Red Flag 10:10 — Can You Honestly Judge Yourself? 13:00 — Brian’s Ultimate Relationship Compatibility Test 15:00 — Six Cats Is Absolutely Too Many Cats 19:00 — Batman: Knightfall & Why DC Needs to Stay Dark 22:30 — Why The Penguin Got It Right 25:00 — The Greatest Misspelled Email in BS History 30:55 — Brian Watched Netflix’s Raygun Documentary If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 181: Raygun is TRASH! | BS with Brian Simpson

  7. Sep 8

    Ep. 180: 4D Movie Theaters! | BS with Brian Simpson

    What happens when you pay full price for something you technically don't own? Brian Simpson dives into the growing debate over digital ownership, Sony moving away from physical PlayStation games, DRM, game licensing, subscriptions, corporate pricing, movie theaters, 4D movies, AI, internet conspiracy theories, true crime, relationships, and another round of listener questions. Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) Lindsay Clancy Documentary (Not actually a Documentary) https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0I411OOOSR281VLYC03867NE9R 00:00 — Brian Is Back & The Special Is Taking Off 03:00 — Are We About to Lose Physical Video Games? 06:10 — They Don't Want You to Own Anything 13:10 — If Buying Isn't Owning… What Are We Paying For? 20:45 — The Bank Fee Scheme Brian Never Forgot 26:00 — Brian HATES 4D Movie Theaters 31:15 — The Pronunciation Debate Returns 38:50 — Race, Class & Why Brian Stopped Explaining Himself 47:40 — “I've Raised Her Since Preschool. Should I Adopt Her?” 55:10 — An AI Engineer Challenges Brian + True Crime Takes Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Produced by: Colt Garrett - @_coltycolt_ #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Briansimpson,bswithbriansimpson,standupcomedy,comedypodcast,conspiracies,politics Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 180: 4D Movie Theaters! | BS with Brian Simpson

  8. Sep 1

    Ep. 179: Nefarious Women! | BS with Brian Simpson

    Comedian Brian Simpson breaks down the Lindsay Clancy trial and the difficult debate surrounding mental health, postpartum psychosis, criminal responsibility, and accountability. On Episode 179 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to one of the most discussed trials in the country and asks the question at the center of the case: how should the justice system balance a severe mental health crisis with responsibility for someone's actions? Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special) Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. 00:00 — The Lindsay Clancy Case 02:21 — Why Has This Trial Become So Divisive? 05:45 — Mental Health vs. Criminal Responsibility 10:07 — Did the Mental Health System Fail Her? 16:06 — Listener Emails + Bottom of the Barrel 18:37 — The $10,000 Pizza Prank That Went WAY Too Far 22:36 — Wait... Banks Don't Have to Keep Your Cash? 30:53 — The Cat With 29 Toes 32:22 — A 37-Year-Old Pretended to Be 12?! 42:13 — Why Are People So Easy to Scam? Produced by: Colt Garrett #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 179: Nefarious Women! | BS with Brian Simpson
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some b******t about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Brian Simpson
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    240
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Brian Simpson
  • Show Website
    BS with Brian Simpson

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