The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

  1. 2d ago

    Here's to you Cronos: MM 8/4

    On this episode of Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins, pays tribute to the legendary Conrad "Cronos" Lant. Gone too soon, a Metal God who clearly did whatever the flerg he wanted to. What more can anyone ask of life?   Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    Here's to you Cronos: MM 8/4

  2. 5d ago

    Norwegian Black Metal part 2 without JD

    The squad assembles with the addition of our guest the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll from the Church of Last Resort. This week, the squad speculates on suspected serial killer activity in Lansing, Michigan. Listen as these armchair profilers discuss the current information available to the public. If you have any information, please call the River Trail Tip line: (517) 483-6023 Beaveman and Nolan did comedy together this week and chat a bit about their experienct. The Beaveman takes over the role of the Dark Lord of Brown-town, cuz, you know, JD be parenting and stuff. Content warning, the Beaveman thinks the subjects of the topic of discussion are waify, little, tool bags that should have been better friends to eachother and probably could have benefited from getting a job and eating a steak now and then. Thank you for joining us. Big things are coming. Thank you for all of your support over the past 8 years. Give us money so we can have the Sex, the Power, and the Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out the newest members of Slaptail Nation GD Fenderson https://www.sogdfunny.com/ Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll https://www.youtube.com/@gdfendersoncfh Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  3. Oct 7

    Humpback Anglerfish-Monstrous Minutes

    Exciting as it would be to see a creature from the deep alive, you would have to wonder why is this phenomenon occurring? Chances are, it probably isn't a good thing. The Dark Lord of Brown-town couldn't say it any more accurately, humans are the real monsters in this world. Support the show on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    Humpback Anglerfish-Monstrous Minutes

  4. Oct 4

    Our typical idiocy dedicated late to Mary Morello and too damn early to Cronos

    This week the squad unites for its personal brand of podcast idiocy. Can you tell we really love doing this? We dedicate this episode to the late, great, Mary Morello. We had no idea we would be recording on what would have been her 103rd birthday. We just loved hearing her on the radio with Tom Morello. What an icon. The Dark Lord of Brown-Town planned a segment on Black Metal and was ready to rock, this unfortunately coincided with the too soo death of Conrad "Cronos" Lant of Venom. The Monster is shaken. We appreciate the contribution these folks made to the arts and we honor their memory, by being stupid. Nolan brings us the history of the guitar, a very brief history. Swan hits us with some true crime and completely loses her sh!+ when reporting on this weeks two featured pieces of sh!+. Beaveman continues the road to the Black Death, and of course the grand commisioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins, introduces the squad to Black Metal. Thank you for joining us every week. Check out our dumb video Slaptales on YouTube, Steven's horrible attempt at TikTok videos on our Slaptail page, and please welcome our newest show to the network: Church of Last Resort with the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll, 9 am EST on YouTube. We also welcome GD Fenderson to the network in typical squad fashio by having him do a video for us. Check out our friend Cheddar the BullChow on TikTok. Lil doggy. Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  5. Oct 1

    That's cold: Monstrous Minutes 8/3

    This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town presents a brief description of the coldest place on earth, the East Artic Plateau. How cold is it? Can you say instant death to any human who steps outsude into it. That's cold. Thank you for supporting the podcast. Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    That's cold: Monstrous Minutes 8/3

  6. Sep 27

    Get Slapped, the squad attempts to play a team-constructed role-playing game

    The Squad assembles to take a break from the norm. This week, Swan and Beaveman constructed a little role-playing game in an attempt to drive Nolan crazy. Unfortunately, because it was the first time, it took way too long to iron out the rules and gameplay so they could not play 2 games per person. They need to iron it out a bit more, but they had fun. Check out the streem on YouTube, Twitch, and Kick, every Thursday at 6 pm EST (maybe) Thank you for all the support. Next week, we pick up our regular format. Support us on Patreon Please We need to get all the Sex Power and Money https://patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  7. Sep 23

    Neil Gehring. Update on the lost, and missing 411: Monstrous Minutes 8/2

    This week we have an unfortunate update on a case we covered on the last episode of, The Slaptail Squad. Missing hiker Neil Gehring has been found. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to the family of this young man. We had hoped that our podcast could help spread the word to hopefully find him safe and well. Not a missing 411 case but the full details have not been released. Suspicious? You decide. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    Neil Gehring. Update on the lost, and missing 411: Monstrous Minutes 8/2

  8. Sep 20

    That there's a marmot smokin a Boudica and swing a hammer in Olympia National Park

    The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks idiotic conversation. Missed us? Nolan brings us some weird history. Anyone know who Queen Boudica was and why she was so important? No? Well, you won't learn much, but maybe it will inspire you to dig a little deeper. Missing 411 anyone? It continues, or does it. JD brings the heat in monotone. Is that possible. Neil Gehring was reported as missing from Olympia National Park on September 2, 2026 after failing to return as planned. Hopefully he is ok. Is this another case of the 411 conspiracy theory? Swan brings us this weeks featured piece of sh!+ times three. No shortage of dumb criminals out there. The Beaveman continues the journey to the great mortality. This week, her presents the bacteria itself, Yersinia Pestis. Finally, Swan finishes off with dumb jokes. They are definitely that. Thank you all for joining us. Please listen, share, rate, and comment. This helps us get to the top. With your support, we could do this full time and continue to bring you the comedic entertainment that only friends can enjoy together each week. Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    394
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Show Website
    The Slaptail Squad

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