Felix Drags Dale Through the Marvel Universe

Felix and Dale

He loves the MCU. She doesn’t.

  1. 07/07/2019

    Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

    In this episode your heroes see Spider-Man: Far From Home on opening night, then immediately head to HQ to record their thoughts. After discussing Peter Parker's desire for anonymity, Felix nearly reveals the secret identity of Magnus Flyte, author of City of Dark Magic (Felix couldn't remember the name, but it made him want to travel to Prague), and Dale is very proud that she can correctly use the term "ghosting" and correct others when they use it improperly. Dale gave this movie a moderate 6 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices, 5 of which are just for having a cat in it.

  2. 07/02/2019

    Phase Three Recap / Mallrats (1995)

    In this episode your heroes try to recap Phase Three of the MCU, but are plagued by disagreements about when the phase actually ends.  Felix pitches an idea for a Reality Show where nobody can tell the contestants apart and everyone has similar names. They try it out by confusing the characters in Mallrats, a male character named Shannon (Ben Affleck) with an Actor Named Shannen (Doherty) playing a character named Rene, and throw in a Actor who looks like, but is not, Renée Zellweger. To Dale's surprise Felix awarded Mallrats 6 The Incredible Hulks.

  3. 04/28/2019

    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    In this episode your heroes talk haircuts and America's Ass. In a weird reversal Felix does not like Chris Evans' new do, but doesn't hate Jeremy Renner's. Felix insists he would be a great child actor, and Dale learns about Professor Hulk Dale awarded this movie a moderate 12 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices for not making everything hunky-dory.

  4. 04/22/2019

    Captain Marvel (2019)

    In this episode Felix freaks out when realizes how many Holmes and Watsons are now in the MCU, and Dale gets upset about fictional chemistry. Dale awarded this movie an 85 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices for having an awesome alien that looks like a house-cat.

  5. 04/16/2019

    Ant-man and the Wasp (2018)

    Dale accuses Felix of hating the Ant-Man movies and of being her known associate. Then the two discuss how to take a proper bath. Dale awarded this movie an amazing 75 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices or being her favorite MCU movie, even thought it has fewer ant facts than the first Ant-Man movie.

  6. 04/08/2019

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    In this episode your heroes ponder who's Thor's best friend, and insist that defeating Thanos would have been easy with the powers of a sling-ring. Characters did not seem to follow their own stated philosophies, and shirts that clearly should have burned to ashes, remained un-scorched. A minimal amount of infighting brought Dale's scoring of Infinity War up to 3 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices.

  7. 04/01/2019

    Black Panther (2018)

    In this episode your heroes criticize which Oscars Black Panther wins and loses, as well as the disadvantages of assigned seating in movie theaters. They try to dissect the fictional economics of Wakanda and their trade relations with the outside world. In a weird reversal, Dale says something makes perfect sense, and Felix says it doesn't make any sense, unfortunately it may have been about child abandonment. Dale awarded this movie an 8 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices despite being more disappointing the more you think about it, as it is  refreshing for having super-hero and super-inventor black people and  competent women.

  8. 03/25/2019

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    In this episode Felix has a crisis when Dale can't explain Asguardian biology, physiology, or powers to him. Dale gives Felix a rare Marry-F***-Kill with three women in it. Dale awarded this movie an 6 Batman v. Superman: Dawns of Justices for being, "pretty solidly funny" and having Chris Hemsworth's butt in it.

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