The JB and Sandy Show

Sandy McIlree

The podcast version of the incredibly popular JB and Sandy Show in Austin, Texas. You can listen live Monday-Friday from 6:00 am-10:00 am on 98.1 KVET. Stream from anywhere on the iHeart Radio App or online at KVET.com JB and Sandy on YouTube

  1. 2h ago

    The TNA Date That Tricia Wants To Crash

    When a father and daughter have a tradition called “Tricia Not Allowed Night,” does Mom get an exception when the celebration gets upgraded to a fancy steakhouse? That surprisingly heated question sparks one of the most entertaining conversations on this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, as JB, Sandy, and Tricia put their family disagreement on trial and let listeners decide the outcome. What starts as a lighthearted debate quickly turns into a crowd-sourced family verdict, with callers weighing in on whether a special celebration dinner should remain a father-daughter tradition—or become a full family affair.   In this episode: The hilarious real-life debate over “TNA Dates” (Tricia Not Allowed) and whether traditions should bend for special occasions.Listeners step in to settle the family dispute with surprising results.JB and Sandy share their growing obsession with World Cup soccer and the fascinating reason Lionel Messi appears to spend most of the game walking. A look at the shocking strategy that helps one of the world's greatest athletes dominate without constantly running.UT mascot Hook ’Em needs some help getting into the Mascot Hall of Fame, and listeners can help make it happen. The search for Austin’s biggest dog leads to a new entry in the JB and Sandy Amazing Book of Records. Why WNBA star Sophie Cunningham is becoming one of the fastest-rising personalities in sports and earning praise as Caitlin Clark’s fiercest protector.  Memorable moments from the episode: “Tricia Not Allowed Night” suddenly becomes a problem when a steakhouse enters the conversation.“You bring up a fancy joint, now she’s all in.”“He doesn’t run. Ever.”“Wouldn’t you like to know, Weather Boy?” — the viral clip that had everyone laughing.The episode blends family dynamics, sports, listener interaction, and plenty of laughs into a fast-moving show that perfectly captures why listeners love spending their mornings with JB, Sandy, and Tricia. Whether you're a soccer fan, a dog lover, a parent navigating family traditions, or just someone who enjoys great conversations and unexpected humor, this episode has something for you.  Enjoyed the show? Subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends and family. Your support helps us keep the laughs, stories, and Austin conversations coming every morning!

    24 min

  2. 3h ago

    "World Cup: The Thing You Can't Unsee"

    🎙️ Episode Title $1,800 Nosebleed Seats?! The Wild World Cup Craze, a 104-Year-Old Influencer, and Austin’s Funniest Morning Moments 📝 Episode Description Would you pay $1,800 for a seat so high up you're basically watching the game on a giant TV anyway? 🤯⚽ On this entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, JB, Sandy, and Trisha take listeners on a fast-moving ride through the stories, laughs, and surprises that had Austin talking. From a 104-year-old Georgetown resident becoming the newest face of Tito’s Handmade Vodka 🍸🎉 to the jaw-dropping prices fans are paying to attend the World Cup semifinal at AT&T Stadium, this episode is packed with fascinating conversations and hilarious observations. 🔥 Highlights from this episode include:The heartwarming story of Grover Triton, a 104-year-old World War II veteran, engineer, teacher, and snake-venom collector who landed a major influencer campaign with Tito’s.A look at the growing World Cup fever sweeping Texas and why JB and Sandy have become unexpected soccer fans. ⚽The astonishing reality of World Cup ticket prices, including nosebleed seats selling for nearly $2,000 each.A hilarious discussion about Lionel Messi and the surprising reason he appears to spend most of the game walking.The latest relationship trend: "Black Cat Boyfriends" versus "Golden Retriever Boyfriends" 🐈‍⬛🐕.The bizarre medical story of how doctors used Diet Coke to dissolve a massive food blockage.Sandy’s passionate and laugh-out-loud rant about speeding, traffic, and why some drivers still don’t know how to merge. 🚗💨😂 Memorable moments and quotes:“In case of accident, please pause my audiobook.”“The term is merge, not wedge.”“If all the traffic is going 70, you don’t come down the ramp at 50 and make a hole. You come down at 80 and find one.”“The twenty-somethings out there got beat out by a 104-year-old dude to pimp Tito’s vodka.”Whether it's bizarre trending topics, sports mania, unexpected heroes, or the everyday moments that make you laugh out loud, JB and Sandy deliver the perfect mix of humor, insight, and Austin flavor. 🎙️🤠 👉 If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a friend who loves great stories, big laughs, and unforgettable morning radio moments. Your support helps us keep the conversations going!

    17 min

  3. Jul 3

    Amazing Weight Loss Record

    The JB and Sandy Show on 98.1 KVET and streaming on the iHeart Radio App

    17 min

  4. Jul 2

    That's a Good Way To Lose a Nipple

    The JB and Sandy Sandy Show, now on 98.1 KVET.

    16 min

  5. Jul 1

    Red Headed Horse Owners Are Crazy

    At what point does owning pets turn from adorable… to completely out of control? In this wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, what starts as a simple question quickly turns into one of the most unpredictable—and hilarious—segments yet. The crew kicks things off with a look at one of the show’s biggest podcast hits, setting the stage for a high-energy episode packed with listener stories, laughs, and unexpected twists.  But the real chaos begins when they open the Amazing Book of Records and ask a deceptively simple question: Who has the most pets? At first, it seems manageable. A few dogs here, a handful of cats there. But then the calls start coming in—and the numbers climb fast. From passionate animal rescuers with double-digit dogs to households filled with a mix of creatures, each caller ups the stakes. Then comes the moment that steals the entire show. One listener calls in with an already impressive count… and just keeps going. Horses? Included. Dogs and cats? Of course. But just when everyone thinks they’ve reached the final number, she casually adds more animals she “forgot” about—turning the segment into a laugh-filled escalation that no one saw coming.  The standout reaction says it all: “Once we got a hold of her, we couldn’t let her go… she just kept adding them on.” It’s a perfect example of the unpredictable, off-the-cuff fun that defines the show. But the episode isn’t all laughs. The conversation also takes a more serious turn as the team revisits a widely discussed local mystery. After an in-depth investigation into multiple incidents in a well-known Austin area, the findings conclude there’s no evidence of foul play—but not everyone is convinced. The lingering skepticism adds intrigue and depth, with one honest takeaway: “I’m still a doubter.”  Meanwhile, lighter moments keep the mood balanced. From jokes about JB’s ongoing “home alone” adjustment to Sandy’s excitement over a patriotic accessory, the crew delivers plenty of relatable humor and sharp one-liners. Memorable highlights include: “She just kept adding them… it never stopped.”“I’m still a doubter.”“How many pets is too many?”This episode is a perfect blend of outrageous listener stories, intriguing local conversation, and the natural chemistry that makes The JB and Sandy Show so engaging. Don’t miss out. Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who loves a good laugh—and maybe knows someone with a few too many pets.

    13 min

  6. Jul 1

    Is JB Losing His Mind?

    What happens when your family leaves town… and silence becomes the loudest thing in the house? This episode of The JB and Sandy Show delivers the perfect mix of laughter, chaos, and surprisingly relatable moments—from patriotic hype to personal unraveling. The energy kicks off with a special in-studio surprise as JB’s daughter joins the show bright and early, setting a playful tone for everything that follows. But it’s Sandy who steals the spotlight early with a bold and hilarious Ode to U.S. Men’s Soccer, capturing the excitement of a massive match and leaning fully into patriotic pride. One standout moment: “Turn that pitch into a barbecue and skewer them under the lights.” It’s over-the-top, funny, and exactly the kind of creative spark listeners love. As the show moves forward, the tone shifts into one of the most unforgettable segments—JB’s “home alone journal.” With his wife and daughter out of the country, JB documents his gradual descent into solitude, confusion, and questionable life choices. His brutally honest reflections include gems like: “I ate shredded cheese directly from the bag like a raccoon behind a dumpster.” and “I stood in the kitchen for twenty minutes… waiting for instructions.” It’s funny, a little too real, and completely relatable for anyone who’s ever been thrown off their routine. The episode keeps the laughs coming with a classic childhood story from Sandy that escalates fast: “I went at him like a spider monkey.” What starts as a sandbox memory turns into a full-blown moment of chaos that had everyone cracking up. Meanwhile, listeners get a mix of local flavor and everyday life moments—from shoutouts to unexpectedly cheerful grocery store butchers to a nostalgic look back at high school traditions.  One of the most jaw-dropping revelations comes when Tricia shares the original lyrics of her high school fight song—lyrics that would never make it past today’s standards, but had everyone laughing in disbelief. Throughout the show, there’s a steady balance of humor and heart, with moments that feel both wildly entertaining and surprisingly familiar. Memorable highlights include: “Turn that pitch into a barbecue…”“I ate shredded cheese like a raccoon…”“I stood there waiting for instructions… none came.”From patriotic energy and personal meltdowns to nostalgic stories and unexpected laughs, this episode captures everything that makes The JB and Sandy Show so addictive. Don’t miss out. Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a laugh—or who knows exactly what it feels like when the house gets a little too quiet.

    16 min

  7. Jul 1

    Is Austin Hiding an INCREDIBLY Dark Secret?

    If putting on shoes makes you feel more naked… what does that say about everything else we think we know? This episode of The JB and Sandy Show takes listeners on a wildly unpredictable ride—starting with an absurd but hilarious observation and ending with a deeper look at one of Austin’s most talked-about mysteries. The laughs begin instantly as Tricia delivers one of the most memorable lines of the day: “If you’re totally naked and want to feel more naked, just put on some shoes.” What follows is a rapid-fire conversation about awkward moments, unexpected vulnerabilities, and the surprising humor found in the most random places. It’s the kind of opening that perfectly captures the offbeat charm of the show. From there, the conversation pivots to something much bigger—Austin’s growing obsession with soccer. With the city ranking as one of the top markets watching the World Cup, the team dives into the excitement, the athleticism, and the sheer disbelief at what players can do. One moment stands out as JB tries to describe a play in terms Texans can understand, leaving everyone both impressed and entertained. The energy stays high during “Care, Don’t Care,” where the crew reacts to surprising celebrity collaborations and unexpected entertainment news. Whether it’s Will Ferrell’s unconventional promo or John Cleese still hoping for a dream role, the segment delivers quick laughs and sharp commentary. But the most gripping part of the episode comes when the show turns toward a local mystery that has captured attention for years. After a detailed investigation into multiple deaths near downtown waterways, the discussion raises questions, challenges assumptions, and leaves listeners wondering what they really believe. It’s a moment that shifts the tone—balancing curiosity with caution and reminding everyone how complex real-life stories can be. At the same time, the humor never fades. Sandy shares a childhood story so vivid and intense it includes this unforgettable line: “I went at him like a spider monkey.” It’s a perfect example of how the show blends outrageous personal memories with everyday storytelling.  The episode wraps with another exciting round of Minute to Win It, where a longtime listener steps up to the challenge and proves that sometimes, the simplest questions are the most fun. Throughout the episode, listeners are treated to standout moments like: “You’ll feel more naked… just by putting on shoes.”“He curved that ball… and hit it with his head. It was unbelievable.”“I went at him like a spider monkey.”It’s a mix of humor, curiosity, and real-life conversation that makes this episode impossible to ignore. Don’t miss out. Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who loves a good laugh and a fascinating story—because this one has both.

    17 min

  8. Jun 30

    “I Woke Up and Thought I Was in Third Grade and Missed The Bus.”

    What happens when a heat dome rolls into Austin… and JB is left home alone for a week? In this wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, things heat up fast—literally and figuratively. From a poetic deep dive into Austin’s scorching weather to relationship debates and jaw-dropping stories from listeners, this episode blends humor, heart, and total unpredictability. The show kicks off with lighthearted speculation about celebrity buzz before diving straight into one of the most talked-about segments: Sandy’s unforgettable “Ode to the Heat Dome.” Equal parts comedy and creativity, the performance captures the suffocating Texas summer with lines like, “You shower at eight, feel fresh and clean… by 8:04 you’re a swampy machine.” It’s a hilarious and painfully relatable moment that perfectly sets the tone for the episode. Meanwhile, JB shares what life looks like when his ultra-organized wife leaves town—and for once, he’s the one holding it all together. From emergency cash to last-minute travel tech, JB shocks everyone with his unexpected preparedness, prompting the ultimate reaction: “Who am I married to?” But as the week goes on, even he admits the cracks may start to show.  Things take a personal turn when the crew opens up the Amazing Book of Records, searching for the biggest age gap in a marriage. What follows is a mix of heartfelt and surprising stories, culminating in one listener who reveals an 18-year age difference—and a marriage that has lasted over five decades. It’s a powerful reminder that sometimes the most unconventional beginnings lead to lasting love.  The laughs keep coming with a candid recap of a wild bull riding event, complete with late-night dancing, free beer cutoffs, and the kind of exhaustion that leaves you wondering what day it is. One moment captures it perfectly: “I woke up and thought I was in third grade and missed the bus.” And just when you think the show couldn’t get more entertaining, Sandy launches into a passionate (and hilarious) rant about TV realism—questioning everything from wardrobe choices to character authenticity in a popular Western series. It’s a relatable and funny breakdown that taps into the little details we all notice but rarely say out loud.  To wrap it all up, the team revisits one of the most bizarre stories of the day—a real-life vigilante dubbed the “Mexican Batman”—leaving listeners equal parts stunned and amused. From laugh-out-loud poetry and unexpected personal wins to heartfelt listener stories and off-the-wall commentary, this episode delivers everything fans love about The JB and Sandy Show.  Don’t miss a moment. Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who could use a good laugh—and maybe a little relief from the heat.

    24 min
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The podcast version of the incredibly popular JB and Sandy Show in Austin, Texas. You can listen live Monday-Friday from 6:00 am-10:00 am on 98.1 KVET. Stream from anywhere on the iHeart Radio App or online at KVET.com JB and Sandy on YouTube

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  • Creator
    Sandy McIlree
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    1K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 96.7 KISS FM (KHFI-FM)
  • Show Website
    The JB and Sandy Show

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