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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast Harry Potter

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    • 4.7 • 175 Ratings

Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.

    Ep 72 - Order of the Phoenix 26: It didn't come home

    Ep 72 - Order of the Phoenix 26: It didn't come home

    Correction: it did not come home. Alas, welcome to episode 72, where we're chatting about chapter 26 of OOTP, bitching about the stupid gender roles that we and Ginny have to deal with, the teachers having shit lives, and McGonagall being bisexual.

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    • 54 min
    Ep 71 - Order of the Phoenix 25: Choked By A Pot Plant

    Ep 71 - Order of the Phoenix 25: Choked By A Pot Plant

    Hello! Welcome to episode 71 where we're talking about chapter 25 of Order of the Pheonix. We're discussing our thoughts on Cho, Katherine Ryan, and Rita Skeeta's origin story. Oh, and Charlie realises she might be a lesbian.

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    • 1 hr 28 min
    Ep 70 - Order of the Phoenix 24: Snape's Wanking Photo (Ft Neil, kind of)

    Ep 70 - Order of the Phoenix 24: Snape's Wanking Photo (Ft Neil, kind of)

    TW: Discussions of suicide - 36.50 - 37.45

    Ello ello ello. Welcome back to episode 70, in today's episode we're discussing chapter 24 of Order of the Phoenix, and talking about Snape's wanking photo, yet more lack of logic with the Hogwart's Express, our feelings on Cho, and how Snape is a TERRIBLE teacher. Oh, and we also do a Q&A with Neil.

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    • 1 hr 16 min
    Ep 69 - Order of the Phoenix 23: Nice.

    Ep 69 - Order of the Phoenix 23: Nice.

    Trigger warning: memory loss/alzheimers/dementia discussion 53 minutes to 1:02:00.

    EPISODE 69! Nice. Join us in our new episode where we're drinking one of the nicest drinks we've drunk on the podcast so far, talking about Hermione's relationship with her parents (again), Ron buying Hermione perfume (?!?) and answering whether we think Neville is the chosen one.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Ep 68 - Order of the Phoenix 22: Bloo Goo

    Ep 68 - Order of the Phoenix 22: Bloo Goo

    Hello! We're halfway through Order of the Pheonix which can mean only one thing - THE HOUSE CUP ANNOUNCEMENT! We're saying a massive congrats to Ravenclaw for winning it, as well as a huge congrats to our new prefects Rachel, Sophie, Mary and our headhuman Alex. We also barely talk about HP whilst drinking 'Bloo Goo', a terrible drink invention from our Patreon Em.

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    • 1 hr 33 min
    Ep 67 - Order of the Phoenix 20-21: No One's Going To Tell ABBA

    Ep 67 - Order of the Phoenix 20-21: No One's Going To Tell ABBA

    Ello ello ello! It's another episodeeeeeee. In todays ep we're chatting about chapters 20 & 21 of OOTP. Charlie resets the vibe in a...creative way, and we comment on how wizards make themselves the centre of attention with everything, giants, and how Cho so relatably goes from crying to horny in 0.2 seconds.

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    • 1 hr 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
175 Ratings

175 Ratings

Mionemobp ,

So glad I found it.

I have been super depressed lately to the point I just want to give up on a lot of stuff. I found your podcast and I have been so happy about your rants and input because they make me laugh, which hasn’t been easy. So thank you for making me finally feel like I have a good reason to actually want to be awake and part of the world.

Arthur T🍷🥂 ,

Perfect for any Harry Potter fan

This is the perfect way for anyone with a good sense of humor to get back into the amazingly perfect, fun, and overwhelmingly entertaining Harry Potter series. I found this podcast on Spotify while searching for something else and Harry Potter caught my eye so I started listing to it in the evenings for a bit and loved it. I once fell asleep and about 30 episodes went by and I had trouble finding my spot.
P.S. I love your incites on lgbtq
P.P.S. Jim Dale is better than Steven Fry

RB_Austin ,

Perfect Compliment to My Re-Read

After trying out at least five other Harry Potter podcasts I finally found A Goblet of Wine. So happy I did. 💜 It’s the perfect compliment to my re-read of the series.

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