The Maestro Movie Podcast

Christopher Rose
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  • TV & Film

Four guys discuss movies, attempt improv, and subject themselves to omnipotent roulette wheels that decide what movies they review.

  1. 05/29/2025

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream (2022)

    Dewey Riley: Do you have a gun? Sidney Prescott: I'm Sidney f*****g Prescott, of course I have a gun

    1h 45m

  2. 05/29/2025

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream 4

    Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't f**k with the original!

    2h 7m

  3. 05/29/2025

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: March 24th, 2024

    We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

    3h 28m

  4. 04/28/2024

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream 3

    Dewey: The killer called her. Mark: When? Gale: What'd he say? Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

    1h 41m

  5. 04/28/2024

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: March 17th, 2024

    We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

    2h 40m

  6. 04/28/2024

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream 2

    Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.

    2h 22m

  7. 04/28/2024

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: March 10th, 2024

    We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

    2h 35m

  8. 04/13/2024

    The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream

    Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

    2h 16m
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Four guys discuss movies, attempt improv, and subject themselves to omnipotent roulette wheels that decide what movies they review.

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  • Creator
    Christopher Rose
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2025
  • Episodes
    231
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Christopher Rose
  • Show Website
    The Maestro Movie Podcast