Livin' Like Larry

The Audio Aristocrats

5.0 (2)
Comedy

Where dreams come true... and you cum too! SoundCloud wants us to pay more to provide our full catalog. F**k that. Head over to our YouTube channel to revisit old episodes. (This is a work of parody. Please do not sue us, David Schwimmer.)

10/15/2025

Episode 37 - It's Joever: Mark Leaves Us for the Joe Rogan Experience

In a harrowing upset, Mark reveals that he's been tapped to join Joe Rogan on his podcast as co-host...and his Livin' Like Larry days are numbered. Can the rest of the gang convince him to stay?

15 min
10/15/2025

Episode 36 - C**k Talk

This episode begins and ends with hypotheticals concerning the Nobel Peace Prize. Somehow, the remaining 14 minutes are comprised of nothing but discussions on penises, how to photograph them, how the populace of Belgium survives despite them, and (most importantly) whether you can dedicate a Nobel Peace Prize to them.

15 min
09/20/2025

Episode 35 - Testicular Calluses

Can holding another man's penis save us from a repeat 9/11 attack? Not if Mark has his way. More importantly: should you work the sack, not the shaft? Sam thinks so—and he's willing to put his testicles where his mouth is. So to speak.

15 min
09/20/2025

Episode 34 - A Conversation with Hitler

Mark, having been temporarily possessed by the everlasting soul of Adolf Hitler, regales us with his method for success and prosperity—and how he intends to fix this broken nation.

15 min
09/20/2025

Episode 33 - How to Kill Charlie Kirk and Get Away with It

Following last episode's divisive run-in with the law, the gang re-recruits Normal Seth to discuss the sovereignty of Africa. Then Sam details his fool-proof plan for getting away with political assassination under the cover of jury duty.

15 min
09/06/2025

Episode 32 - Mexican Seth Escapes ICE in an Uber

In this very special extended episode, Seth's whereabouts are unknown. Here to take his place is his doppelganger: Mexican Seth. Listen along as Sam escorts the allegorical Mexican Seth on a dangerous Uber ride to freedom while EJ and Mark discuss workers' rights and the enigmatic Tommy T.

23 min
07/21/2025

Episode 31 - Misogyny: Is It Right For You?

In a rapidly changing world, it's time we ask the pertinent question: is misogyny really all that bad? The guys discuss the pros and cons of embracing the culture of our forefathers, returning us to a simpler time when everyone knew their place and neighbors f****d each other's livestock. For legal purposes, all views expressed in this episode are satirical. Except for those of Seth. He insisted that they were, in fact, his unaltered beliefs.

15 min
07/21/2025

Episode 30 - Seth's Secret Sounding Fetish

Seth proposes the next big thing in social media: catheters. Now it's up to the guys to name this new endeavor, find out who's interested, and monetize the hell out of it. Spoiler: they fail on all counts.

15 min
07/21/2025

Episode 29 - Diddle or Be Diddled: Uncovering the Epstein List

What would YOU do if the list came out...and your name was on it? That's what the guys discuss in this provocative episode. Also: a brief recounting of EJ's time on the island—including some interesting celebrity name-drops—and some speculation into how generously Epstein's janitorial staff were compensated.

15 min
07/21/2025

Episode 28 - Ejaculation Etiquette for Funerals, Weddings, and Other Formal Occasions

They're back! Season 4 begins with a return to form as the guys discuss Mark's masturbatory machinations. Then a brief foray into suicidal ideation leads to the discovery of the ultimate tribute for one's bereaved...and wife-to-be?

15 min
09/12/2021

Episode 27 - The "Sam" Special

This episode, the guys once again fail at producing a special. What begins as a loose interview of the infamous Sam quickly turns into a series of disturbing questions and treasured memories.

15 min

11 Episodes

5

out of 5

2 Ratings

Can’t stop listening

07/21/2025

Smucklz

Riveting episode after riveting episode. Loving season 2. Can’t wait for season 3 already.
Great Mixture of Content

06/15/2020

Igual Perez

If you’re looking for a podcast that will spice up your day then this is it. I love the flow of conversation between the three main personas EJ, Mark, and Sam. My only criticism is that they don’t bring guest speakers.

Where dreams come true... and you cum too! SoundCloud wants us to pay more to provide our full catalog. F**k that. Head over to our YouTube channel to revisit old episodes. (This is a work of parody. Please do not sue us, David Schwimmer.)

Creator

The Audio Aristocrats
Years Active

2018 - 2025
Episodes

11
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

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