ROCK MORNINGS

Brian Simpson

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

  1. 16h ago

    Brian makes a SHOCKING revelation. Doc's Racing Report LIVE in studio. The average penis size is...

    Happy Friday, yo! Lots to get to this morning with a big weekend ahead. Bull riding, our "No Tie" event, football on Sunday, hanging up Xmas lights! In the news this morning, a child in Wisconsin has died from the measles, the Superintendent in Union Grove gets arrested on child pornography charges, a recall on ladders, a shooting at a Post Office in Iowa, Russell Brand has been found guilty of rape & sexual assault, and Morgan Fairchild(76) becomes the latest celebrity to join OnlyFans. In sports, the Jags beat the Ravens last night to kick-off Week 9 in the NFL, the Bucks are back on the hardwood tonight, the Badger men's basketball team also hits the court tonight, the Badger football team is at home against Rutgers tomorrow, Malachi Toney is getting ankle surgery and is likely going to miss the rest of the regular season for Miami, Carson Wentz is going to be starting for the Vikings on MNF against the Bills, and LIV Golf is dead. We talked about what's on TV & streaming this weekend and what's new in theaters. Plus, Ozzfest officially announces it's return, and "John Wick" is getting an animated prequel! There's dangerous flooding happening in Florida right now, and a family was just rescued by some local teens after they became trapped, a K9 bloodhound officer recently helped rescue two missing boys, and the mystery of a sunken treasure has been solved! Elsewhere in sports, the PWHL is requiring neck guards for all of it's players this season, they are going to be collecting all the urine at the Michigan/Michigan State game this weekend, Diana Russini is allegedly coming back, and Luka Doncic has a dude kicked out of a Laker game. Brian made a SHOCKING revelation on today's show about his Christmas decor, Doc joined us in studio this morning for his racing report thanks to County Materials in Holmen & Eau Claire, and according to a new study on the average size of penises....most of us aren't doing too bad! And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaTeen who's been popped for DUI three times in the last three months, a 97 year-old man who dies shortly after dancing to the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" at his own birthday party, an Italian chef who got fired because he refused to put pineapple on a pizza, a bus driver that got arrested for trapping a kid's backpack in the door of the bus & dragging the student, a mayor of a small town in Canada couldn't stop stealing bottles of Bacardi, See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Brian makes a SHOCKING revelation. Doc's Racing Report LIVE in studio. The average penis size is...

  2. 1d ago

    National Redhead Day! Office Cora. Hypothetical Thursday. Have the popcorn buckets gone too far?

    Some rain possible this morning, but should clear up by this afternoon. Big weekend ahead with the Professional Championship Bullriders at the La Crosse Center on Friday & Saturday, and our annual "No Tie" charity dinner at Sagra on Saturday night. Plus, a full slate of NFL action on Sunday!!! In the news this morning, someone from NJ won the $835 million Powerball last night, a recall on kale chips, a look at tomorrow night's Mega Millions drawing, a father in Pennsylvania threw his two kids off a parking ramp before jumping to his own death, an old man in NH gets arrested for slapping a Turning Point USA employee outside a polling place, and the cop in Georgia who shot & killed "Hee Haw" the donkey won't face any criminal charges. In sports, a look at the Week 9 schedule in the NFL that kicks off tonight with Jacksonville vs. Baltimore, the Bucks lost to the Celtics last night in Boston, the Badger men's basketball team gets back on the court tomorrow night, and the football team plays Saturday at home against Rutgers. Also, the Lions' Jack Campbell issues a statement on his recovery, Josh Jacobs talks about a possible new suspension from the NFL, Sam Darnold is out again for the Seahawks this week, DeShaun Watson is in the concussion protocol, and the Eagles are starting Joe Milton on Sunday. We talked about what's on TV & streaming today/tonight. Also, a new documentary about the legendary SCTV is now on Netflix, GTA 6 is going to need a ton of storage...and have we gone too far with the whole "popcorn bucket" thing? It's National Redhead Day, so we looked at some interesting facts & stats about people with naturally red hair. A support dog is getting some extra attention after it helped save a man's life after he fell down the stairs in the middle of the night. And check out this woman who became the first person to ever swim the entire California coastline...covering over 900 miles in 111 days! It's Hypothetical Thursday, so we asked each other some questions. Brian's question for Jean was: "If you never had to sleep again, without any sort of physical or mental setbacks, what would you do with the extra time?" Jean's question for Brian was: " " Elsewhere in sports, the Brewers just lost their senior vice president of player development and performance to the A's, LIV Golf is now in really hot water after their latest financial partner backed out, and the viewership...and attendance for the WNBA Finals were up! Office Cora joined us just after 8am to talk about what she's up to this weekend in the 715. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan who flipped his truck after a police chase and asked the officers for a cigarette when they were arresting him, a hawk in California that's too fat to fly, a couple of employees at a school in California that allegedly embezzled over $300,000 from the school, a shopper at a mall in #Florida gets seriously injured after a holiday decoration falls from the ceiling, & another #FloridaWoman who used her kids to help steal her neighbor's furniture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    National Redhead Day! Office Cora. Hypothetical Thursday. Have the popcorn buckets gone too far?

  3. 2d ago

    Election results. One Gotta Go Wednesday. Week 9 Pigskin Picks. Bad News with Happy Music.

    Another wet one today with showers in the morning...hopefully it'll clear up a bit this afternoon so I can start putting up some of my Xmas lights. Yes, I'm that guy. I'd much rather work on this task when it's decent outside rather than waiting until it's freezing. In the news, we discussed the election results, ANOTHER recall on blood pressure meds, both the Powerball & Mega Millions jackpots are getting bloated, people are apparently referring to Diet Cokes as "fridge cigarettes", and according to National Geographic's annual "Best of the World" travel list...Madison is the top spot in the US! In sports, the first College Football Playoff rankings are out, a look at the Week 9 schedule in the NFL, the Bucks are in Boston tonight to take on the Celtics, Major League Baseball is looking to push it's implementation of a salary cap & floor to 2028, C.J. Gardner-Johnson is cut by the Bills, the Mariners hire a new coach, the NY Liberty fired their coach, and Carson Hocevar is in BIG trouble. We talked about what's on TV & streaming today/tonight. Plus, Neve Campbell is going to be back as Sidney Prescott in "Scream 8", and Nicolas Cage has been living in hotels since that sinkhole popped up at his house. Also, the countdown is ON for details about the new "Ozzfest"!!! A heroic 5th grader was able to help save her bus driver's life after the bus driver suffered a severe asthma attack. And check out this dude with a rare blood type that made a serious impact by donating! Today's edition of "One Gotta Go Wednesday", we had to pick from four different rude behaviors at concerts - Excessive talking/Over-the-top phone usage/Standing directly in front of someone/Being too smelly. We've heard of "quiet quitting"...but what about getting "quiet fired". Here's a few things to be on the lookout for at your place of employment. Elsewhere in sports, former Badger, Russell Wilson, got interviewed for the NC State head coaching gig, a soccer player dies on the pitch, and the strangest free throw you've ever seen! Tyler was back in studio this week after a no-call/no-show last week to help Jean make her Week 9 Pigskin Picks. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a couple of people in dinosaur costumes fighting with other customers at a grocery store, a guy in a Pikachu costume who used a bat to vandalize a couple of banks in Colorado, a man in Indiana who shoved a bar of soap into a kid's mouth after the child cursed, a woman that was paying her neighbor's electric bill for a DECADE, & a comedy club in Pittsburgh that's in hot water for allowing a customer to come to their Halloween show wearing a Hitler costume. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Election results. One Gotta Go Wednesday. Week 9 Pigskin Picks. Bad News with Happy Music.

  4. 3d ago

    Karens of the Day. Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports Show. Week 8 Pigskin Picks results. Fighting the flu.

    More rain in the forecast today...guess I'll be napping after filling out my ballot! That's right, it's Election Day and you can find all the details here. Jean returned after taking yesterday off, and we took a look at our Week 8 Pigskin Picks! Plus, flu season is approaching and apparently...taking cold showers can help protect you from getting sick. In the news this morning, the latest on that deadly plane crash in Florida, a recall on cinnamon, a Burger King worker showed up in black face for her drive-thru shift, Jessica Alba joins Martha Stewart as a celebrity who has to apologize for their Halloween costume, and the new WKRP is recreating the infamous "turkey drop". In sports, the Bears beat the Seahawks to wrap up week 8 in NFL, a look at Week 9's schedule, the Bucks lost again last night, the Badger men's basketball team kicked off their regular season last night with a win over Denver, the Packers are standing by Josh Jacobs' side, and an update on the Lions' Jack Campbell. We talked about what's on TV & streaming today/tonight. Plus, what's new on New Release Tuesday. The trailer for "The Man with the Bag" dropped yesterday, and according to a new survey, a surprising amount of people would give up their pet....AND sex...to play GTA VI early! Cool story about a high school football field FILLED with groceries, and a guy who waited a long time for his Taco Bell decided to try & help out the lone employee in the restaurant. We had TWO Karens of the day...both Halloween related. Elsewhere in sports, Garnder Minshew gets the nod to be the starter for Arizona, Dodge is going to be returning to NASCAR next season, Jake Paul announces his next opponent, Michael Wilbon is stepping away from PTI & his other duties to deal with some health issues, and Bill Belichick is apparently single again. Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports Show joined us just after 8am to talk about the Brewers World Series win...and to preview this week's Packers/Patriots game. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who got popped for speeding because a passenger in her car was late for court, a teacher in NJ who was sexually assaulting a student, a new app that lets you sue anybody, and being mean to A.I. could get you in trouble!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Karens of the Day. Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports Show. Week 8 Pigskin Picks results. Fighting the flu.

  5. 4d ago

    Coping with the time change. The Brewers weekend recap. Moms & twins on OnlyFans.

    Halloween is over. The time has changed. And I spent about seven hours in my yard yesterday, breaking down all my Halloween decorations...raking & bagging leaves...mowing the lawn...and putting our summer stuff in the shed & garage for winter storage. Jean was out this morning, but we still had a ton of stuff! In the news, a mother in Oklahoma gets the maximum sentence after her 11 year-old daughter gave birth to her stepfather's baby, a recall on a French press coffee maker, a deadly shooting at a Spirit Halloween in California, a deadly plane crash in Palm Beach, and a lawsuit about what's actually in a McRib. In sports, the Badgers got shutout by Iowa on Saturday, a look at the updated NCAAF rankings, the Golden State Valkyries win the WNBA title over the weekend, Mike Norvell gets fired by FSU, a recap of yesterday's NFL action along with a glance at tonight's MNF game, the Badger men's basketball season gets underway tonight, the Bucks also play tonight, Lamar Jackson gets injured....AGAIN...and the results of yesterday's NASCAR race. Talked about what's on TV & streaming today/tonight. Plus, "Criminal Minds: Evolution" is coming to an end after 20 seasons. A peek at some of the celebrity costumes from the weekend and an apology from Martha Stewart because of her get-up. Cool story about a Veteran who recently got a beautifully refurbished vehicle from some auto collision students, a baby that was born in a car stuck in a traffic jam on a highway in Massachusetts, and a couple that put a bench on their property after noticing a student sitting on the ground while waiting for the bus. We set the clocks back on Sunday morning...and apparently, they could be changing again this month??? And what did people do with their extra hour yesterday??? Plus, a lot of people experience a disruption in their sleep schedule because of the time change, so we took a look at the Average American's sleep time. Elsewhere in sports, Dustin May is going to be a free agent this offseason, more allegations against Josh Jacobs, an ECU player gets seriously injured by a referee, and the awful Dwayne Wade statue finally gets an appropriate update. The Brewers had a wild weekend...winning the World Series on Wednesday...bringing the trophy to the Packer game at Lambeau on Thursday night...celebrating with a parade through the streets of Milwaukee on Friday...appearing on SNL on Saturday night...and trick-or-treating in Wauwautosa on Halloween night! And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", stories about a family that was dressed as cops & criminals for Halloween that got pulled over by an actual cop, a #FloridaWoman who tried to pay for her Taco Bell with some tampons, a few customers at a Chili's in NC suffered chemical burns after drinking margaritas, a #FloridaWoman who got arrested after threatening the President on social media, a #FloridaMan who shot & killed his two roommates after an argument about ice cream, an ambulance driver who abandoned a woman in the vehicle, and a couple of twins on OnlyFans who are now getting some help from their mom???? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Coping with the time change. The Brewers weekend recap. Moms & twins on OnlyFans.

  6. Oct 30

    Things to look forward to in November. Halloween stuff. Doc's Racing Report.

    Here it comes...the weekend! A big one, at that! The Brewers' championship parade is later this morning and schools are CLOSED in Milwaukee!!! We've got Halloween tomorrow. And a time change happening this weekend as well. Busy, busy. In honor of tomorrow's holiday, we had plenty of Halloween stuff on the show this morning, including some tips for surviving the next few days, the best cities for trick-or-treating, and some Halloween freebies you can take advantage of! With Sunday being November 1st, we also hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the new month, including movies...TV shows...sports...and holidays! In the news this morning, protests erupt in Spain after another deadly train crash, Patrick Stewart passes away, a recall on space heaters, DoorDash is buying Instacart, the FBI spoiled an alleged school shooting plot in Georgia, and an Instagram "prank" backfires. In sports, the Packers beat the Panthers last night to kick off Week 8 in the NFL, Christian Watson left the game...went to the hospital...came back...and kept playing, the Brewers showed up to Lambeau with the championship trophy, the WNBA Finals are going to a Game 7, the Badgers take on Iowa tomorrow, a look at the odds of the Brew Crew winning it all again next season, and the shocking & sad results of a study on NFL players with CTE. We talked about what's on TV & streaming this weekend along with what's new in theaters. Plus, the new "Dune" popcorn bucket is kinda cringe. Elsewhere in sports, Sophie Cunningham comments on the National Anthem controversy in the WNBA, some really cool stuff from the Brewers' championship run is headed to the Baseball HOF, and a new NASCAR event happening right after the season wraps up. Doc joined us for his weekly racing report thanks to County Materials in Holmen & Eau Claire. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who just got out of jail for robbing a convenience store...and went back to rob it again, a drunk #FloridaMan who broke into a Popeye's at 3am, a protest in MA over the "Liberty Bibberty" commercials, a #FloridaMan is accused of killing his wife & attempting to make it look like she was still alive for the last several years, another porn chick wants to bang 10,000 men in a day....virtually?... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Things to look forward to in November. Halloween stuff. Doc's Racing Report.

  7. Oct 29

    The Brewers WIN!!!! Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora almost dies! Halloween stuff!

    Holy crap, they did it!!! The Milwaukee Brewers won the World Series!!!!! Talked a lot about the Brew Crew this morning, including details on the championship parade, how & where to get freebies now that they've won, the locker room celebration...and more! Also in the news this morning, a recall on butter, a deadly train crash in Spain, a company in Tomah just won the "Coolest Thing Made in WI" contest, a 9/11 Memorial gets vandalized, a never-ending cruise comes to an end, and first it was cereal...now it looks like Bacon is going to be in a re-sealable package. In sports, the Packers & Panthers kick off Week 8 in the NFL tonight, the WNBA Finals continue later this morning, the Atlanta Dream pen a letter to their fans, Justin Tucker signs with the Chiefs, and the Colts are having a fire sale! We talked about what's on TV & streaming today/tonight. Plus, a look at a new documentary about the "Mad Pooper" in Colorado, Billy Corgan upsets women with his comments about having a younger wife, and the "Back to the Beginning" concert is not only coming to theaters...but it's also going to be released on CD & vinyl! A nice story about some fishermen who rescued a kangaroo that was swimming almost two miles from shore, a high school auto shop is being used to help fix people's cars for a lot less money, and is drill-free cavity repair coming???? It's "Hypothetical Thursday" today, and Jean's question for Brian was: " ". Meanwhile, Brian's question for Jean was: "If you had to chop off one of your body parts(like in SAW), which would you pick?" Halloween is coming up on Saturday and a new article in "Psychology Today" says you should sit down & eat some of your kid's haul with them after they get back from trick-or-treating! Also, a new survey says that the majority of adults want and "adults-only" Halloween. Elsewhere in sports, Maryland is offering students a chance to win free tuition...if they stay until the 4th quarter of an upcoming home game, Ernie Johnson is going to be leaving "Inside the NBA" after this season, the WWE is moving it's "Crown Jewel" event, and NASCAR announces a Veterans' Day concert & race combo. Office Cora joined us just after 8am to let us know what she's up to this weekend in the 715. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who got arrested for stealing a van so he could go poop, a criminal in Tulsa who cut off his ankle monitor and tied it to some balloons in the hopes that it would float away & confuse the police, a pastor in Ohio who has two wives & claims that having only one wife is "unbiblical", a dude who died in a freak accident at a sausage factory, & an epileptic woman who died after she listened to ChatGPT for medical advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Brewers WIN!!!! Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora almost dies! Halloween stuff!

  8. Oct 28

    One Gotta Go Wednesday. Week 8 Pigskin Picks with Tyler. A single gummy bear?

    Happy Hump Day, yo! Let's make it a good one. In the news this morning, Neil Young is suing President Trump, a recall on certain Toyota models, the Powerball jackpot is growing, a Dollar General lawsuit, some cereal bags are finally going to be resealable and the iPhone duo keeps breaking! In sports, the Brewers lost game 4 to the Rays last night, Thursday Night Football tomorrow kicks off Week 8 in the NFL, the WNBA Finals continue tomorrow, the #25 Badgers are at Iowa this Saturday, and the MN Timberwolves' Anthony Edwards is going to miss some time. We talked about what's on TV & streaming today/tonight. Plus, are they working on a sequel to "Kingpin"???? KISS unveils the trailer for their upcoming documentary about their final tour. And Bono admits that forcing iPhone users to have a U2 album on their phones went a bit too far. A kick-ass Veteran who just celebrated his 107th Birthday talks about his secret to longevity, and a zoo just installed a live-feed in a cheetah den after it gave birth! Had some Halloween stuff this morning including a woman who's going viral for the candy she found in her son's bag after a recent "Trunk or Treat" event, and a list of 80's movie monsters that would be the hardest to kill. It's "One Gotta Go Wednesday" and today's edition was also about horror movie icons...but we moved it up to some more recent films. Art The Clown. Ghostface. Jigsaw. Or the Creeper from "Jeepers Creepers". Which one are you getting rid of forever????? Elsewhere in sports, Jerry Jones would love to have Troy Aikman working for the Cowboys if his MNF gig falls through, Paul Pierce is having a tough time paying his bills, the 3 year-old kid who's too good at soccer to play with other kids his age is getting a new coach, and a bunch of parents brawling at a youth softball game. Tyler from upstairs once again joined us in the studio to help Jean make her Week 8 Pigskin Picks after a disastrous Week 7. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy living in a sewer in Baltimore who's harassing some neighborhood kids, a man sent a white substance to members of Congress...and actually put his own address on the letters, a #FloridaMom who left her kids at home alone for four days while she went to Vegas, a #FloridaMan who makes an extremely bizarre offer to a judge, and a pug that was allegedly stolen from an animal hospital by one of the employees. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    One Gotta Go Wednesday. Week 8 Pigskin Picks with Tyler. A single gummy bear?
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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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  • Creator
    Brian Simpson
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    849
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Mid-West Family La Crosse
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