Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

PodcastOne
  • 4.8 (5.4K)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

  1. 14h ago

    408:  Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins

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  2. 14h ago ·  Bonus

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    Introducing Why Smaller Goals Can Lead to Bigger Changes with Eric Zimmer from The Happiness Lab with Dr. Laurie Santos. Follow the show: The Happiness Lab with Dr. Laurie Santos Most of us are familiar with this frustrating pattern: you set a goal, start off strong, but then lose motivation and end up right back at square one. Why does it seem so hard to change — even when you have a plan in place? Turns out, you may be aiming too high, too soon. Laurie breaks down the science behind this pattern with Eric Zimmer, host of the award-winning podcast “The One You Feed” and author of the new book How A Little Becomes A Lot: The Art of Small Changes for a More Meaningful Life. Eric spent years struggling to overcome a heroin addiction before eventually turning his life around. He explains why lasting change often comes from making consistent progress in the right direction rather than attempting one dramatic transformation, and shares what he’s learned about building momentum, overcoming setbacks, and finally reaching the goals we’ve been striving for. Experts Mentioned: Eric Zimmer, author and host of “The One You Feed” Steven Pressfield, author Resources Mentioned: How A Little Becomes A Lot: The Art of Small Changes for a More Meaningful Life, by Eric Zimmer (2026) “The One You Feed,” hosted by Eric Zimmer  The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks and Win Your Inner Creative Battles by Steven Pressfield (2002) Related Episodes: "Dump Your Inner Drill Sergeant" "How to Kick Bad Habits (and Start Good Ones)" "You Only Live Once… So Commit" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. DISCLAIMER: Please note, this is an independent podcast episode not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced in conjunction with the host podcast feed or any of its media entities. The views and opinions expressed in this episode are solely those of the creators and guests. For any concerns, please reach out to team@podroll.fm.

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  3. Sep 16

    407: Reviews of Deodorant

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  4. Sep 9

    406: Reviews of Novelty Ice

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  5. Sep 2

    405: Reviews of Mini Golf

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  6. Aug 26

    404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release)

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  7. Aug 19

    403: Reviews of The Container Store

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  8. Aug 12

    402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez

    Even Kazoo people use toothpaste. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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  • Creator
    PodcastOne
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    461
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
  • Show Website
    Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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