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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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    • 4.9 • 5K Ratings

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

    Michael's Hot Mom Reveal

    Michael's Hot Mom Reveal

     Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.comGet 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at www.shipstation.com with our promo code SOCKS.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Seal Team D.I.C.K.

    Seal Team D.I.C.K.

     The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company,  discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is  super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    • 10 min
    Sucked Off by a Sandwich

    Sucked Off by a Sandwich

     This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how f****n hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    • 11 min
    NFT that c*ochie

    NFT that c*ochie

    The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS.Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at www.keeps.com/SOCKSThanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Choose to feel everything by shopping SKYN on Amazon.

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Bowflex the Vulva

    Bowflex the Vulva

    Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE. 

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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Miata of a P*ssy

    Miata of a P*ssy

    The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares.Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    • 11 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
5K Ratings

5K Ratings

niclfree ,

Yesssss

They know how to engage with an audience and read a room.. lol.. love them! 😎

emmyylouuu ,

Would be 5 stars...

If Trevor had a different co-host or just went solo. He is dumb and makes me feel like a much more high-functioning adult than I actually am

Annnj8 ,

You gottta listen!!

Best freaking podcast, hella funny.
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I listen to it everyday and replay at work to get me through an 8 hour shift
Thanks for the laughs!!

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