Animated Opinions

Topless Robot

Reviews of only the finest animated blockbuster bombs, from two women with experience in the industry.

  1. 12/11/2019

    S4 FINALE: The McElroy Brothers Will Watch Trolls 2 With the Hosts of Animated Opinions, feat a review of Norm of the North 2

    We reviewed Norm of the North 2, but also launched our most ambitious Patreon bonus to date.  Help us succeed by tweeting at the McElroys????? Love you, mean it.

    58 min

  2. 12/04/2019

    S4 E9: Ready Player One

    Robert Zemeckis... shockingly was not involved in this one. It was a nightmare, and I'm glad that it's over. Steven Spielberg, why did you do this to us?

    1h 9m

  3. 11/27/2019

    S4 E8: Freebirds

    In a fit of manic podcasting energy, Emily DEMANDED we go off schedule and do a Thanksgiving episode, so here it is: FREEBIRDS. God, this movie was not good, and is not streaming anywhere, and I do not recommend you waste $3 to rent it. Just watch some Parks and Rec and imagine they're all animated turkeys.

    1h 5m

  4. 11/13/2019

    S4 E7: Tony Hawk In Boom Boom Sabotage

    Emily finds out there were Tony Hawk games past Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, and we discuss a movie that is basically just a glorified PS2 cutscene. DISCLAIMER: Dear Tony Hawk, this is all in the name of comedy you are a very cool skateboard guy and I would definitely recognize you in person.

    53 min

  5. 11/06/2019

    S4 E6: Rock Dog

    We rock out with a low-budget Chinese movie that is shockingly charming. Enjoy our discussion of definitely not Tibetan Zootopia. Want more? Visit our parent site, ToplessRobot.com

    59 min

  6. 10/30/2019

    S4 E5: Garfield A Tale of Two Kitties

    We watched a CGI cat butthole, and also this Garfield movie. Despite watching it, I'm already pretty sure it doesn't exist, so have fun! If you'd like to, visit our parent website, ToplessRobot.com

    41 min

  7. 10/23/2019

    S4 E4: Monkeybone

    Brendan Fraiser calls his wing wang Monkeybone in this gorgeous and deeply troubled film. We talk about other things, but at this point, are you not already clicking play to figure out the context of that sentence? Visit our parent website, ToplessRobot.com, for reasons!

    1h 19m

  8. 10/16/2019

    S4 E3: The Emoji Movie

    In this episode, featuring special guest star Ryan Schremp (Topless Robot Podcast, Creepypodsta), I've finally gotten my way and we discuss The Emoji Movie! We discuss which emojis embody our spirits, the many many plot holes in this film, and feminism???

    1h 41m
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Reviews of only the finest animated blockbuster bombs, from two women with experience in the industry.

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    Topless Robot
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  • Episodes
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