Movies N Sh*t

Movies N Sh*t Podcast

Patrick and Kelly talking about movies and sh*t.

  1. 3d ago ·  Bonus

    Commentary 27: Point Break (no movie audio)

    Your favorite podsmiths are back -- young, dumb and full of commentary.  In a perfect world, there would be a perfect movie.  And if that movie existed, it would have surfing, skydiving, surfing and skydiving themed philosophical exposition, bank robberies, the best 90s one-liners you can imagine, and it might just provide a blueprint for the Fast and the Furious franchise.  Well, you're in luck, because that movie exists and we're here to talk at you about it. Trust us, NOTHING comes close to it... not even sex (although we may not be doing it right).  So grab a meatball sandwich or two and strap in for the ultimate movie commentary... and you won't even have to be willing to pay the ultimate price.  Vaya con Dios, movie fans.

    2h 34m

  2. 3d ago ·  Bonus

    Commentary 27: Point Break (with movie audio)

    Your favorite podsmiths are back -- young, dumb and full of commentary.  In a perfect world, there would be a perfect movie.  And if that movie existed, it would have surfing, skydiving, surfing and skydiving themed philosophical exposition, bank robberies, the best 90s one-liners you can imagine, and it might just provide a blueprint for the Fast and the Furious franchise.  Well, you're in luck, because that movie exists and we're here to talk at you about it. Trust us, NOTHING comes close to it... not even sex (although we may not be doing it right).  So grab a meatball sandwich or two and strap in for the ultimate movie commentary... and you won't even have to be willing to pay the ultimate price.  Vaya con Dios, movie fans.

    2h 34m

  3. Jun 1

    Episode 77: What if Our Purpose in Life is to Talk About Movies?

    This episode kicks off with a discussion about theatrical releases, social media, Point Break and The Fast and the Furious before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (6:56), TV Talk (44:27), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:03:56).  Then Patrick continues to share his gift by absolutely crushing this latest edition of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:22:56), trying his hand at stand-alone Star Wars Tomato Talk (1:25:30) and providing a Hidden Gem recommendation (1:28:31) before we lovingly sign off until next time.   Episode highlights include discussions about what we want out of a biopic, the appropriate way to watch horror if you don’t like horror, Star Wars talk, the Cosm experience, our continued love for Brosnan’s James Bond, the surprising amount of episodes of The Pitt, the problem with the Jack Ryan of today, how Andy Weir’s thoughts about modern Star Trek mirror our own, the stupidity of circumstances surrounding the Egyptian theater in Hollywood, and our hopes for future Spielberg flicks.  All that, plus Kelly - on the record - calling Peter Jackson a bitch!  Our best wishes to Lord of the Rings super fan and talented funny-man, Stephen Colbert, and shout-out to long time listener and friend of the podcast, Chance, for his shocking television recommendation - Widow’s Bay.

    1h 30m

  4. Mar 27

    Episode 76: Stuff Patrick Won’t Watch (and other stuff too)

    This episode kicks off with a quick Oscar recap before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (26:25), TV Talk (1:06:27), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:36:20).  Then Patrick continues to share his gift by absolutely crushing this latest edition of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:55:46), and also doing pretty good at an Oscar themed Tomato Talk (1:58:18).  Finally, Patrick provides a Hidden Gem recommendation (2:03:15) before we lovingly say goodbye and invite all of our listeners to be heroes.   Episode highlights include tributes to maybe our favorite onscreen mom, soldier and quarterback, as well as the all-time martial arts champion of meme production, also — discussions about cool, new microphones, Patrick winning this year’s Oscar ballot competition, James Bond movies and the birth of the action movie genre, a live defense against crows, observations of lizard push-ups, Jessie Buckley, Project Hail Mary and the confusingly poor decisions of Disney Star Wars, Patrick’s problems with Star Trek, Patrick’s problems with hidden camera shows, Kelly’s problems with Shrinking, and Patrick’s excitement and fear of Stephen Colbert taking a crack at writing a Lord of the Rings movie.  Shout-out to longtime listener and friend of the podcast, Kevin, for his thrilling video message tribute to the magnificent cinematic poetry that is Point Break.    Someday the podcast’s gonna end (but not today).

    2h 8m

  5. Jan 25

    Episode 75: Podcast Supreme

    In honor of their 75th episode (and the 25th anniversary re-release of the extended edition Lord of the Rings trilogy, your favorite podsmiths talk longer than ever before(!) about Bowfinger, podcast awards and award show formats, Armageddon and real life rocket launches, RVs, and stumbling into better production value than you actually deserve before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (32:00), TV Talk (1:56:40), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (2:27:53).  Then Patrick shares his gift by absolutely nailing another edition of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:59:35), before a special Cooper/Safdie themed Tomato Talk (3:01:08).  Finally, a pair of Hidden Gem recommendations (3:03:36) before we say goodbye until next time.  Episode highlights include Oscar talk, discussions about stand-up comedy, the importance of movie titles, Avatar OR great storytellers losing their magic, artists obsessed with their craft, world building, the importance of film score, Jessie Buckley, the brilliant insanity of the 28 Days Later franchise, Skarsgards, overcharging your customers, the latest version of the Die Hard formula, Trek talk and all the things we don’t like about the post-burn time period, movies with the most Oscar nominations, Dunesday, new Star Wars leadership, a disappointing Bond update, and the importance of keeping movies and movie going relevant and desirable. Strap in and enjoy!

    3h 8m

  6. 12/24/2025 ·  Bonus

    Commentary 26: Batman Returns (no movie audio)

    Movies N Sh*t Returns with the latest commentary episode from your favorite podsmiths.  Just in time for the holiday season, it's the Christmastime commentary special of 1992’s Batman Returns!  Join us in revisiting the Tim Burton-iest Batman movie Tim Burton could ever have gotten away with making.  It’s all there - death, resurrection, real penguins, fake penguins, Danny Devito’s disgusting man-penguin, that vacuum sealed Catwoman suit (👀), circus clown baddies totally unrelated to the Joker, a bomb carrying dog, a note delivering monkey, Michelle Pfeifer eating a bird, Christopher Walken, stunning miniatures, giant rubber duckies, plenty of sexual innuendo, cold soup, and Christmas… Christmas everywhere!  A movie that’ll thrill you with its vision, and have you asking, “This was for kids?”  Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a dark knight!

    2h 27m

  7. 12/24/2025 ·  Bonus

    Commentary 26: Batman Returns (with movie audio)

    Movies N Sh*t Returns with the latest commentary episode from your favorite podsmiths.  Just in time for the holiday season, it's the Christmastime commentary special of 1992’s Batman Returns!  Join us in revisiting the Tim Burton-iest Batman movie Tim Burton could ever have gotten away with making.  It’s all there - death, resurrection, real penguins, fake penguins, Danny Devito’s disgusting man-penguin, that vacuum sealed Catwoman suit (👀), circus clown baddies totally unrelated to the Joker, a bomb carrying dog, a note delivering monkey, Michelle Pfeifer eating a bird, Christopher Walken, stunning miniatures, giant rubber duckies, plenty of sexual innuendo, cold soup, and Christmas… Christmas everywhere!  A movie that’ll thrill you with its vision, and have you asking, “This was for kids?”  Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a dark knight!

    2h 27m

  8. 12/19/2025

    Episode 74: This Podcast Goes Up To 11

    In today’s conversation, we pay loving tribute to Rob Reiner and acknowledge a remarkable achievement by Patrick before your regularly scheduled programming of Movies We’ve Seen since last time (20:46), TV Talk (1:04:29), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:22:22).  Then it’s time for an exciting Lethal Weapon 2 installment of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (1:36:54) before Patrick grinds out another What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:52:41), a special Rob Reiner themed Tomato Talk (1:55:49), and nails a quick installment of the Action Movie Trivia Card game (2:00:49).  Finally, a Christmas Hidden Gem recommendation (2:02:35) before we say goodbye until next year.  Episode highlights include discussions about paranormal theater, sponges, anacondas, the 1974 men’s basketball national champion NC State Wolfpack, run-ins with Jeff Goldblum, great steaks, revisiting the Iron Man movies, the length of time between television seasons, the brilliance of Vince Gilligan, Star Trek and Star Wars, 24, Netflix purchases and intentions, the future of the Oscars, leaf blowers, new Spielberg, Gates McFadden’s NOT sister, and Jack Nicholson’s love of acting.

    2h 6m
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Patrick and Kelly talking about movies and sh*t.

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  • Creator
    Movies N Sh*t Podcast
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    140
  • Rating
    Explicit
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