You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.

  1. #247 SEZAIRI: GOING INDIE & THE MOST INTENSE ALBUM HE'S MADE

    3d ago

    #247 SEZAIRI: GOING INDIE & THE MOST INTENSE ALBUM HE'S MADE

    After his breakout hit It’s You went viral around the world, Singaporean artist Sezairi became one of Southeast Asia’s most recognizable voices. In this episode, Sezairi sits down with Ming Yue for an honest and reflective conversation about his journey as an artist- from winning Singapore Idol to navigating the pressures and opportunities that came with overnight internet fame.  Whether you discovered him through It’s You or have followed his music for years, this conversation offers a closer look at the artist behind the songs and the journey that shaped him!

    1h 2m
  2. #246 LOSING OUR SALARIES TO AYAM GEPUK, POKÉMON CARDS & LEGOS

    May 18

    #246 LOSING OUR SALARIES TO AYAM GEPUK, POKÉMON CARDS & LEGOS

    Adult money sounded A LOT cooler when we were kids? Turns out it mostly goes to insurance, impulsive makeup purchases, Pokémon cards, and lots of emotional damage. In this episode, we unpack our first paychecks, childhood money trauma, and the deeply Malaysian experience of saying “I’m just looking only” before spending on Japanese knives we don’t need. Watch the full episode to see how we used our adult money to heal our inner child.If you love the furniture on our new set, you can shop on ruma: You can find their outlets across Malaysia, including Petaling Jaya, Johor Bahru, Nilai, Penang, Shah Alam, and Kuantan. https://www.ruma-home.com/

    1h 2m
  3. #245 SURPRISING OUR BOSS WITH HIS DREAM PODCAST

    Apr 20

    #245 SURPRISING OUR BOSS WITH HIS DREAM PODCAST

    We surprised Ming Han with his dream podcast setup for his birthday! We talked about how we planned this surprise, our birthday traditions at The Takeaway Table and the whimsy of embracing birthdays as we get older.

    54 min
  4. #244 NOBODY TAUGHT US ABOUT ADULTING

    Apr 6

    #244 NOBODY TAUGHT US ABOUT ADULTING

    When we were younger, we'd always imagined what it was like to be an adult. Now that we're adults, how much of those expectations were true? We discuss having imaginary friends, childhood dreams and things that made us realized we've stepped into adulthood.

    1h 14m
  5. #243 PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED US: ARE WE TOO PETTY?

    Mar 2

    #243 PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED US: ARE WE TOO PETTY?

    Are we easy to forgive, or is there a dark spirit still festering in our hearts?In this episode, we talk about the people who’ve wronged us, the grudges we swear we’ve moved on from, and the arguments we keep winning in the shower. Is there a “correct” way to react when someone hurts you? And when does being understanding turn into being dumb?It’s all here: the resentment, the rage, and the petty little thoughts we usually keep to ourselves.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Check out our hosts on Instagram!MingH: https://instagram.com/dmingthingMingY: https://instagram.com/mingasaur

    1h 25m
  6. #242 MILLENNIALS EXPLAIN DATING: IS LOVE TRANSACTIONAL?

    Feb 16

    #242 MILLENNIALS EXPLAIN DATING: IS LOVE TRANSACTIONAL?

    Is love still about feelings… or are we all just doing cost-benefit analysis now? How transactional is modern dating now? Are we all secretly materialists? And is it ever valid to treat someone like a “project” and try to upgrade them? We know we sound old, but hear us out… We’e get painfully honest about our value in the dating market, the unrealistic expectations we carry, and what we actually bring to the table.  You might wanna sit down to find out. ____ CHAPTERS00:15 - Bizarre happenings 02:15 - Dating bio intros 12:00 - PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME.12.49 - Uncle Ming thinks dating is transactional 14:30 - The Materialists16:20 - Do you value realism or true love?18:20 - Dealing with LDR22:00 - The mother of my kids26:30 - What do you bring to the table?28:20 - Are you acting or is this real?33:00 - Being a trad wife33:30 - The urges to cook for guys36:50 - Diluting the date with friends38:00 - Auditioning the friends41:00 - Garlic chopping insecurities 41:30 - The salty food test45:00 - Anti passenger princess agenda 48:50 - Does age drop your market value?56:00 - Just love and get divorced??56:30 - Guys don’t know their types59:30 - I think I like a big forehead.01:01:00 - Hairiness vs Hairless men 01:03:00 - Dating pool so bad I should move

    1h 5m
  7. #241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY

    Feb 2

    #241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY

    As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it. CHAPTERS 00:16 - Stop horsing around  01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now  02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you 02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year 03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words  07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier 08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood  09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel  10:15 - I want to eat your Ma  12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas?? 13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash 13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable  18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings 20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies 23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef  24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house  27.20 - Making my ma cry  28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side  30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families  31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word  32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes 35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions 36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you  39:00 - Rabbits get moving 39:38 - Be careful of your bird  40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions 43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions  45:20 - How do you talk to kids…  47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ 52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams 55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family  54:45 - Hot Takes of 2026 54:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE 57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed  01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts 01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog  01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang 01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what

    1h 11m
  8. #240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

    Jan 19

    #240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

    Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses. From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem. You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ ____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s… accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming The Pharmacist 44:25 - We’re eating every oyen on the street 45:15 - Is it okay to eat a humans46:50 - Big backing medicine 48:00 - Prolonging human jerky and diarrhea 49:40 - The moral dilemma of delicious human51:00 - It’s more fun to be Rat King 52:22 - Weapon of choice 58:00 - Most likely to hide their zombie bite59:40 - Human Spirit vs. Zombie Bite1:01:00 - A bite on your buttcheek 1:02:10 - Chain me up baby 1:03:55 - Caleb the interbreeding Sewer Emperor 1:09:50 - Living off the scraps of the world1:13:20 - Becoming a sneaky Geisha1:18:40 - Evil one man utopia1:20:45 - This Is The End plagiarism 1:23:30 - Will you hide your bite?1:23:46 - Save your pet, spouse, or family?1:20:20 - DON'T LET JENHAN SNAP.

    1h 27m
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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.

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