Geisler's Guidelines

Jordan Geisler

Welcome to Geisler's Guidelines, the blog-turned-podcast! Sit down with the slightly informed, sarcastic, and somewhat innocent Jordan Geisler and his very special guests as they jump into lively discussions and bizarre tangents. Enjoy almost-edgy and occasionally irreverent topics paired with out-of-the-box, Jordan-original games and segments. Tune in to hear what absolutely no one is (but should be) raving about!

  1. 05/12/2020

    S2 E16: Power, with Susan Silva

    To celebrate the series finale, Jordan invites the guest who helped push him to pursue doing a podcast: his cousin, Susan Silva. Together, the two discuss the meaning of power in their lives, whether they consider themselves powerful, times they've been powerless, and the most valuable kind of power. Later, they engage in Mad Lib Dating Profile where they create people they instantly fall in love with. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening and being a part of the journey! And be sure to look for Jordan’s upcoming project, the Roast and Toast Podcast, when it debuts in a few weeks!

  2. 05/05/2020

    S2 E15: Pain, with Ashley Ward

    Jordan’s good friend Ashley comes on the podcast to talk about their problems with pain. Together they delve into the problem with the concept “forgive and forget,” the differences between emotional and physical pain, and the importance of learning to let things go. Later, they play a game of Hot or Not that unintentionally involves a lot of Marvel characters. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  3. 04/28/2020

    S2 Episode 14: Roast & Toast, with John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer

    Former guests John Shupe and Rhiane Steinhauer (S2 E1) come back on the show to roast and toast (more roast than toast) the heck out of the 2006 flop "Zoom." Together they go through the many plotholes of the movie, how Chevy Chase is essentially Elton John, Courtney Cox's inability to walk, the worst superhero fight in movie history, the disgust of Spencer Breslin's superpower, Tim Allen’s pervy finger, and much, much more! They also introduce a new Roast & Toast segment dedicated to viewing 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 star movie reviews. Later, they play a game of Shoot Your Shot and instantly regret it. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  4. 04/21/2020

    S2 Episode 13: Emotions, with Rachel Oldham

    Welcome to what was originally scheduled as the season 3 opener, but alas is another episode in season 2. In the episode, Jordan makes some very important announcements about the future of the podcast. Jordan's (ex-)wife, Rachel Oldham, comes on the show to talk about emotions. Together, the married couple discusses their most frequently felt emotions, whether they think more with their head or their heart, and how they feel about sharing their emotions with other people. Afterwards, they play a rousing game of Character Profile where Jordan laughs way too hard over someone eating lotion. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  5. 04/14/2020

    S2 Episode 12: Siblingships, with Paige Geisler, Lily Vickers, and Olivia Buchanan

    In what was originally scheduled as the season 2 finale (but is explained at the beginning of this episode), Jordan ropes in his sister Paige (from S1 E2 and S2 E10) and cousins Lily (S1 E4) and Olivia (S1 E5) to talk about their sibling relationships. Together they discuss what they think of their siblings, how their relationship dynamic has changed over the years, and their funniest stories about their sibling. Also, there are amazing tangents including, but not limited to, an almost R-rated discussion on the  American Girl Doll puberty book, Jordan's aversion to fruits and vegetables, and anger issues. Later, they resurrect the game 15 Shades of Jordan, which is now 10 Shades of Jordan. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  6. 04/07/2020

    S2 Episode 11: Popularity, with Katie Snider

    Jordan and his long-time friend Katie Snider flashback to their high school days and their popularity. They explain their nearly decade-long friendship and how multiple group projects and classes have brought them to become friends. Together, the two friends discuss how people become popular, Jordan's sandwich model of high-school popularity, and whether they think they were popular or not during their time in high-school. Plus, they look back upon the mythic Viking Bertha. Later, they play a rousing game of Spin-Off. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  7. 03/31/2020

    Season 2 Episode 10: Roast and Toast, with Paige Geisler

    Due to her losing a bet, Paige Geisler comes back on the show to do a Roast and Toast of the 2007 heist movie Mad Money starring Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, Katie Holmes, and Ted Danson. Together, Paige and Jordan discuss the major issues of the movie while covering its very few good points. They discuss the underlining racism and white privilege, not knowing characters’ names, draped sweaters, Martha Stewart, typical stereotypes and tropes portrayed by the characters, and sexual harassment. Later, they play a new game called Mad Lib Dating Profile. Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  8. 03/24/2020

    S2 Episode 9: Stress, with Tiffany Koerner

    Jordan and his good friend Tiffany spill some tea on all of the stress in their lives. Together they discuss times they've been overly stressed, when they've been driven to tears from stress, and what they think the difference is between stress and anxiety. Later, they play a brand new game about their attraction to celebrities and other famous figures called Hot or Not, and they end up plotting to get a political alliance going on between President Trump and Queen Elizabeth. Also, be sure to watch the movie Mad Money to prepare for the next episode's Roast and Toast with Paige Geisler (the movie is available on Netflix). Please leave a review so other people know that Geisler's Guidelines is well worth a listen. The Geisler's Guidelines cover art is thanks to Olivia Buchanan and Susan Silva. Follow Jordan on Instagram @savage_sasquatch78, and if you'd like to suggest a topic for discussion, send it to geislersguidelines@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

    S2 Episode 9: Stress, with Tiffany Koerner
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Welcome to Geisler's Guidelines, the blog-turned-podcast! Sit down with the slightly informed, sarcastic, and somewhat innocent Jordan Geisler and his very special guests as they jump into lively discussions and bizarre tangents. Enjoy almost-edgy and occasionally irreverent topics paired with out-of-the-box, Jordan-original games and segments. Tune in to hear what absolutely no one is (but should be) raving about!

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  • Creator
    Jordan Geisler
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2020
  • Episodes
    31
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Jordan Geisler
  • Show Website
    Geisler's Guidelines